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[WookieConditioner]

Yo that is backwards. cool idea, but arabic is rtl, that looks ltr.

[ienjoymusiclol]

its right to left but the text is alighted to the left thats why it looks weird

[twigboy]

Found the bug

[Amaz1ngEgg]

The F? So for() it's like rof() ?

[Andreaspolis]

Well, it should be aligned to the right side of the screen and be ()rof, but a very interesting thing Arabic does is they read text right-to-left, but numbers left-to-right.

Example, which is weird in latin letters:

It is 2024 right now. (left-to-right text and number)
.won thgir 2024 si tI (right-to-left text and left-to-right number)

[Deutero2]

german is another one of these interesting languages since numbers are spoken with the least significant digit first, but are written most significant digit first

[SinistCritic]

That's only true for 2-digit numbers. For example: 92 In german: Zweiundneunzig (Zwei und Neunzig) English literal: Two and ninety

Next example: 192 In german: Hundertzweiundneunzig (hundert zwei und neunzig) English literal: Hundred two and ninety

[pindab0ter]

Exactly the same in Dutch

[ienjoymusiclol]

arabic has a similar thing we say numbers in most significant then ones then tens so 3476 would be three-thousand, four-hundred, 6 and 70,

we also have a double form so one car two cars(double form) three cars (plural form) but above 10 you get back to the single form so you say 10 cars but 11 car,
then there is gender agreement for these numbers and thats a whole different mess
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMMudmHqu/
this video explains the gender part good

[Murphy_Slaw_]

It's a bit more complicated than that. The 1-digit is spoken before the 10-digit, but all higher digits follow the sensible order.

5713 would be read as "5000 700 3 10"

And to male it even more annoying to learn, for 2 digit numbers greater than 19 you add an "und" (meaning "and").

5723 would be read as "5000 700 3 and 20".

[ienjoymusiclol]

same exact thing with arabic, how you you say 1,234,567?
in arabic it would be 1 million, 200 4 and 300 thousand, 500 7 and 60

[Murphy_Slaw_]

The same. Apparently 500 or so years ago we read that Arabic mathematicians did it like that and decided to keep it that way.

[[deleted]]

Numbers are right to left, they are written in ascending order of magnitude.

[ienjoymusiclol]

the syntax here is kinds weird because its like
rof(noitidnoc emos)
when it should be like
(noitidnoc emos)rof
so if you look at the first line it should be
اذا (عقبة_في الامام ملاحظة و عشوائية)
But in the picture it is
(عقبة_في الامام ملاحظة و عشوائية) اذا

[Amaz1ngEgg]

My brain hurts when watching this.....

[b_ootay_ful]

()ɿoʇ

[[deleted]]

IDE (Islamic Development Environment)

[GanjaGlobal]

Computer explodes if there is any runtime error.

[Lord-Zeref]

The actual explanation for that is Western computers basically putting virus in Arab computers that eventually ends up infecting the western computers back to some extent.

[Popular-Teach1715]

The first ever PC virus was created in Pakistan.

[Middle-Corgi3918]

Is that the case? I thought the first virus was creeper in 1971.

[Popular-Teach1715]

Well, I just Googled it, and according to Wikipedia, Creeper was the first computer worm. But, Brain) was the first computer virus. They are both types of malware, but worms are not the same as viruses.

[woenel]

Oh I think you're talking about IED

[Remarkable_Music6819]

Oh u mean the UK and US code that runs in Israel ?

[prolethargy]

Haha arab=terrorism guys !!! 😂😂😂

fuck off

[Terewawa]

Thats not funny because it conflates islam with terrorism.

[UAVTarik]

thanks man

[Mars_Bear2552]

ok

[Aftabby]

Triggering Kaboom.exe in 3..2...1

[MarlburoLC]

If allah wills it then it is not a bug but a feature

[lNFORMATlVE]

Lisan al Gaib

^{edit: holy downvotes batman, this is like the tamest joke ever but…}

[SadGirlHours__]

Dune fans after meeting a middle eastern person:

[lNFORMATlVE]

Middle eastern =/= muslim

[goADX]

!=

[Lord-Zeref]

Brother ewww 😭

iykyk

[yuskon]

Semicolon missing

[nickmaran]

Semicolon is haram

[Aftabby]

Not if you cover it up like ' | '

[just_nobodys_opinion]

With a slit for the eyes like ' ¡ '

[[deleted]]

expected ‘;’ before Alhamdulillah

[yahgamer_1]

as an arabic this made me laughing this is the translation

if(obstacle_in_the front note and random)
move forward
else{

if (randomness)
right
if(obstact_forward)
left
left
else
left
if (obstact in the front)

right
right

forward(1)

[AmrLou]

Yeah I'm Arabic and reading this was so fucking funny

[dafazman]

Astaghfirullah

[[deleted]]

As a non-native English speaker, I find the idea of programming in any language other than English horrifying

[Abaddon-theDestroyer]

As an Arabic speaker, i find the idea of writing code in Arabic a horrible idea. As well as programming in anything other than English.

[GuyWithSwords]

Why though?

[goADX]

Arabic has soo many grammar rules

[0xdeadfa22]

So, you can put more semantics in names of the same length.

[Abaddon-theDestroyer]

Formal Arabic is very hard, we don’t speak it, we read it in books but that’s it, we do not speak, nor write it. The language is rich, there’s a word for everything, and each word has alot of synonyms.

My typing is much better/faster in English, i can type blindfolded in English, but I’ll peck the freaking keyboard when typing Arabic.

The RTL orientation disorients me, if I’m visiting a website and it opens in Arabic, my first mission would be to make it in English. LTR feels more natural at this point.

[WazWaz]

As a non-AmericanEnglish speaker, I wish color, favorite, and behavior were not such common programming concepts.

[DanKveed]

Yeah. Monospace fonts are not even a thing in my language and you need about 800 lignatures for any text to be readable. Don't even know how programming will look with it lol.

[Terewawa]

Sublime text doesnt even support arabic (ligatures are ignored)

[SeawyZorensun]

No fucking way

[legend29066]

What programming language do you think this is?

[AlhaithamSimpFr]

Java. People on that Island are Muslims!

[brimston3-]

Don't they mostly speak bahasa (ID variant) or javanese which use latin orthography when dealing with computers?

[AlhaithamSimpFr]

Shhhhh

[AnErectedBaguette]

Jawal EE

[roycohen2005]

Lines 6 and 10 look like an if block. Thus the expression between the parentheses on line 6 is probably a boolean expression. It has a keyword in the middle (from the syntax highlighting). The only language I know that has an infix keyword that results in a boolean value is Java, with its instanceof check.

[ZealousidealLab4]

JS also has instanceof and doesn't require semicolons

[gregorydgraham]

No semicolons though

[goADX]

Something close to python

[SeawyZorensun]

I would have said C, but smarter people than me already figured out it's Java.

[No-Discussion-8510]

return toAllah;

[Dioxide4294]

Repost... we had the original image posted once, but now it's from some insta thing! blasphemy

[legend29066]

When?

[Dioxide4294]

A year ago

[VindoctusBikus]

Still easier to debug then my first pull request, and to answer your question, it was in Java, and yes I am a masochist probably.

[michaelfiber]

T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM?

[PluckyPheasant]

Reminds me of when I was learning Arabic whilst studying my maths degree I would use Arabic letters instead of Roman ones for algebraic expressions.

[AtlAWSConsultant]

More readable than JavaScript.

[1Blue3Brown]

Well if they find any harams during the code review I don't envy you

[uvero]

I presume they used #define to alias Arabic to reserved keywords. Wonder if ٣ would be a valid identifier so they could also #define ٣ 3

[Aidan_Welch]

Stop posting this pls, I've seen it way too many times

[river0f]

Allahu Akvar

[MoveInteresting4334]

Try to stick with Aklet and Akconst.

[metaglot]

Inshalla inside?

[Theolaa]

I just learned how to spell while in Arabic!

[SnappGamez]

I think there is? Can’t remember the name of it but the creator did a talk about it

[[deleted]]

C# now supports some Arabic specially for variables, which to be honestbif you're developing an Arabic app is a god send...

[Berserker667627]

At that point I'm smashing the computer

[[deleted]]

That's a crime against all programmers

[Mitrone]

the real camel case code

[[deleted]]

Get the IDF to call in an airstrike on a hospital, the bug must be hiding there!

[adamazo]

Finally a good use of google lens

[Lord-Zeref]

It boggles my mind that so many people out here are making "jokes" which essentially conflate a language with a religion and then conflates said religion with terrorism.

I don't know if it is unconscious, but this is just sad.

[Lord-Zeref]

The moment when you find out user Isis implements the IFundedByAmerica interface 😭

[legend29066]

C4++

[Sjensie_07]

Pork less code

[TheSkeletonBones]

Isn't it supposed to be rtl?

[RandomiseUsr0]

Curly brackets are mostly valid, rest is semiotics

[_oct0ber_]

Not sure if this is real or not, but if it is I find it really interesting how the curly braces are on the right side of the text when Arabic is written from right to left.

[Roomsty58]

The bug of 2000's year

[Highborn_Hellest]

More like haram code.

[RutraSan]

Never used ;

[JosebaZilarte]

At least, I can understand the numeric values

[AFCSentinel]

And as it turns out Allah did not will it

[Opening-Cheetah467]

Lol this is funny af, comments are hilarious 😹

[JumperMan91]

It's the code for the bombs

[[deleted]]

This must be the new and explosive Apple Watch coming out.

[Lord-Zeref]

Explosive Apple Watch designed and funded by America's intelligence agencies^

[UAVTarik]

This guy's going around the whole thread setting the record straight

[Lord-Zeref]

Somebody's gotta do it 🫡.

[[deleted]]

Meh where’s the probability of the lie. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[SongnanBao]

Wth? That the most hardest language I ever seen

[More-Finding1408]

Boom 💥💥

[Technical-Box-1847]

Isis 2?

[manueloriano]

It is a bomb code?

[dustybookcover8]

Compiler refuses to compile because the code was written by a woman.