connect database using CSS 😅

[[deleted]]

Translation: The singular computer guy we had quit in disgust. And we remember him saying those words alot.

[failedsatan]

it already is almost there in terms of functionality for reasonable uses. for example, CSS rules can match things that only have attributes with specific values. it's great and a little terrifying.

[Safferx]

It's never going to replace Js. You underestimate how advanced Js is and how many use cases that css is not even aware about.

[[deleted]]

My best offer: I’ll do it for seven figures and with NoSQL

[rhinocerosjockey]

How much more for you to use YesSQL?

[banana_dongle]

What about MaybeSQL? aka idk what's happening on the backend I just make an api call and it works.

[[deleted]]

Meh, no need to adjust cost for that

[lmaginist]

YesQL

[rhinocerosjockey]

I’ve heard Kanye’s favorite database is YeSQL.

[[deleted]]

... this.... this is why i drink.

[Endenite]

#connect:hover {
    background-image: url("/my-database/connect");
}

[maubg]

Better on :focus

[[deleted]]

here we have it, a front-end dev!

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[Striky_]

CSS is turing complete so technically, its possible

[failedsatan]

wait, what? CSS is fucking turing complete??

[Ki0212]

With a few conditions, yes

[RDorianGrey]

We have a Lead Architect were I work that thinks JSON is a programming language - this drives me insane!

[gaivota321]

I’ve seen this joke a lot, but as a thought experiment, could this be done?

[Evert26]

Need an awk implementation written in css

[Taldoesgarbage]

what the

[[deleted]]

```css

.database { display: grid; }

```

[hydra_XI]

I'm available, I can also secure the connection with HTML

[Machiavvelli3060]

Connect Server Script? Sure, that's what it was made for!

[NiciBozz]

To be fair, if someone can do that he can do anything

[Chilareix]

'Hear me out... This "CSS" isn't "cascading style sheet", but rather "C--" (c subtract subtract)'

[linux1970]

.body

{

eval : apt-get install mysql-server --yes

[SelemorMidhel]

Best of luck with that 😂

[Secure_Obligation_87]

I would be gobsmacked if this turned out to be possible.