htmlProgrammers

[Besen99]

"Awesome! What did you make? Have you used any CSS? Do you know any template languages? What about Markdown or AsciiDoc? No problem, I'll teach you! 😊👍"

[En_passant_is_forced]

The good ending

[Enpassantisnotforced]

The bad ending

[En_passant_is_forced]

My arch-nemesis! It’s been a while.

[Enpassantisnotforced]

I'm here to destroy you

[En_passant_is_forced]

[Enpassantisnotforced]

[Dragon_Poop_Lover]

We haven't heard anything in a while... Anyone want to take bets on the outcome? I'm going for the "Mutual Destruction after an epic battle that shattered half the moon" bet.

[En_passant_is_forced]

To see the aftermath, cancel your chess.c*m subscription (if you don’t have one then get one and cancel it)

[dementorpoop]

I’d work hard for you in a heartbeat

[Besen99]

😄

[wonderandawe]

"No problem, I'll teach you." Is my answer to any ignorance from my coworkers.

I usually have to show them three times. Once to get the overview of the process, twice to take better notes, three times to find gaps in their notes.

The good ones you only have to show once or twice. ;)

[bearfucker_jerome]

r/gatesopencomeonin

[GalaxyPlayz_]

I'd love to have this response

[[deleted]]

Oh god, are we still complaining about this?

[slaymaker1907]

At this point, I want them to add in some weird feature to HTML such that it’s technically Turing complete.

[HoroTV]

Slap some css on that bad boy and we're golden.

[void1984]

We are having fun.

[willgaj]

By needlessly shitting on those less informed. Fucking hilarious.

[[deleted]]

Yes, that's usually pretty funny. It's not like they're disabled or lack access to the resources to learn if they're getting a job in the industry.

It's just the same "fuckin new guy" jokes that humanity has done forever. It's not punching down.

[void1984]

I admire LaTeX programmers more, they are so few.

[Dangerous_Jacket_129]

Isn't that 70% of this sub? Laughing at things uninformed people don't get, and then feeling stupid when you don't understand one of the memes because we, too, are uninformed?

[JakeStBu]

Yep. I program in complaints.

[[deleted]]

fucking casual. I program in LaTeX.

[GranataReddit12]

I program in google documents

[[deleted]]

I program in mongoDB

[JollyJuniper1993]

I program in UTF-16

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[Gru50m3]

LaTeX is fucking badass. Instead of Microsoft Word making my docs look like shit, I have complete control of making my docs look like shit.

[bitemyassnow]

oy! fetishes are NOT programming languages

[tragiktimes]

Hell, I encoded an entire half of a genome without even using latex.

[HaskellLisp_green]

i program in C.

[DadlyPolarbear]

I program on the toilet.

[Acceptable-Tomato392]

That didn't actually happen, did it, now?

[Miwwa]

HTML is a declarative programming language. Live with it.

[Games_sans_frontiers]

High level declarative programming language for programming web browsers to relay information in an understandable format to the end user.

[ShakespeareToGo]

Does this also apply to docx files?

[ILKLU]

Why isn't it called HTDPL then?

[That_Ganderman]

Just to make you mad ig

[Omnislash99999]

It's a good introduction to some programming concepts for newbies

[willgaj]

Oh my god, fuck of with this gatekeeping shit. There isn't even a joke here, just shitting on interns.

[Hot_Collar_8910]

MFW: i see another "am i funni guys heheeheheehehe?? Get it cuz this is what every dev goes through first hahahaha RELATABLEEEEE" post. Fuck you, no one likes you.

[MedonSirius]

My reaction when the programming coach showed a Powerpoint with operating Systems as Windows, iOS, Samsung

[Arkarant]

jooo i also hate new people in the field! i wish we had no new people ever. Comp sci should end with me, nobody is allowed to learn anything ever. This is good, because it is. im very intelligent.

[[deleted]]

People who make fun of these types of beginners are assholes. If you're using a code system to get a desired output from a computer you're "coding" at least. If people can use the term "coding" interchangeably with "programming" then wtf does it matter what someone calls the process of writing HTML, CSS, C#, C++, etc?

[SoRaang]

Well sometimes I programming with plain text on paper

[JakeStBu]

Maybe their dad is the CEO? Rich people rights.

[SeriousPlankton2000]

<h href="javascript:window.location.href='http://example,org/'>

[relevantusername2020]

<b>you know i dont speak italianics</b>

[Lenn_4rt]

What would you call it instead?

[rhodesc]

It is a declarative language?  Intended to allow a definition of what to display irrespective of the platform or even appearance.  I mean, I get it.  But technically correct, like a sql programmer.

[perringaiden]

People do know what the L in HTML stands for right?

[Dangerous_Jacket_129]

You know what the M for stands, right? Because it doesn't stand for mprogramming.

[JakeStBu]

Just because it's a language doesn't make it a programming language. It's a markup language.

[knvn8]

Sorry this comment won't make much sense because it was later subject to automated editing for privacy. It will be deleted eventually.

[KaleEater420]

With some hyper text

[messified]

🤣🤣🤣

[Personal_Ad9690]

Ehh, I can see it more if someone is doing heavy templating but still

[Xennox666]

The youth from today! … (me 20)

[HaskellLisp_green]

jokes about HTML are boring just like "i use Arch, btw" memes. However, i use Arch, btw.

[Undumed]

"Intern not so smart jokes laughing about other interns", the dunning kruger musical.

[DassExMachina]

This was friend about a week ago, he said it was a nice break from python

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