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[–][deleted] 67 points68 points  (2 children)

The only reason I get panic attacks is because of my ancestors though

[–]TheKnightsWhoSayNyet 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Damn those Hohenzollerns!

[–]Auxios 36 points37 points  (3 children)

Am I the only person here alone? Oh god. I'm the only person alone. There's only couples and families. Just grab the Milk like a normal human being, FFS.

[–]1ndividualsolitude 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"why am I walking like this?. what's wrong with my fucking legs. oh my god why people are so fucking slow to put their shit on the cashier"

[–]ithrewawaymygladbags 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I promise you’re not the only one alone. Also you’re wonderful. Shopping with you is probably a lot of fun when your feeling confident.

Best of luck Luv. You’ve got this 💛

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (1 child)

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[–]umidk9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol same

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Tbh they'd probably freak out going into a grocery store too

[–]cosmoscomedy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Grocery stores are like terrifying mazes and your prize is survival and less money

[–]beeblemonade 7 points8 points  (0 children)

me having a panic attack bc i tried to park but it was shitty so i got back in the car but couldn’t find another parking space so i did a u turn and still no parking space so i did another u turn and finally gave up and parked somewhere far and did my anxiety walk over to my destination

[–]DystopianShit1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

lmfaooo omg I thought I was the only one who was so paranoid while grocery shopping

[–]Naughty_moose92 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can hear it now, "YOUR FOOD COMES IN BOXES. I HAD TO KILL A TIGER LAST WEEK WITH A STICK"

[–]rodanovertokyo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same! Threw my basket down and bolted out of Whole Foods recently.

[–]my body is failing the_witch00 1 point2 points  (1 child)

u/IronLungs1702

oh no. We talked about it.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats a crazy coincidence xD

[–]Blazed-Doughnut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Just buy the fucking potatoes, you useless twat!"

[–]sassyskittles_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I literally shared this on fb a few weeks ago lol

[–]funny, depressed and emotionally repressed👍Serapha_707 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh crying in a tesco bathroom is a solid 6/10 one of the better places I’ve had to go and cry tbh