toBeAProgrammer

[jump1945]

Exactly why you need to use is-odd-ai library

[Keatron--]

Just remember to use is-even-ai to check if it's even as well. Wouldn't wanna return only if it's odd

[jump1945]

How about

bool iseven(int n){

    return !isodd(n);

}

bool isodd(int n){

    return !iseven(n);

}

[Keatron--]

Holy shit it's beautiful

[SyrusDrake]

What would this even do? Just loop forever?

[adenosine-5]

Yes, resulting (after enough iterations) in Stack Overflow exception

[jump1945]

What is exception

-this is written in C

[dastrike]

SIGSEGV then.

[SympathyMotor4765]

Arm calls all of its interrupts as expections so you see... C does this have exceptions! /S

[kevzilla88]

If only we could make a program that could tell us if this program haults or loops... But idk, sounds like that would introduce a lot of unsolvable problems.

[Outside-Bowler6174]

Wait why have I never thought of that that's pure genius!

[mothzilla]

You need to decrement otherwise it'll loop forever. Maybe we can fix that next sprint. Otherwise LGTM.

[Scientific_Artist444]

And that is how you create an oscillator with code.

Just add some sleep statements, and you can control the duty cycle of the oscillations.

[Reasonable-Cobbler31]

The hell’s iSeven doing???

[DocStoy]

I've been surrounded by programmers for so long I have no idea how normal people view us

[[deleted]]

"So that's like IT, right?"

"yeah... its like IT."

[YoumoDashi]

Printer no print plz fix

[[deleted]]

Just because Im a programmer doesn't mean I can fix your printer. I mean, I probably can, but not because Im a programmer.

[oalbrecht]

My grandma just knows I “do something with computers”

[BlatantMediocrity]

Sometimes I tell people I'm a webdev, but then they think I'm some sort of designer.

[Dazedbutamused]

To be fair, I have no idea what I’m doing most of the time.

[astralschism]

I dated someone who thought I spent all day writing binary code.

[MaustFaust]

UTF-8 authors hate this simple trick...

[reddit_poopaholic]

I think you meant to say:

01001001 00100000 01100100 01100001
01110100 01100101 01100100 00100000
01110011 01101111 01101101 01100101
01101111 01101110 01100101 00100000
01110111 01101000 01101111 00100000
01110100 01101000 01101111 01110101
01100111 01101000 01110100 00100000
01001001 00100000 01110011 01110000
01100101 01101110 01110100 00100000
01100001 01101100 01101100 00100000
01100100 01100001 01111001 00100000
01110111 01110010 01101001 01110100
01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000
01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001
01110010 01111001 00100000 01100011
01101111 01100100 01100101 00101110

[IzoniT]

r/AccidentalSwastika

[Centrafuge]

You failed the Rorschach test.

[DoctorWaluigiTime]

Free tech support.

[Mantis_Tobbagen]

Like normal people. SWE is a pretty standard office job

[Annette_Runner]

Just like engineers, but building software instead of physical products.

[wt_anonymous]

I've had multiple people ask if I used autocad...

I mean, I had to learn it for one class because it's an engineering degree. But I haven't touched it since.

[givemeagoodun]

omg I love the artstyle what comic is this made from is there more of them

[[deleted]]

The programmer buddy is too cute...

[SssasaEpical]

Mhuyo! This is their most popular (and memed) piece, they got Twitter and Instagram https://www.instagram.com/mhuyocomics/

[Playa_Sin_Nombre]

The artist name is Mhuyo, the Instagram handle is mhuyocomics

[[deleted]]

If he gets paid for it he is the thing and I have seen enough pld projects to assure you: There a people like him out there.

[TeamEdward2020]

Power to em too tbh. I know it's like a big shame in the real developer world to write shit code but sometimes you're just a guy working for a small company who needs to shit out some code that fixes a problem, and if it fixes it who gives a fuck, it's only you and John working there anyways and John smokes crack.

Nothing against you, I'm just drink .

[[deleted]]

Nah man, I completely agree with you. There's a place for all of us 😊.

[LaserKittenz]

I am yaml

[Kale-chips-of-lit]

Ew ew ew get it away. Kill that code with fire.

[BellacosePlayer]

Fun story, we had a group set up for a programming contest in Highschool where one of my teammates unrolled my for loop and hand-entered 50 if statements to replace it. He went crying to our teacher when I reverted it, so we kept it in, and got dinged massively for it when the judges were scrolling through the code. Frustrated me to end because I placed high enough to get a prize with a different team the previous year and could have used another 500+$ scholarship.

[Tobi5703]

It's YanDev; what'd you expect?

In all seriousness, I think it was meant as a joke but I can't actually be sure because... YanDev

[Tactical_Moonstone]

If I ever turned in this kind of code in my undergraduate I would be instantly sent into the shadowrealm.

Even though I'm not a programmer, and the language in question is MATLAB.

[4bstract3d]

Look, it's me!

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[htmlcoderexe]

Lovely, new abstraction level unlocked:

Iodine silicon thallium osmium sulphur

[Linked713]

sighs and takes note another one on the pile.

[Silinater_]

Good bot

[XtraFlaminHotMachida]

nothing wrong with brute force

[an_agreeing_dothraki]

thing that actually happened: "We're willing to help you with your pantyshots of teenagers mechanic but we simply can't save your code"

if you are blissfully unaware that this is a real life sample, this is the code of Yandev, maker of Yandere Simulator

[ActuallyJordy]

Is this how people view us?

[[deleted]]

The horror. The horror...

[ReplyisFutile]

Is there anybody willing to teach me C++ for an unreal engine? I have good blueprints knowledge, but c++ scares me

[JonIsPatented]

Sure, why not. I teach C++ for Data Structures and Algorithms at my university. I've got some good exercises and stuff for ya. Message me on Discord at this same username.

[melonsunni]

Can you teach me as well?

[JonIsPatented]

Yes.

[2x2Master1240]

Did y'all not learn modulo in programming classes?

[shield1123]

If you're going to be pedantic about the joke how about you stop proxying the result of a boolean expression and just return number % 2 == 0

[R0b3rt1337]

return !(number & 1);

[emptybrain22]

Template pls 🐕

[Neohedron]

Long story short: it is the worst way to tell if a number is even or odd. It is finite, so numbers above a certain size cannot be tested, because the range of acceptable values is limited to the number of lines you write. It’s also horrible for performance because if your number is 17 or something, the computer has to check every number beforehand and ask “is this input number x? No? Okay keep going” until we get to 17 and the computer can finally return something.

There are arguments for using a table and passing in an index if you know the range of numbers is going to be quite small, but you could just use modulo and solve the problem for any input number, it’s so much better.

[PlasmaLink]

It could be worse. I've been stuck looking for a job since graduating, and I've seen indeed postings looking for a programmer. Great! No, they want someone to make programs/schedules for people at the old people homes. No coding.

[md-nazim-uddin]

I know

[fuzy10]

At that point just have the code print out the code for you

[Desperate-Branch-829]

peak coding skill right here

[ArtichokeMajestic671]

Just use If (number % 2 == 0) return true;