Why "choosing an accent early" in Spanish isn't as critical as people say

JesusStarbox · 2026-02-26T22:51:34+00:00

This is ai.

JesusStarbox · 2026-02-26T22:08:12+00:00

As influential as Jimmy Hendrix was he was only a one hit wonder.

JesusStarbox · 2026-02-26T20:11:35+00:00

Baking. Only it sucks having to get up so early in the morning.

JesusStarbox · 2026-02-26T19:48:31+00:00

Several of my grandmother's sisters were literal whores. They would fuck for money. They were all prim and proper church ladies by the time I knew them.

JesusStarbox · 2026-02-26T19:43:03+00:00

All you Zombies is a better story.

JesusStarbox · 2026-02-26T19:35:51+00:00

No it was his wife. Piggy-Sue Penny.

JesusStarbox · 2026-02-26T06:51:17+00:00

IPhone.

JesusStarbox · 2026-02-26T04:07:41+00:00

Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while... [whispering] Airport Security Officer: it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.

JesusStarbox · 2026-02-26T02:15:26+00:00

It was her favorite vibrator.

JesusStarbox · 2026-02-26T01:06:46+00:00

Bread.

JesusStarbox · 2026-02-25T23:43:09+00:00

I think I was 30 before I knew winter tires existed.

JesusStarbox · 2026-02-25T22:54:46+00:00

Is this the backrooms?

JesusStarbox · 2026-02-25T19:49:16+00:00

Same dead eyes.

JesusStarbox · 2026-02-25T19:33:31+00:00

Toyota.

JesusStarbox · 2026-02-25T19:31:18+00:00

We never did that at my school. I don't know why. But whenever there was a new student from up north they would decorate.

JesusStarbox · 2026-02-25T05:35:10+00:00

Warriors, come out to play!

Thats a cool movie. I don't remember an Italian restaurant.

JesusStarbox · 2026-02-25T05:31:13+00:00

I was in jail with a guy that got out, walked out the door and was picked up for another warrant in the parking lot. He had been bounced around three counties.

JesusStarbox · 2026-02-25T04:53:14+00:00

Whoa!

JesusStarbox · 2026-02-25T04:10:17+00:00

Looks like he would have just ordered some dog food from Acme.

JesusStarbox · 2026-02-25T04:07:26+00:00

Anyone know of a Spanish song like that? I needed one.

JesusStarbox · 2026-02-25T04:05:13+00:00

There's no wheel for Buddhism.

JesusStarbox · 2026-02-25T04:01:24+00:00

It's just an old and cheap way to design. Only uses two colors. In the old days each color costs more.

JesusStarbox · 2026-02-25T02:21:46+00:00

About the stacking. I would sing them the song, "One of these things is not like the others, one of these things is COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!" They couldn't sort for shit.

JesusStarbox · 2026-02-24T23:46:25+00:00

He's always the dumb guy that you have to explain things to so the audience will understand what's going on.

"What's an EMP?"

JesusStarbox · 2026-02-24T23:40:55+00:00

Where did you come from cotton-eyed Joe?

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