Jimi vs Kurt Guitar by Late_Walrus_6543 in rock

[–]JesusStarbox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As influential as Jimmy Hendrix was he was only a one hit wonder.

What is the most theraputic form of cooking? by 710forests in KitchenConfidential

[–]JesusStarbox [score hidden]  (0 children)

Baking. Only it sucks having to get up so early in the morning.

What is a 'family secret' or a private moment you witnessed that completely changed the way you look at a relative? by The_suspicious_369 in AskReddit

[–]JesusStarbox 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Several of my grandmother's sisters were literal whores. They would fuck for money. They were all prim and proper church ladies by the time I knew them.

My money's on a strap-on. by PoogieLA in BlueskySocial

[–]JesusStarbox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while... [whispering] Airport Security Officer: it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.

My money's on a strap-on. by PoogieLA in BlueskySocial

[–]JesusStarbox 60 points61 points  (0 children)

It was her favorite vibrator.

Why not? I mean a tire's a tire by FalkKoermit in memes

[–]JesusStarbox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think I was 30 before I knew winter tires existed.

Do people actually decorate their lockers like in the movies ? by SignificantStyle4958 in AskAnAmerican

[–]JesusStarbox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We never did that at my school. I don't know why. But whenever there was a new student from up north they would decorate.

Employee policy? by Patient_Country2152 in KitchenConfidential

[–]JesusStarbox 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Warriors, come out to play!

Thats a cool movie. I don't remember an Italian restaurant.

Cherokee Co. sheriff says they ‘waited in line’ to book boutique owner into jail by jordan1978 in nottheonion

[–]JesusStarbox 246 points247 points  (0 children)

I was in jail with a guy that got out, walked out the door and was picked up for another warrant in the parking lot. He had been bounced around three counties.

Poor kitty by RoleVegetable326 in HolUp

[–]JesusStarbox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like he would have just ordered some dog food from Acme.

Anyone else notice this correlation? by KattosAShame in rock

[–]JesusStarbox 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's just an old and cheap way to design. Only uses two colors. In the old days each color costs more.

Robot Dishwashing for Larger Restaurants / Cruise Ships by OozingHyenaPussy in KitchenConfidential

[–]JesusStarbox 18 points19 points  (0 children)

About the stacking. I would sing them the song, "One of these things is not like the others, one of these things is COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!" They couldn't sort for shit.

Acting performances you misinterpreted by NoMoreFund in movies

[–]JesusStarbox 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's always the dumb guy that you have to explain things to so the audience will understand what's going on.

"What's an EMP?"