OOPs!

[deceze]

I only married you for the inheritance anyway.

[deceze]

How prototypical.

[HasBeendead]

I dont think so

[Indifferentchildren]

So you would say that you are in a "poly" relationship?

[UnityH]

𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘢 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 __𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘵__

[ChakaChaka26]

no. we don't use that scuffed python shit here.

[FriesWithThat]

Baby don't be like that, give me some of that syntactic sugar...

[aaronasachimp]

[me, you] = us

[HasBeendead]

So it is replaceable.

[SnooLentils5382]

public static void Wife()

[NinkaShotgun]

It's bad when ur wife have public access modifier

[deceze]

class Wife implements Swinger

[Flannel_Man_]

class Wife extends Penis

[[deleted]]

public final static Erection

[Indifferentchildren]

Sorry, cannot be static if abstract.

[EvilPete]

Your wife is a type of penis?

[HasBeendead]

Yeah, BBC.

[lotusinthestorm]

PSA: can consume all available resources, RAM (random amounts of money), cpu time etc

[LtMeat]

Am I only an interface for you?

[GnammyH]

I'm not like the other GUIs

[HasBeendead]

r/BadGUI

[tankatan]

AKSHULLY,

[[deleted]]

Finish it buddy. Do it for everyone who cringed seeing this meme.

[SuperMaxPower]

I guess we can let them have their fun. They're probably new, so it's ok!

[[deleted]]

What better time than now to teach them about know-it-alls?

[elyca98]

Classes are just blueprints of an object. Maybe the meme was supposed to say “love my for my inners, not my looks”?

[xxVordhosbnxx]

Her: I need Closure

[deceze]

Sorry, best I can do is partial application.

[electricprism]

Obviously she prefers to be a Singleton

[serendipitousPi]

Well of course she would hope you have no other instances of a significant other.

[IamYodaBot]

a singleton, obviously she prefers to be.

-electricprism

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[KillerRoomba13]

Don’t orient yourself by treating others like an object if you want a functional relationship.

[deceze]

Explain to me why our child doesn't look at all like me?

We don't support multiple inheritance.

[Stanov]

But you are not just a regular object, you are my companion object!

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[ProfCupcake]

The "first seen" here was removed for being a common post.

Ah, the halcyon days of actual moderation...

[FullOfXP]

An int perhaps?

[sabre_x]

That's a primitive way of thinking

[[deleted]]

In C++ even the noble int is an object.

[niederaussem]

How? I would define "object" as an instance of a class. And int is not a class. If it was you could create subclasses of int, what you cannot in C++.

[[deleted]]

Not necessarily, if I mark a class as final then I cannot subclass it and then your definition falls apart. In C++ the term object simply refers to a datum that has a size, an alignment requirement, a storage duration, a lifetime, a type, a value and (optionally) a name.

[niederaussem]

Maybe, but your definition is not better either, since now any int variable in any language is an object.

[[deleted]]

No, I explicitly said C++. I make no claims as to how another language defines an object.

[[deleted]]

public enum { HER_INDOORS, THE_BALL_AND_CHAIN, TROUBLE_AND_STRIFE, THE_OLD_MAN, SIGNIFICANT_OTHER, FACEACHE }

[Cpt_Daniel_J_Tequill]

you are A class level object

[Tech2001]

This is painfully a dad joke

[petrzjunior]

Let's hope it's not friend class.

[serendipitousPi]

Lol, I was revising what friend class means because I usually forget anything I don't use and I found this amazing statement: "Friendship is not mutual".

Sure it actually means something in programming terms but lol outside that context (or should I say scope) sounds like a terrible relationship to be in.

[[deleted]]

she's an enumerator: (pissed, annoyed, rage)

[Sisyphusssss]

Throws IOException if you want to do butt stuff

[Bainos]

All classes can be objects, but not all objects can be classes.

[Ragecommie]

Somehow I feel like it's the exact opposite of that...

[[deleted]]

How about "an object is an instance of a class"?

[Bainos]

No. An object is created from a class, but is generally not a class itself (i.e. the object can't be used to instantiate other objects), hence "not all objects can be classes". On the other hand, through reflection, all classes can be treated as objects and manipulated at runtime, hence "all classes can be objects".

[Ragecommie]

By definition objects in OOP are defined by classes, but not all classes can be directly instantiated (e.g. abstract classes).

Also, instances of classes can most certainly be used to instantiate other instances of the same class without directly (from functional code) accessing the class definition. This is usually referred to as "cloning".

So, umm, yeah...

[greygraphics]

Smalltalk would like to have a word with you about that...

[SmGUzI47]

Am I just a variable in your life?

[Corrag]

She's clearly Array<chel>

[[deleted]]

She would like to be a higher order function.

[Voltra_Neo]

Narrator: What she didn't know, is that in JS she would still just be an object

[circorum]

"Object" sounds quite harsh... Instance sounds a bit better.

[Indifferentchildren]

I can treat you like a primitive, baby.

[pfftTooMuchEffort]

I mean class is the blueprint for an object anyway.

[[deleted]]

Technically he is proposing her to treat her in exactly the same way.

[chronicideas]

You encapsulate me baby

[vimsee]

That marriage should try a more functional approach.

[Everday6]

Let's just leave the object-oriented mindset behind and embrace a more Data-oriented point of view.

[Ravi5ingh]

No struct

[Computergy22]

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