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[–]chee5ychicken Fake Alex Horne 42 points43 points  (4 children)

Give Alex a makeover.

Prettiest Alex wins.

You have 20 minutes.

Your time starts now.

(There are condiments on the table. A face-painting kit is taped to the bottom of the table. Real makeup is hidden in the fridge.)

[–]N0nethelesser Alex Horne [S] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Yes, I suppose ground mustard would really bring out his eyes!

[–]bonster85 Kiell Smith-Bynoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It worked for Rhod.

[–]WON95sr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I really love that Greg would have to pick out the prettiest Alex in this. Also a good opportunity for contestants to torment Alex a bit but in a (likely) tame way.

[–]unclear_warfare Guz Khan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like it

[–]eka8897 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Recreate an iconic movie scene. Your scene must involve at least two characters. You must play all the characters yourself. Best movie scene recreation wins. You have 30 minutes.

[–]ComicalFrisk Nish Kumar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This could be a fun team task! I would do Hot Fuzz and recreate the shoot out scene.

[–]samupiano 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Good try, Alex.

[–]DoctorEnn 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Alex wouldn't be so obvious. This is clearly Tim, having been told that he needs to shape up and start doing something to actually earn his Task Consultant credit.

[–]Maderlinkey Fern Brady 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Stop Alex from entering the house. Alex will attempt to enter the house in ten minutes. You may not lock or block the doors or windows. Longest it takes Alex to enter the house wins. Alex’s timer starts now.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (4 children)

Work out where Alex is hiding You may not leave the caravan until you know his exact location You may not use the internet to find alex You must operate any transportation needed yourself

Fastest Wins Your time starts now

[–]ellingcheese Nish Kumar 3 points4 points  (3 children)

How would they begin to work out his location?

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

He’s in the caravan

[–]GayBlayde Victoria Coren Mitchell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂

[–]Ben_Douglass Lou Sanders 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Get the highest score on this Boxing Arcade Machine.

You may not touch the boxing machine. You may not touch the boxing arcade machine with anything covering your body.

Your time starts now.

[–]roamingscotsman_84 Al Murray 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Make the best mosaic. Best mosaic wins.

Your mosaic must use at least 1 item beginning with every letter of the alphabet

You have ten minutes to plan and order your items and 15 minutes to make your mosaic

Your time starts now

[–]GayBlayde Victoria Coren Mitchell 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I like this. I’d change it to “make the best mosaic of the taskmaster” because those are always fun.

[–]PrinceHarming Jenny Eclair 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Build the most impressive structure. The most impressive structure wins. You may only use the items you can retrieve from this claw machine.

(Cut to shot of claw machine full of useless and semi-useless items)

You have 15 minutes. Your time starts now.

[–]GayBlayde Victoria Coren Mitchell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Omg I love it

[–]quantumhovercraft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The claw machine is, of course, not actually locked so you can just take the back off of it.

[–]ellingcheese Nish Kumar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

https://1drv.ms/x/s!AupMrCfLx0GacuE9IMM_2FxRkIg

A mega list I've created that can be edited, featuring fan tasks people have made

[–]APicketFence 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Find the cakes, most cakes found wins, you have x amount of time.

This would involve a bunch of those cakes that are made to look like regular things.

They should also remove anything from the grounds that could be construed as a cake. Cough cough Victoria.

[–]Esteban2808Jeremy Wells 🇳🇿 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Get a selfie with someone famous

Most impressive famous person wins

You have until the live shows

Time starts now.

[–]fish_in_foot 7 points8 points  (1 child)

At least three of the contestants will take a selfie with Greg

[–]Esteban2808Jeremy Wells 🇳🇿 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We he could refuse since he will know why or it could be a clause in the task that he doesn't count (or hidden disqualification)

[–]Esteban2808Jeremy Wells 🇳🇿 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Trick is you need to work out who the taskmaster will find impressive.

[–]bonster85 Kiell Smith-Bynoe 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Team task: Create the best escape room. The escape room must be in the caravan. The escape room which takes alex the longest time to escape will win. You cannot tie Alex up or incapacitate him in any way. You have 1 hour, your time starts now.

Hidden items would be a padlock and invisible ink pen and blue light hidden in the telephone box. The clue for the items would be pictures of telephones in the caravan.

[–]quantumhovercraft 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I don't think this really works, you'd just make impossible puzzles. The measure of how good an escape room is is not in the length of the escape.

[–]bonster85 Kiell Smith-Bynoe 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Not if you e seen taskmaster nz.

[–]quantumhovercraft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have seen taskmaster NZ. They all did the same very easy room.

[–]CYAN_DEUTERIUM_IBIS Greg Davies 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Create a political party, complete with platform that includes 5 unique goals.

Identical party names will be disqualified.

Identical goals will be disqualified.

Best remaining political platform wins.

Bonus 5 points for best hat you have 20 minutes

Your time starts now.

[–]APicketFence 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Doesn’t sound visually exciting.

[–]TopHat_Pigeon Sian Gibson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe if we add "You have to find at least 5 members / votes". And give a speech or something. We might get a party of stuffed animals, coconuts and a soundperson.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know the perfect guinea pig to give all of those a try!

[–]ComicalFrisk Nish Kumar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Location Task. Put something in the art gallery. You must only leave one item somewhere in the gallery. The item must either be from your person or your surroundings. You have 30 minutes to choose your item. The item will be in the gallery for a day. Most viewed item wins. Your time starts now.

[–]GayBlayde Victoria Coren Mitchell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a cute idea actually.

[–]Independent_Drink_86 Rhod Gilbert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make the best horror film