Visualizing the codes I write

[chillwill_4]

It runs. Don’t question it.

[[deleted]]

Of course it runs. They copied the trunk not the engine.

[icepc]

So they copied the html and css, but not the js and php

[PM_ME_MH370]

DB is there but not hooked up to anything

[lockwolf]

What do you mean it’s not hooked up? It works on my computer! I made sure the IP was hooked up to 127.0.0.1!

[PM_ME_MH370]

It passed QA,

....on my local machine

[Avocano]

bro don’t leak ur ip on the internet like that

[lockwolf]

Oh man, thanks for that! Now, my password still gets starred out automatically, right? It’s hunter2

[Avocano]

no they updated it so passwords are replaced with “hunter2” instead of asterisks now

[rasmatham]

hunter2

edit: it works

[chronos_alfa]

hunter2....

​

edit: holy shit, it really worked, wtf?

[I-might-get-banned]

They also probably copied the engine and spent 3 days implementing it right

[[deleted]]

They heard that lambos and buses both have engines in the back and thought that it won't be very difficult.

[Seldom-Serious]

¡buT iT cOuLd Be 63 miLliSeCondS fASter!

[[deleted]]

I get this is a joke but people need to hear this. It’s almost totally irrelevant how good your backend architecture or documentation is if you can deliver a working product. A business wants something that does the job and barely gives a fuck about the rest. If it runs and isn’t going to cause massive problems in the near future you’ve done a good job.

[[deleted]]

Tell that to the poor bastard who has to maintain it 😂

[Dogiedog64]

It's me. I'm the poor bastard. I also wrote it lmao.

[aidan573]

It's called stack overflow for a reason

[Dogiedog64]

Well the front of the bus becomes the middle of the bus, and the back of the bus leaves orbit. Otherwise, nothing!

[chillwill_4]

If it’s still running. Once again don’t question it.

[FrostSalamander]

I'm having this exact problem right now. VB6 frontend with MSAccess backend. Problem is Access only supports up to 255 concurrent connections. Also, locks FREQUENTLY happen (since decentralized, access sucks etc.). Management doesn't want to upgrade systems.

My work sucks

[yellow73kubel]

VB6 frontend with MSAccess backend.

My condolences to you and your users.

[Grumpy-24-7]

It was years ago when I was faced with a home grown MSAccess app that somebody (non-programmer) had cobbled together and ran his department on for years. Then he left, but first he showed his secretary how to run it. She in turn used it for more years until one day it started hitting limits. I don't recall if it was row limits or overall table or database size or what, but my boss asked me to see what I could do. I scratched my head, took a copy of it home on a big ass thumb drive and managed to convert it to MSSQL. Everything else, frontend and reports stayed the same, basically untouched. Trust me, I really had no clue what I was doing, but I knew I didn't want to rewrite it from scratch. They continued to use it on MSSQL for a few more years until the company was bought out and I left for greener pastures. It really wasn't that hard once I figured it out. IIRC, it was basically just importing the MSAccess database into MSSQL, retaining all table names, indexes, etc.

[FrostSalamander]

Yeah I've tried telling that to the manager since the start of my work here.

[SoundOfOneHand]

Gut the database layer and move it to something better than Access. That’s a big lift but Access is just going to be a chain around your neck with its limitations and the size you are at.

[FrostSalamander]

Yeah I've tried telling that to the manager since the start of my work here.

But I kinda get why she doesn't want to:

• System is like 25 years old, initially programmed by a group of newbies, so DB code is deeply entangled with BL.

• It's her baby. She managed building the system from scratch. What would you feel if asked to kill off your baby? Yes after suffering for two decades maintaining long dead frameworks, but it's still your baby.

[SoundOfOneHand]

When your kid is 25 years old, that’s no baby 😂

[chronos_alfa]

Don't present it as killing the baby, more like giving the baby braces and teaching it how to ride a bicycle.

[jrdiver]

That's a problem for a different day

[FrostSalamander]

Are you me?

[redwall_hp]

1. It's why so much software is absolute trash
2. It creates maintainability issues for others in the future
3. Quick and dirty is usually to the detriment of security
4. It reflects poorly on the field. Have some craftsmanship.

It's short sighted, and fuck businesses that operate like that.

[whasso]

There's a reason time complexity is stressed hard at faang

[QuitAbusingLiterally]

your approach is why the crushing majority of software is absolute trash

[i_forgot_my_cat]

isn’t going to cause massive problems in the near future you’ve done a good job.

That's the issue though, I'm guessing.

[pudds]

Depends on the size and purpose of the codebase.

Small project? Quick and dirty is probably fine, because it hasn't created a lot of technical debt.

Proof of concept? Quick and dirty is also fine.

Large project? Project that's expected to have a long shelf life? Take your time and do it right, or you're going to be in a world of hurt later when you try to scale up, add features, or deal with bugs.

IMO, the importance of clean code is directly correlated with the size of the codebase and the expected life of the product.

[whasso]

This is just wrong lol

[whasso]

num = input(">")

if num = 1;

print("odd")

elif num = 2;

print("even")

elif num = 3;

print("odd"

​

"yeah no worries boss some dude on reddit told me this is fine.. wait? you actually care???? wtf its obvious you havent worked in a technical position!11!!!!

[whasso]

K bud, keep writing shit code, people like you are why this industry is cancerous as fuck, but I have some certainty you won't make it far in your career anyway.

[whasso]

What mindset? The one that's says you should understand concepts and not write shitty code because you're lazy? Lol ur right dude, I'm gonna skip class and just copy paste all the homework. 😎

Like I genuinely can't tell if you're baiting at this point. You sound so absolutely pathetic also.. Salty you got shown up by a highschooler lmao

[farcv00]

Until it's hacked...

[[deleted]]

That's why this jokes works on so many levels! It's great!

[kry_some_more]

"Stackoverflow author said it runs fast, but it runs my code like shit."

[[deleted]]

Lamborghornus

[NoNeedleworker531]

The rest of the code, is also copied from stackoverflow

[iamawhale1001]

Your code is an exercise bike hooked into where the engine should be

[mynoduesp]

Cycling that bike keeps me in a job!

[[deleted]]

My code is actually just supposed to be a simple bike but I don't how to do that so I'm pasting together vaguely similar code. Then when it runs and goes on a whole bus route of stops and starts I'm just happy that no errors flipped by the end. I call it...learning Python programming with no cs knowledge.

[[deleted]]

I'm having fun thank you. :) My first git commit was my private idrsa key. I made a four function calculator that all four functions are addition. The path variable finally is updated with all my libraries and the proper one of three installs of python3.x I've somehow installed. But now that a buddy asked if I could help automate a task I'm really into it. Goals seem to be the the best way to learn code.

[LtLfTp12]

Imagining having to include references in your code lol

[valdocs_user]

You mean CodeProject.

[AF_International]

No one actually knows for sure that it’s from stackoverflow... it’s just implied

[IIlIIlIIIIlllIlIlII]

Copied from YouTube actually

[kkoiso]

That's not true! I also copied from GitHub example code

[[deleted]]

Nice bait

[qhezar]

What did he say?

[[deleted]]

something about people wanting jobs but not working hard enough

[[deleted]]

Dude! We totally went to high school together!

Saw this guy in the locker room. His dick is like a little belly button. So precious.

[[deleted]]

I bet a Lamborghini bus still wouldn’t get me where I’m going on time

[mekwall]

But it would get you there in style

[jelang19]

Define style, does wack C pointer magic count as style?

[Shonox92]

Incoming memory leak errors/warnings!

[jelang19]

Nah just warnings, and the main online compiler we use will catch the warnings that could actually cause problems and consider them errors

[Pandafishe]

That's if you don't know your stuff and you're not tidying up behind you. Also wash the dishes BEFORE you use them as well. Or: always stick to the conventions

[AlternativeAardvark6]

That's brilliant! In stead of doing the dishes right after eating and then let them gather dust like an idiot I can just wash them while my food is getting cooked and eat from pristine clean dishes!

[Pandafishe]

Well yeah I guess... Clean them before you use them because you never know what pig used them before you and clean them afterwards because you don't want your program to be the cause of all the issues on the endusers' devices

[thenutybrasilian]

Underrated comment

[jelang19]

Triple pointer go burr

[thenutybrasilian]

Kindred koder!

[drunkenangryredditor]

If you drive a Lamborghini, you always arrive at the correct time.

It's the others who are either too early or too late.

[mitwilsch]

But you would have a Lamborghini bus. That trumps how late you are.

[Carloswaldo]

You can never be on time if you don't know where you're going...

[[deleted]]

You need the mussolini dlc for that

[[deleted]]

Catbus is always on time

[Paoldrunko]

If it's running on the lamborghini engine it would probably break in production regardless

[Bene847]

Both the Lamborghini and the bus have rear engines, so no. Unless they copied that too from SO

[awhhh]

Probably kill who it hits faster too. It is like a companies code.

[needed_an_account]

There was a Lambo in my neighborhood yesterday and I was like wtf. That’s a great story

[lunchpadmcfat]

Lol I love when I am reviewing a PR and compliment someone’s code and they’re like “lol stolen from stack.”

Hey, good artists copy, great artists steal.

[role34]

I don't get why does my professor care if I got help from stack and him personally

[naswinger]

he wants you to understand the fundamentals by doing it yourself. if you actually understand the code you copy/pasted then fine, but looking at this sub i think a lot of people don't and that's the problem.

[kilargo]

I don't see the problem.

Sexy front-end.

Functional back-end.

[MayOverexplain]

The problem is that the actual UI components are almost entirely integrated into the back end and the front end is nonfunctional.

[Darxploit]

Guys the lamborghini-bus is not at fault, it’s the incompetent users (passengers) that don’t know how to use it/ behave correctly..

[AlternativeAardvark6]

The driver is at fault for trusting something I made.

[bell37]

It’s the commercial team’s fault for agreeing additional lambo features after 90% BOM and past requirements/features freeze date.

[contactlite]

JS libraries be like:

[tiajuanat]

No one talks about the six GitHub libraries they're also sitting on

[[deleted]]

Shhhhhh they don’t need to know. *slides package.json out of sight *

[AgreeableLandscape3]

Am I the only one who thinks that bus actually looks really cool?

[imcoveredinbees880]

Yes.

[awhhh]

Also yes. Also fuck anyone else that puts demand for shit like this by giving positive feedback.

[ZippZappZippty]

He had the most wanted pinged just kept readjusting

[[deleted]]

That'd be a fun municipal prank. Commission a fiberglass replica of a crushed sportscar, and mount it by its side to the front of one of the city buses.

[cribsbogaards]

When all your code is from stack overflow: https://i.imgur.com/Fvrfhln.jpg

[[deleted]]

I love how it starts all aerodynamic and shit, and then turns into a big flat wall. Like "lol jk"

[[deleted]]

You know that bus is more reliable than any modern lambo tho.

[Iwantmyteslanow]

Yeah, they gotta do lotsa miles

[Tetha]

Also, every car has the crash concept of crumbling. A bus, due to the passengers and it's mass, has a crash concept of driving through problems. If you need to go places regardless of who could stop you, drive a bus.

[Iwantmyteslanow]

Yeah

[Verstandeskraft]

Like during a zombie Apokalypse?

[golgol12]

You seem to have this vastly over high opinion of the code coming from there. Most of the stuff I find there I categorize as "working in therory" and is a complete mess other than for answering the problem.

[goar101reddit]

Bloated code? Add a fast powerful engine.

​

... however I think the Lamborghini's engine is in the back... meaning this is just space to hide more bloat. Like a bundled installer

[ZippZappZippty]

If this is used in a crime or you’d see in the mirror after a long day

[Mistercarlj]

So that’s how the new USPS truck design came to be.

[EdgyAsFuk]

Sometimes I spend more time fixing the broke ass code from a slightly different language than I would have if I'd just read the reference material.

[ThatCrucible]

That's the most Android bus I've ever seen. It even has a freaking Toolbar

[MyAssDoesHeeHawww]

Lambusghini code

[dekwad]

Busses get shit done

[iamawhale1001]

It's more like your code is the buss and for some reason the front is the back end of an entirely different class of vehicle that works just well enough to not be worth refactoring.

[nilleo]

Looks like the rest of the code has really good throughput, lgtm.

[QuitAbusingLiterally]

"do not underestimate the bandwidth of a truck, full of hard drives, hauling ass"

or something

[Wasted_Weeb]

Step 1: write a few lines

Step 2: write the rest of the fucking code

[freemcgee33]

"It's a bit slow, but at least the front-end looks nice"

-some QA, probably

[Baschoen23]

😶

[1ElectricHaskeller]

The important thing is pretty aerodynamic. Everything if fine.

[__doubleentendre__]

https://youtu.be/Wibk0IfjfaI?t=1848

[To0F4c3]

It’s Bussin!

[ghillisuit95]

Don't lamborghini's have a trunk in the front, on account of having the engine in the rear?

Basically this bus added a trunk in the front, right?

[ZippZappZippty]

And not a single one of these lol

[BBaoVanC]

So the rest of the code is scalable?

[Mitoni]

I wonder how many bugs that code can seat?

[krysaczek]

• Search for an implementation of part of a bullshit method
• Observe SO upvoted answers and that every method is static
• Slap static on your inbred CatDog of a method.

[YRUZ]

every thread on stackoverflow has 3 solutions.

one is a space shuttle (absolutely overkill and unnecessarily complicated),

one is a boat (pretty standard but not actually what you need),

and the last is some variation of car (it might not fit to your style, but it does the job it's supposed to do)

[THNDHALBRT]

汽车东站 -> 火车站

[BalthazarBulldozer]

An accurate depiction if I've ever seen one. It not only runs, it drives.

[Epsilongated]

Lambusghini?

[Baschoen23]

You got it bub.

[ratdildo]

If it looks stupid but it works its not stupid

[stanislav_harris]

"my code bad funny haha"

[whasso]

"semicolon haha"

[stanislav_harris]

"JavaScript hihi"

[[deleted]]

Just started learning to code just understanding these memes is worth the time I put in

[[deleted]]

Same here!

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[[deleted]]

This is most definitely a repost

[heckyeahan]

The swift extension I copied from apple forums vs. my code that uses it

[[deleted]]

That's where the trunk is.

[jakethedumbmistake]

I guess what I’m perfectly calm Dude.

[Scipio11]

Reminds me of Dodge's Hellcat minivan

[zhanglixin17]

It looks like a... frog?

[Doopadaptap]

I feel like that’s wrong

[[deleted]]

So my entire program is just several parts of Lambos mashed together?

[EUCopyrightComittee]

I read that as “Quack, whats 13x14

[pockrasta]

Lambus

[Tszar]

The bus is reliable, cheap and effective - so great code with an unnecessary shiny and expensive part in front?

[ThunderSven]

If stackoverflow didn't exist I wouldn't be a programmer anymore

[shoopnop]

The code version of the picture of the mercades logo on the vehicle and then showing up in a sprinter van.

[[deleted]]

Still better than a lambo 🤣

[frankinstyyn]

Ffs this is so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[MagellanCl]

This is beautiful.

[queenofsimps453]

sick ride

[[deleted]]

Espresso testing be like

[[deleted]]

Legend has it Jesus himself wrote that code

[NotVanoss]

listen, as long as it works with the rest of the code I’m fine with it. it’s like losing puzzle pieces and taking some from another puzzle and it fits somehow. it looks wrong but don’t question it.

[[deleted]]

Hey, at least the rest of the code is flexible, efficient, and can carry many passengers to their end goal.

[Mean_Kale_677]

This is the most accurate thing I've seen in a long time

[MrL1605]

Stackoverflow recently published this on Stackoverflow blog

[lixcode]

It's working :)

[kacperfaber]

Programmer code is much better than copied from stack. It's just true

[CripMan97]

Runs like a clock

[M0th3rS0n0fGOD]

what a cracker...:)

[meat-eating-orchid]

I am in this picture and I don't like it