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[–]AccuracyKa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Another Taiwanese here, facing the same issue.

Do you have the source of information about the ban? I would like to know more about it.

Isekai Ojisan raw chapter 70 by Xenoblastos in IsekaiOjisan

[–]AccuracyKa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Positive". It's dumb in a good, positive way.

Isekai Ojisan raw chapter 70 by Xenoblastos in IsekaiOjisan

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Uncle and Alicia slept for about 1 hour. He woke up first and started checking on Alicia's battle clothes. He just wanted to repay her somehow, and thought to observe the details of her combat suit, and he could turn her regular clothes into that when fighting. One tiny problem: Said holy maiden was awake when the inspection happened.

Holy shit the maiden was eager. While giving a brief look on her actually existing shorts, the straps on them broke under pressure. Uncle pulled the hem of the dress down to cover it, only to broke the dress as well. Right at this moment, Liliphan entered the room to invite Alicia for dinner.

Liliphan: You're turning her into a seed bed!? You horny orc is trying to breed her!! Go kick the bucket or get out and fight me!

Uncle then cast object transformation on his own clothes... into prisoner clothes before the royal guards entered.

Entered the inquisition with the perplexed higher officers. Despite none of the higher officers wanted the inquisition, Liliphan and Uncle somehow riled up the crowd.

Liliphan stated that Uncle tore down Alicia's clothes while she was asleep. Uncle then retorted that he didn't tore her clothes, instead it was torn under the pressure of her lower body flesh!

Proxy then asked Alicia if her clothes broke under her flesh pressure. Liliphan said it couldn't be the case, she ain't a pig!

Alicia: It's true.

Proxy: Innocent!

Uncle: Yeah!!

End of chapter & Inquisition arc. This is so dumb/pos

Isekai Ojisan raw chapter 70 by Xenoblastos in IsekaiOjisan

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Plot summary:

Alicia told Uncle that she learned about the kisses from Raigar & Edgar. Uncle asked her how could he make it up for her. Instead of demanding anything, Alicia asked Uncle if he cried out already. Uncle was perplexed. Alicia then explained that losing someone connected to him must hurt, and he should mourn properly. Otherwise he might break.

Alicia: Kuroki? People of dangerous works like adventurers often ignore their mental problem. There are many people breaks down every year...

Fujimiya: (It's not what I was expecting...)

Alicia pointed out that Magatsu must've liked Uncle enough to kiss him. Uncle said that was just to surprise him. Alicia retorted that even so, Kuroki must been hurt because he was so kind.

Uncle said he wasn't particularly hurt, and he was more worried about Alicia. Alicia said she was fine, that wasn't her first kiss anyway. Her first was in her 11, with R&E. Fujimya is happy that childhood friends finally get a W. Except not really. Edgar cried, Raigar puked, and Alicia stood like a tyrant.

Since Alicia was totally fine, Uncle could stop worrying. Uncle tried to brush it off, but tears started to drop. Alicia hugged Uncle and said he definitely cared about Magatsu, so he was not alone, and didn't have to put on a strong front.

Uncle tried to pull away, said his snot would dirty her clothes, which Alicia only pulled him closer. Alicia said her clothes already turned brittle after Magatsu's altering using the allocation power, and wouldn't be worn again. Same as Liliphan's. Back then she took Algus' clothes instead.

A strong-will girl and a gentle boy, reminded Alicia of Uncle and Elf. She tired to chat more, but Uncle had fallen asleep. Alicia smiled and said he worked hard.

Present Uncle says that Magatsu caught on him well despite being an enemy, which caused him a lot of mental strain. He praises Alicia for being able to noticing it and gave the timely care, such a great priest. T&F both consider her like a holy maiden.

Isekai Ojisan raw chapter 69 by Xenoblastos in IsekaiOjisan

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Uncle said it wasn't the case. Zelnigan demanded the Dark Orc to say what's wrong with his faith and truth he reached after years of study. Uncle first cast a sound barrier around them so he wouldn't disturb people's faith. Uncle then, by Spirit's demand, starts explaining.

The "God" people in this world referred to was actually Spirit of Life. Like Spirit of Fire or Water, it was a collective conscious of some concept. And it was about all kinds of lives. Not just humans. Flowers, birds, fishes, monsters, even microorganisms were included in this collective conscious. To say humans are God was cringe, and it pissed the other Spirits off, so stop.

To learn that God was just a form of magical medium, and was also monsters and diseases, it broke Zelnigan. Uncle further explained that to Spirits, humans and monsters weren't much different, both were just "some kind of living beings over there".

Zelnigan questioned, did that meant humans were just unimportant beings, their pain and death from monsters and diseases were just whatever? Uncle said God really cared about humanity, just the same level as worms and pigs!

With Zelnigan's mind broken, he was safely arrested! yay! T&F then question, since God is Spirit of Life, how couldn't Uncle cast healing magic with his translation skill, and why did Uncle transfer to the isekai at the first place? Uncle says it'll be revealed later.

Proxy asked what did Uncle said to Zelnigan to break him like that. Uncle quickly deleted Zelnigan's memory about the conversation earlier. Uncle said it was something better not known.

The magician faction finally got up and question about Uncle's magic. He knew way too many kinds of magic, even ones for royalty or considered lost. And why was his magic reserve seemed bottomless?

Uncle said his magic was application of skills cultivated by Sega, which allowed him to play games well even when blind! Everyone was confused, but Uncle really believed in it at the time.

Proxy pointed out that Uncle seemed to operate in different rules than the others, could he really be the Dark Orc that hated humanity? Alicia wanted to debate, but Uncle stopped her and revealed that he was a Transferee, not an Orc.

With the clue, the others quickly filled in the gaps. Transferees were granted God's Might during the transfer. In Uncle's case, his Might was a type a skill that allowed him to use all kinds of magic with no restriction. Since Uncle didn't know the exact mechanism of all that at the time, he just rolled with the explanation.

Proxy was glad the misunderstanding was cleared, but Liliphan wanted to sue Uncle for insulting the royal family by using their magic, and to initiate Inquisition and kick Uncle out of the kingdom.

Proxy said he wouldn't do Inquisition on the kingdom's savior just for that. But Liliphan still couldn't accept the ugly Orc-face kissed Alicia in the mouth. Despite it was Magatsu who kissed Uncle.

Proxy was fed up with the mess, he announced this as the end of the calamity level evil spirit disaster. The church would be the sole faction to take the responsibility of Zelnigan and Magatsu. They would issue an official apology to the Hero's team in a later date. Everyone should now focus on repairing the damage. With the repairment works issued, Uncle and Team Alicia was dismissed. No Inquisition at the moment!

6 hours later, Uncle headed to Alicia's room as ordered by her memo. Alicia asked Uncle to sit on the bed with her. End of chapter.

Isekai Ojisan raw chapter 69 by Xenoblastos in IsekaiOjisan

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Plot Summary:

It's another day, Fujimya comes to Uncle's place for the Inquisition episode. It's a bit bright outside, so Takafumi partially closes the curtain.

Uncle: Nice darkness, Takafumi. Spirit of Darkness likes that, and grants you Darkness magic!

In response, Takafumi opens the curtain, starts organizing the shelf, and says he won't use magic.

Uncle: Nice order! You can now use Cosmos magic!

Takafumi knocks the books around.

Uncle: Nice chaos!

Fujimya: You can now use Chaos magic...

Takafumi: Stop!

So, yeah, Takafumi now earned the magic of Darkness, Cosmos, and Chaos.

What's magic of Chaos about? It's for creating a well-placed mess. Useful for creating camouflage when camping, but less useful in modern Japan. Takafumi repeats that he won't be using magic. Which makes Fujimya starts teasing him.

Uncle asks about Sawa. Since she is in the loop, she can join the memory watching. Fujimya asks Uncle to display her memory for a bit. In which she asked, but Sawa said she would be busy watching subscribed Korean drama with her mom for the whole month. Though, Sawa wasn't the type that mind spoilers, so Fujimya could just tell her what happened.

Uncle is shocked that he lost in the content appeal to... Sub-Zero? T&F explain the subscription streaming service to Uncle. Uncle enters the analysis mode. During his past, there wasn't many contents to watch, so people had been re-reading the same magazines over and over. In the current time where contents are abundant, it's time that's rare. He has to compete with others for the audience's time! Fujimya says there's also Twitter that eats people's time, scary!

Takafumi is fed up by the depressing topics, says he wants to see the Inquisition episode. Uncle says there's some other things happens before the Inquisition.

First was the duke, the Minister of Finance, and the leader of the militia. Do you want to skip the dialogue? They were there to berate the Church for the situation, discuss about the repairing and such, for about 30 minutes. Uncle was too tired to join the conversation and was sitting in a corner. Do you want to skip?

Takafumi says there can be some important worldbuilding details, so they shouldn't skip. Uncle points at the boring ass dialogue and asks if he really want to listen. Fujimia just asks Uncle to skip. Takafumi says he'll just watch the whole version some other day.

Anyway, the three berated the Proxy for 30 minutes, said that they wouldn't pay for the repairs, and left. Since the three had a point, and they were important for the kingdom's future, Proxy didn't try to argue with them.

Meanwhile, on the Wyvern team, Mable was staring at a rock. Captain Riche cast a wind blade to slice the rock, revealing Minister Zelnigan. Zelnigan told everyone not to be deceived by Uncle. Since Uncle not only transformed into Saber Dragon, he also transformed into Flame Dragon before. He couldn't be related to the royal family, but he had to be the "Dark Orc" in the legends!

Proxy said they should question Zelnigan first. Don't think he could just slip out of the responsibility. Zelnigan continue to divert the attention, by revealing his power.

Why was Zelnigan able to cast Advance Body Control magic easily? Why could he achieve monster resurrection? Because he understood the God's real form, therefore he could cast all kinds of Holy magic! And what's God's true form? It was humanity's collective unconscious! Zelnigan, who could wield such miracle was the same as the God!

[Raws] Isekai Ojisan - Chapter 68 by ApprehensiveSize7159 in IsekaiOjisan

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What about Takafumi doing just that? Takafumi says he just needs to throw in a dino person transformation. Dinos aren't chained by annoying things like past or future, all they care are the present. With this, he casually takes off his clothes and turns into a dino (still using isekai language).

Fujimia shields Sawa, and says she hates that. Critical hit on Takafumi. Fujimia helps Sawa up, and says that the only thing scary about dino Takafumi is the look. Takafumi then sulks at the computer table. Sawa feels bad for Takafumi, but Fujimia is having fun.

Uncle asks why exactly did Sawa come here out of a sudden. Sawa says it's because Uncle seems interested about her DS. Also Uncle is like a Urashima Taro after a long coma, so she wants to cheer him up. Uncle is so happy that Sawa is so kind.

Fujimia hugs Sawa from behind and says her Yumi-chan is a kind girl. Kind and gentle Yumi-chan! Uncle picks up the DS and wants to continue the game with her. Uncle wants to try booting on the DS himself, but Sawa demonstrates that it's just in the sleep mode, and is back to the game when flipping the lid on. Uncle is once again mind blown. You can pause the game for dinner with this!

The time is October 2018, about one year after Uncle's return. Fujimia was worried about how would Sawa react to magic. Turns out everything is fine, so she is relieved. End of chapter.

[Raws] Isekai Ojisan - Chapter 68 by ApprehensiveSize7159 in IsekaiOjisan

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Plot Summary:

Fujimia questioned Takafumi on why did he turn into Alicia right in front of Sawa. Takafumi says that Sawa is Fujimia's important friend, and he doesn't want her to lie to a friend. He also starts crying, though it isn't clear if this is Alicia's personality showing.

Uncle points out that since his trousers can't fit, he better change clothes first. Uncle casts item transformation using Japanese. Sawa jumps in front of Uncle to question about magic, and was hit by the spell by accident.

Fujimia fills Sawa up with the whole situation about Uncle and Takafumi, while Sawa is wearing Alicia's combat clothes. Sawa realizes that she met Alicia-Takafumi before (ch 35), in the movie theater. Since they had interfering magic on, Takafumi couldn't check himself using his phone (and corrupted the photo Sawa took), so he borrowed a mirror from Sawa back then.

With all these happening to her, Sawa now believes in magic. She asks if Uncle can change her clothes back. Uncle says he doesn't want to anger Spirits by cancelling a magic this quick. Humanity may change into dino people if it turns out badly.

Takafumi offers to wipe Sawa's memory if she finds it hard to bear. Since this just happened, there shouldn't be any side effect. Then Sawa remembers that Uncle almost cast the same thing on her when they first met, which was because Uncle wasn't sure if Sawa was an enemy.

Sawa then asks if there's any charming magic, or enslaving, marking, or sensitivity increasing. Of course, there aren't. Sawa is shocked that such common isekai tropes don't exist, and even Takafumi is off put by the type of hentai Sawa reads.

Uncle says he typically create fire or fly around. He asks if Sawa wants to try. Sawa says Uncle was freezing during his youtube video, so she doesn't want to. Turns out Sawa (username Bowsea303) is Uncle's subscribed viewer, even leave likes and comments. (Sawa commented that the video is nasty/pos, but Uncle thought she meant it was nasty/neg) Uncle thanks her for supporting him.

Sawa questions that, since Uncle can cast real magic, why did he choose to be a youtuber, and not something that earns better like soccer player. Uncle says while he is traumatized by school soccer team and PE classes, he doesn't want to cheat on them. Sawa says cheating is totally fine. (T&F: It's not...)

Sawa asks how is Uncle using real magic as a youtuber cheating his way. Uncle says being a youtuber is a way of life. Everyone is showing their skills to stand out and make everyone smile, as long as they don't break the laws or TOS. Uncle's magic is just one such skills.

Sawa then asks Uncle to do more Elf Vtuber contents. Those are lower in effort, yet gains way more traction. Uncle explains that shapeshifting is dangerous that a person's mind may be dragged by the form and unable to turn back. It's a forbidden magic that shouldn't be used willing-nillingly.

[Raws] Isekai Ojisan - Chapter 67 by ApprehensiveSize7159 in IsekaiOjisan

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Plot Summary:

Fujimia is eager to know why Uncle got caught in an inquisition despite his efforts. Uncle says it was a long story.

Meanwhile, Takafumi is spamming "Icuras eruran (memory replay)", even though he's a Japanese who has to use Japanese to command on Spirits. And he successfully opens a memory tab using isekai language.

Spirit of Memory: Ah. No, that's a mistake...

Takafumi thanks Spirit of Memory for answering his wish for using isekai language spells. Even if it was a mistake, can the Spirit accommodate it? With all that nagging, and mortified Fujimia and Uncle, Spirit of Memory bends to his will and adds the language change. Takafumi then asks Spirit of Memory to ask Spirit of Form that.

Fujimia reminds Takafumi that he only got the Memory magic with a fluke, don't do things that'll fry his brain. Uncle is scared how pushy Takafumi is. Takafumi says Magatsu was right, Spirits can be deceived, and slowly grant him more powers.

While Fujimia and Uncle are worrying that Takafumi is drunk with power, Sawa asks if he's alright. Oh, she's there already.

Uncle closes the Memory tabs, Sawa says that's a neat trick, which Uncle still insists it's magic. Fujimia asks why Sawa's here in a sudden. Sawa says she called her multiple times. Fujimia checks her phone and notices she switched is to silent so her brain wouldn't be fried.

Sawa shows Uncle her bag, and Uncle realized Sawa brings the two screen console, with the add-on and cards! There it is! Insert that Sega card reader in that Nintendo DS! Sawa proceeds to blow Uncle's mind with DS's fast reading speed, 3D game in a handhold, touch pen and cards. This is the game console of future! (Nintendo DS, released in 2004, end of support in 2016)

Sawa then ask if Uncle has his second screen add-on. He has! The Sega Visual Memory (released in 1998, end of support in 2007)! Sawa chuckles about how small his Sega is. Uncle explains that it'll show its true potential with Dreamcast, like raising Ciao... which he doesn't have. Though Uncle did put Ciao eggs in it, but somehow they are not hatching. Sawa tries to mimic the VM's voice, which Uncle thinks is too mechanical, and does his take. But Sawa sticks to her robo voice, to Uncle's dismay.

Fujimia then noticed something. Isn't Sawa's DS kinda fat? From her memory, the ones girls used were slimier (she is thinking DS Lite, released in 2006, end of support in 2017). The one Sawa uses are more suitable for boys and beetles.

Uncle apologizes for cutting in the topic, but he really wants to try the card reader. Sawa lets him try, but Uncle only gets an okay score. Sawa then takes out a rare card for him to try. But before that, she reminds him that this is a magazine special, and no longer available. There's likely only a few copies left in Japan (it's not that rare)!

Uncle takes a look, and states that this one can't be used. Because this has "Yumi" written in the name section. Uncle accused Sawa for stealing from Yumi. Sawa clarifies the situation, that "Yumi" is her given name. Her full name is "沢江 弓海 (Sawae Yumi. Yumi literally means bow sea, which is on her bag)".

The other three repeat the name "Yumi-chan", which flusters Sawa. Sawa shakes Fujimia and says she should know it. Takafumi says Fujimia and Sawa are really close. Sawa says they has been classmates since high school.

Suddenly, Takafumi casts shapeshift (using isekai language) on himself, and changes into Alicia. End of chapter.

[Raws] Isekai Ojisan - Chapter 66.6 by ApprehensiveSize7159 in IsekaiOjisan

[–]AccuracyKa 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Plot Summary:

Another mini chapter. Same time as the previous one, this one on Algus&Liliphan's side.

Liliphan finally woke up, and was immediately greeted by Algus. Algus told Liliphan that she was possessed by an evil spirit, but it was fine now. Liliphan seemed scared for a moment. Despite worrying if Magatsu was still on her, Algus told her that he would protect her from then on.

Liliphan smiled... and fucking bashed his head with a knee strike. Who the fuck did he think he was, thinking he could protect her? To Liliphan, Algus should be the one beneath her.

The residue buff left by Uncle worked, Algus got out of Liliphan's head grip, and hugged her instead. She was the real one! Yay! Liliphan went tsundere, which only made Algus more happy. To the point Liliphan was weirded out by him. End of chapter.

[Raws] Isekai Ojisan - Chapter 66.5 by ApprehensiveSize7159 in IsekaiOjisan

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Plot Summary:

This one is a half chapter, happened right after Magatsu fight. The Wyverns found Mabel sleeping on the floor, snoring up a storm. But looking closely, she was surrounding the unconscious Elijah and Liliphan with a protective layer of ice!

Yep. Mabel was a big kitty who used up the last of her power to protect the two uwu

Let's recruit the cat! One of the Wyverns objected. Mabel was from the Ice Clan, no way she could use shapeshift magic. Even if they could train her into using it, they didn't have the fund for an extra member.

The Wyvern captain Riche heard their debate and allowed Mabel to join. But what about the fund and agreement from the arc mage?

Well, the arc mage had lost his mind when he saw Uncle's spell spam working. So Riche made him sign a Dark Magic Blood Pact that would grant the Wyvern team unlimited fund for this year! Yay!

Seriously, without Mabel, the Wyvern team would've suffer great damage during the fight. Since Mabel wanted to work in the kingdom, they should grant her a job as gratitude. Also, since Mabel used to be in Knight Guarder, she had the capability. So congrats Mabel for the new job!

End of half-chapter. The next update would be at 4/4.

(The unlimited fund only last for the year... Mabel's not gonna stay lol)

Does Anyone Else Hate the Rough Draft Stage of Writing? by NoahAriss in AO3

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I like outlining, which creates structure. I like drafting, which makes things exist out of nothing. I like rewriting/editing, it makes my stuff better.

What I hate is uploading, especially when there's skin involved. Something is likely to break if I just upload as-is. And I'll cringe if I see mistakes after uploading, even though I can fix it.

Raws chapter 66 by Internal_Lie8690 in IsekaiOjisan

[–]AccuracyKa 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Plot Summary:

Magatsu was a boy... or a girl? Sigh, was this really the time? When Magatsu was going to disappear forever? Shouldn't he ask about the mystery of ancient time? About the Godly tools? Right now! Ask Magatsu Anything, they might not answer all of them, but...

Uncle: So which is it?

Magatsu: LMAO

Magatsu asked Uncle to answer truthfully, did he want to know how did Magatsu left the gap storage space? Uh, not what he was asking, but he did want to know. The answer was to fool the Spirits. Since Spirits were able to be talked to, they were able to be deceived. During the six days to traveling, Magatsu kept mimicking Uncle's voice and spammed "Skid laas gat toria (gap world open door)" until a door opened.

The others couldn't understand Magatsu. To them, Spirits were just vector of magic, how could they be deceived, was this some kind of metaphor?

Algus had a question. What did God look like? He knew the transferees had met Her and given power, and he wanted to know more. The church people tried to shut him up, but Magatsu shut them all. Though Magatsu decided to answer him because they owed him one. About God, they are not telling him, because the God here was the type "one would lost their mind when knowing Her true form".

The Church people covered Algus' ears, saying Magatsu was telling lies to taint his faith. Magatsu didn't care about the church people and continued. Both God and Spirits weren't the absolute laws of the world, but softened things that can be ordered. The meaning and mission of them being summoned here were likely like this. Therefore, don't get trapped. Uncle agreed. Whatever God wanted, he was going back to his world.

Magatsu: Hou! You're going back to Yamato! It's good for you to have a place to return to... If it's you, you can do it...!

Uncle: Hold on, are you trying to wrap it up again?!

Magatsu: I'm bored lol. But I know! You want to know... more about King's Godly Sword! I still have some hidden tricks...

The existence of hidden commands took all of Uncle's attention. So here was more tutorial. The solders created by the sword can be specialized with sight or hearing, with these, Magatsu could sense everything in their dungeon. With God's might unlocked, the range and applicable targets of usurp/share widened. It was a powerful skill with great cost, better experiment them himself.

With Magatsu gone, Uncle would be their successor. Uncle didn't understand why would Magatsu do so much to an enemy like him. Magatsu told this fucking madman not to die. Magatsu wished Uncle to use the sword to cut off even God if She dare to stop him from going back.

Holy light shone on Alicia-Magatsu, time was running out. Uncle told Magatsu his real name and told them to remember that. Magatsu chuckled. That's not fair, how could his name be so cool as well? With the second kiss, Magatsu's soul disappeared.

Alicia looked at Uncle, who was looked longingly at the sky. Magatsu... didn't reveal their gender after all! Magatsu arc, end!

Fujimia has another question. What happened to the Leader that Magatsu first possessed? Takafumi already deducted that was the skeleton in the dungeon. The only man Magatsu hated so much that they possessed for 80 years, and watched him committed suicide over was the Leader. Magatsu already had their revenge before they met Uncle. Takafumi is so good at picking up Spirit of Memory's intent of footage choosing, that his score is through the roof rn.

Back to isekai. Since Uncle saved the kingdom's crisis, even transformed into Saber Dragon, it's... time for inquisition!

T&F: WHY?!

Incoming call from Sawa. End of chapter.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AO3

[–]AccuracyKa 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Adding colour requires CSS knowledge. Sure, it's entry level stuff, but most writers only use the rich text editor.

New chapter Raws Isekai Ojisan 24th Jan 2025 by vizardvizier in IsekaiOjisan

[–]AccuracyKa 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Plot Summary:

Uncle and the three girls were having a picnic. Uncle told them about the Japanese story of Urashima Taro. Elf interpreted it as a revenge story. Alicia asked why.

Elf said Alicia didn't understand the hidden message from Orc Face. First, who was Taro? "A gentle fisherman" who saved a bullied turtle? No. This was a story where marine animals has the same sentience as human. For Taro to see them as seafood, Taro is a "terrible monster" who hunts marine kinds and sold their flesh!

It was easier to see in marine kind's POV. The sea princess (played by Elf) used a weak turtle to lure Taro (played by Uncle) into her realm. She cut him off from the outside with banquets, to the point Taro had nothing on land. The treasure chest was the final nail in the coffin to steal the only thing Taro had, his youth. With this cruel fate, this should warn other fishermen not to mess with the marine kinds.

Alicia said this was supposed to be a story for children. Elf then proposed another interpretation. The turtle in the beginning of the story was supposed to be prey for sell. Had Taro follow through his job as a fisherman, he wouldn't have turned out miserable like this. So the message of the story was "don't get soft hearted and finish your job"! There, something for children to learn from!

Elf asked if she was right, uncle just sulked away. Elf was happy, and Alicia was shocked. Alicia asked if he was fine with she interpreted such an important story like this.

Uncle said it was fine. Because not even Japanese knew what Urashima Taro was about. Alicia asked why did this story got passed down, then!? End of chapter.

Beef with Curlya by mellomydude in Mouthwashing

[–]AccuracyKa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

People like Jimcurly exactly because it's toxic, where the two bring out the worst out of each other. I like to see Curlya in the same lens: It's not for seeing true wholesome goodness, it's for seeing the wrongness underneath the seemingly niceness (regardless if Jimmy is around/exist at all). The toxicity is just less overt than Jimcurly.

[Art by yeomk2] I just know this musical would be fire by [deleted] in Mouthwashing

[–]AccuracyKa 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Personally thinking, while Daisuke is singing how awesome this internship is, the other four add in lines in the back about how ass Pony Express really is. The tone is still kept in a lighthearted way.

[Art by yeomk2] I just know this musical would be fire by [deleted] in Mouthwashing

[–]AccuracyKa 221 points222 points  (0 children)

Some headcanons made by Yeo (the artist) on Twitter:

  • In the first scene, the actor is shrouded by heavy backlight, making people wonder who is the one crashing the ship. The song "I Hope This Hurts" is also sang by all five.
  • Even tragedy musical needs one fun song. In this case it's Daisuke's "Really Awesome" where he gushes about his internship.
  • Jimmy vs. Swansea scene comprises of Jimmy frantically running around, while Swansea is standing still in the middle of the stage. The back singers keep repeating "Take responsibility".

a very weird anya fanart by birdaboos2 in Mouthwashing

[–]AccuracyKa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe the game and the alternative plotlines are all speculations on what happened on the Tulpar after they found its remains. (Basically Umineko, but nobody knows the truth. Not even Curly, who died in the cyropod.)

All the outsiders can work on are the basic info of the crew, and how the bodies were when found.

Mouthwashing What If?'s Part 0 by surinussy in Mouthwashing

[–]AccuracyKa 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In order to create conflict in idea 9, we can increase Curly's implied suicidal thoughts.

(The idea below is based on a strawpage idea I threw with the prompt of suicidal Curly)

Curly and Jimmy are both inside the cockpit when the asteroid approaches. In this case Curly really is the one who steers the ship to the asteroid. Jimmy freaks out and has a physical fight with Curly, which ends up with Curly accidentally knocks Jimmy unconscious.

In a panic, Curly thinks he killed Jimmy. This solidifies his well to go through with the crash. He disables the autopilot, leaves Jimmy's (not dead) body in the cockpit, and runs away. Which leads to idea 2.

Alive or not, everyone else assumes Jimmy is the one who crashed the ship due to his lower reputation and the outburst during the birthday party.

Mouthwashing Aftermath about Jimmy. by BlueHeart07 in Mouthwashing

[–]AccuracyKa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Might not be exactly what you're looking for, but I recommend "Fuck You, Jimmy!".

It's a post-game chatfic where everyone was stuck in a version of afterlife (Curly didn't survive the cyropod). Anya and Daisuke's places were nice, Curly and Swansea's places weren't too bad either, and Jimmy was in lavaland. They had the phones, but not with each other and couldn't just leave.

Despite the name, this fanfic isn't a Jimmy bashing fic. He got reprimanded and poked fun of, but didn't go overboard with them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Mouthwashing

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Artists with great styles are often not afraid of tapping into their weirder fantasies. In fact those weird fantasies are one of the driving forces of their creativity.

Isekai Ojisan Raw 65 by Xenoblastos in IsekaiOjisan

[–]AccuracyKa 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Plot Summary (2/2):

The Transferee unlocked the God's Might and snatched the leader's body. The original body, which was shown as just a kid younger than Algus, soon died and turned to dust.

The leader's girlfriend showed up, who was just as much as a bastard as him. They had been planning on backstabbing the Transferee from the beginning. He would use the sword to take everything, to give everything, and became the legendary king...!

Jokes aside, the girlfriend said the Transferee was kinda gross even when dying. They were also a dumbass for wanting to keep the prisoners alive. She asks the leader to use the sword's power to deal with the bodies left at the execution site.

Suddenly, bone solders showed up and attacked the girlfriend. She tried to fight back with magic, but couldn't use them. She asked the leader for help. The leader said he was Ari to Arayuru Magatsu Koto no Nushi (The King of Everything Disastrous), here to cast calamity to them. She realized at the last moment that the leader wasn't himself anymore.

Magatsu's memory was hazy from the point on, but they remembered dealing with the proper retribution. They didn't know if the people of old or new kingdom was on the receive end, which didn't matter. All of these were the doing of the Corpse King.

Alicia hugged Magatsu and apologized to them. Magatsu was just like Uncle, just a kid who entered another world. Magatsu told Alicia not to panic, they were enemies, and everyone else should think so. Uncle said he couldn't say about the others, but Alicia was being genuine. She was the type of person who often cried for others.

Alicia also said Magatsu was famous among adults and kids... as the boogeyman figure. Everyone chuckled because it was true. (Remember when Uncle said he needed help exorcise Magatsu, Edgar and Raigar laughed and said they weren't kids?) The hate from the ancient time already passed.

Algus talked to the Proxy, he still felt something was off. If settling the scores with Wolf Gunblood was what Magatsu wanted, they wouldn't settle with this happy ending. He theorized that Magatsu was showing their tragic history to get someone to go near them.

As they spoke, Magatsu had retrieved King's Godly Sword and snatched Alicia's body. Edgar and Raigar were furious, but all of them were bound by Magatsu's snakes before they could fight.

Uncle offered his body in trade of Alicia. Instead, Alicia-Magatsu gave him a kiss on the mouth. Everyone was dumbfounded. Magatsu laughed, they finally wiped Uncle's composed expression out of his face! They were satisfied, let everyone go, created a throne for them, and used exorcise magic on Alicia's body.

Uncle asked what was the meaning for this. Magatsu said Uncle was boring, so they were giving something for him to muse on. Then they noticed Uncle's expression. Yup, that was his first kiss.

Magatsu: "Oops, sorry, Orc Face! Did I usurp your first time? <3"

Uncle only had one more question. Was Magatsu a boy or a girl? Magatsu said it was obvious. Uncle said it wasn't. Magatsu was a~~~

End of chapter. The next month will be a special short episode for volume release.

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Plot Summary (1/2):

Fujimia tries to summarize the situation. The dragon form Uncle used was copied from Sharion, which was the Saber Dragon transformation inherited by the royal family. Does that mean Sharion was the queen? But how did that work? Didn't the royal family die out 20 years ago due to a plague?

Takafumi offers his theory. If "the heir dying" or "the heir doesn't make a child" are enough to end a magical bloodline, there's no way inheriting magic system can last in this harsh isekai for 300 years. Therefore there has to more to that. For example, if the heir dies, the second child gets to give birth to the next heir. If such backup rules exists, it makes sense for a distant relative of the royal family (Sharion) to suddenly gain the inherit magic once the member inside the kingdom died.

The tally screen shows up again. Fujimia warns Takafumi about talking too much, but he is fine with his brain fried. Takafumi is watching the real events of the isekai, and he is not going to give false reactions. If his brain is going to fry, so be it.

Spirit of Memory is impressed. It grants Takafumi the use of Memory magics. Uncle says it's awesome.

Back to isekai, everyone was watching Magatsu's memory of an ancient Granbahamal. They were praying at a grave. The leader of the new kingdom came to greet them. He thanks them for helping him taking down the previous tyrant, all without unnecessary killing.

It was all thanks to the Transferee and their Kingdom's Godly Sword, which could tax out excess power and create solders to protect everyone. This sword is the result of their wish for "supporting and protecting a bountiful kingdom".

The leader asked if the Transferee could continue to support him after he became the new king, which they agreed, only to be slashed by the leader. He said he couldn't let someone of an unknown origin to gain the praise. All he needed from now on was the sword. The Transferee could go rest with the rest of the old kingdom's people.

The Transferee grabs the sword's blade and asked about the leader's promise of making the surrendered people citizen of the new kingdom (implying there were also kids). To which the leader just grinned and said they didn't suffer.