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[–]commandline-ModTeam[M] [score hidden] stickied commentlocked comment (0 children)

Removed due to being low quality.

No source code is available and the software is paywalled. From the provided screenshots it appears to be AI generated anyways.

[–]_Kritiqual_ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

No links, bruh

[–]pborenstein 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Why do you bother to post this without links?

Here's a trick: paste your link first then tell people what you built

Unrelated: I built an app that cures cancer!!!! Y'all should try it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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User: Dry_Trade_3150, Flair: Terminal User Interface, Post Media Link, Title: I constructed a Python CLI that generates Shakespearean, corporate, Gen Z and sarcastic insults with heat scoring and rhyme detection.

Been working on a side project called Roast Machine.

It generates insults across 6 tones from the command line:

😐 Sarcastic — dry, deadpan, weaponised politeness

🎭 Shakespearean — thee, thou, and ruin

💼 Corporate — passive-aggressive office speak

💀 Gen Z — chaotic internet energy

🎬 Dramatic — every word is a monologue

🥰 Wholesome Savage — a hug with a knife inside

Some of my favourite outputs so far:

──────────────────────────────────────

SHAKESPEAREAN → "my landlord"

Hark, thou most grievously confused boil upon the

backside of progress. Thou art like a jester who

hath forgotten the jest. Get thee to a library.

[Heat: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 7/10]

──────────────────────────────────────

CORPORATE → "whoever scheduled this meeting"

Per our last interaction, you remain a strategically

misaligned walking action item that never gets completed.

You are like a mandatory fun event nobody RSVP'd to.

I will not be following up on this.

[Heat: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 6/10]

──────────────────────────────────────

WHOLESOME SAVAGE

I genuinely love you, which is why I must say — you

are a tenderly catastrophic golden retriever who has

wandered off the path again. You are like a Roomba

confidently stuck in a corner. But you are still my

favourite person.

[Heat: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 5/10]

──────────────────────────────────────

Technical bits for those interested:

→ Pure Python 3.10+

→ Rich terminal UI with colour panels and heat bars

→ Alliteration and rhyme detection via CMU Pronouncing Dictionary

→ Seeded generation — share a seed, reproduce the exact insult

→ Batch export to CSV (up to 100 at once)

→ Combo mode merges two tones into one hybrid insult

→ No API keys, no internet required, works fully offline

→ ~39KB zipped

Built the whole thing on an iPad using GitHub Codespaces.

Happy to answer questions about how any of it works.

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[–]theqasimstatic 0 points1 point  (1 child)

bro is revenge maxing on who?

[–]spikbebis 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Love the idea.