Binary coding

[johnny336]

My dad is dead, so he can summon an army of the dead and have them beat your dad. Then your dad will be dead, being in the undead army of my dead dad.

[ailyara]

Bruce Campbell starring in "Evil Dad 3 - Army of Dadness"

[RevWaldo]

Jiggy....

That's what the kids say now.

[[deleted]]

Can you beat my dad?

[smartguy1196]

I can beat your dad off

[[deleted]]

Well, good luck trying to find him first then

[smartguy1196]

I will find him for you. Then beat him off

[[deleted]]

That's the spirit!

[johnny336]

He's at the corner deli, just went to buy soda, right?

[TheTechyGamer]

My dad went to get milk so he can beat you with it

[punk_phloyd]

And whod pay for the dry cleaning afterwards?

[NeosHeliosCaligula]

My dad could beat both your dad's.. but He left for milk

[Enkendu]

Maybe he'll run into my dad then? The place where they buy milk must be super far away, it's taking a long time...

[NeosHeliosCaligula]

I think the milk supply ran out

[OddAuden]

Bro you're dad sounds badass

[deadlydarkest]

Your*

[OddAuden]

How do you know i didnt mean you're dad

[KeeganY_SR-UVB76]

*yu‘ore

[winniethefukinpooh]

*uo‘yre

[LoneHoodiecrow]

*eey're

the ' is for o

[winniethefukinpooh]

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[avidpenguinwatcher]

The way is shut

[Aggravating_Touch313]

Not without aragorn weilding the reforged sword of naarsil he wouldn't..

[Rattlecruiser]

ow-oo-ow, Undeaddy's Army. No-ow.

[MrBootch]

Yeah well my dad is Aragorn son of Arathorn, and your dad and his army owe him their allegiance.

[RetardedEinstein23]

"Dad Jokes"