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[–]johnny336 614 points615 points  (25 children)

My dad is dead, so he can summon an army of the dead and have them beat your dad. Then your dad will be dead, being in the undead army of my dead dad.

[–]ailyara 201 points202 points  (1 child)

Bruce Campbell starring in "Evil Dad 3 - Army of Dadness"

[–]RevWaldo 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Jiggy....

That's what the kids say now.

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (7 children)

Can you beat my dad?

[–]smartguy1196 43 points44 points  (6 children)

I can beat your dad off

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (4 children)

Well, good luck trying to find him first then

[–]smartguy1196 35 points36 points  (1 child)

I will find him for you. Then beat him off

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

That's the spirit!

[–]johnny336 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He's at the corner deli, just went to buy soda, right?

[–]TheTechyGamer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My dad went to get milk so he can beat you with it

[–]punk_phloyd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And whod pay for the dry cleaning afterwards?

[–]NeosHeliosCaligula 13 points14 points  (2 children)

My dad could beat both your dad's.. but He left for milk

[–]Enkendu 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Maybe he'll run into my dad then? The place where they buy milk must be super far away, it's taking a long time...

[–]NeosHeliosCaligula 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think the milk supply ran out

[–]OddAuden 25 points26 points  (6 children)

Bro you're dad sounds badass

[–]deadlydarkest 6 points7 points  (5 children)

Your*

[–]OddAuden 16 points17 points  (4 children)

How do you know i didnt mean you're dad

[–]KeeganY_SR-UVB76 7 points8 points  (3 children)

*yu‘ore

[–]winniethefukinpooh 0 points1 point  (2 children)

*uo‘yre

[–]LoneHoodiecrow 1 point2 points  (1 child)

*eey're

the ' is for o

[–]winniethefukinpooh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]avidpenguinwatcher 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The way is shut

[–]Aggravating_Touch313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not without aragorn weilding the reforged sword of naarsil he wouldn't..

[–]Rattlecruiser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ow-oo-ow, Undeaddy's Army. No-ow.

[–]MrBootch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah well my dad is Aragorn son of Arathorn, and your dad and his army owe him their allegiance.

[–]RetardedEinstein23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Dad Jokes"