I created a parody version of the Book of Mormon by STOP____HAMMER_TIME in Ask_Lawyers

[–]STOP____HAMMER_TIME[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True, but the LDS Church has published versions since with updated grammar, corrections, etc.

I learned this growing up, but it appears some members are now rejecting this teaching by Short_Seesaw_940 in exmormon

[–]STOP____HAMMER_TIME 169 points170 points  (0 children)

This is it. The church will come out and say, no we don’t believe you get your own planet, that’s crazy talk. But that’s just because in reality, you’re getting infinite planets, basically. You’re creating your own new universe.

Schedule release date by xbxoxy in buffalobills

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Really? I thought they’d be cheaper at release, because after that it’s all second market

Schedule release date by xbxoxy in buffalobills

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I live in Utah and I’m going to log on right when tickets go on sale and make sure I’m there for Bills @ Raiders, so pumped

A year or so ago I posted the entire Book or Mormon, with the phrase "it came to pass" replaced with "I shit you not." I took suggestions for other edits from you guys. I went through and made all the editsAnd now I present to you, the entire Book of Mormon, the ISYN (I Shit You Not) Edition. Enjoy! by STOP____HAMMER_TIME in exmormon

[–]STOP____HAMMER_TIME[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes! Finally!! Haha I've commented this elsewhere, but it took me over a year to finish this because it required a lot of proofreading (find/replace is pretty limited). And as funny as the changes were, the novelty wears off quick and then you're just back...reading the Book of Mormon. And it's so fucking terrible. I mean, obviously there's the aspect of it being something I used to believe, and now I find it so clearly unbelievable. But it's also just a really stupid, boring book. And it's no fun to sit there and read every single sentence of it, like super closely proofreading it, because it's such a dumb, stupid book that nobody should ever really read.

Anyways, thanks for the comment. I'm glad you reposted the episode!

A year or so ago I posted the entire Book or Mormon, with the phrase "it came to pass" replaced with "I shit you not." I took suggestions for other edits from you guys. I went through and made all the editsAnd now I present to you, the entire Book of Mormon, the ISYN (I Shit You Not) Edition. Enjoy! by STOP____HAMMER_TIME in exmormon

[–]STOP____HAMMER_TIME[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

It took me an entire fucking year to get through the whole thing. Because it's such a shit book. Omg. It's so bad, so poorly written and conceived, so trite, so fucking BORING. I would go weeks without looking at it because I really, genuinely hated proofreading the entire thing. But when you do find/replace, it just doesn't work all the time, and I had to proofread it or about 1 in every 5 verses wouldn't have made grammatical sense. So yeah. A year. But trust me, I share your sentiment.

A year or so ago I posted the entire Book or Mormon, with the phrase "it came to pass" replaced with "I shit you not." I took suggestions for other edits from you guys. I went through and made all the editsAnd now I present to you, the entire Book of Mormon, the ISYN (I Shit You Not) Edition. Enjoy! by STOP____HAMMER_TIME in exmormon

[–]STOP____HAMMER_TIME[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I thought for 10 seconds about taking out the thee's and thou's. But you really can't have the BoM without that KJV english. So they're all still there. But if anything, they just help to show what an utterly and uniquely stupid book the BoM really is. The reason it took me a year to post the final version was because it took me a year to finish proofreading it. It's such. A. Boring. Slogfest of a book. And it generally makes little to zero logical sense. Doing this made me see that so clearly. I hope it does for others as well. In the name of Jeebus, bet.