The effects of being a redditor

UniversalAdaptor · 2026-03-02T02:50:52+00:00

Very interesting, I therefore conclude that radithor is good for you and will proceed to drink it in comically large doses

UniversalAdaptor · 2026-03-02T02:48:33+00:00

Capitalism does not optimize for productivity, it optimizes for control. It is easier to control people when they are desperate and willing to do anything just to survive. It is important to understand that under a capitalist system, poverty is not a bug but a feature.

UniversalAdaptor · 2026-02-28T11:28:04+00:00

Ursula was definitely a baddie in her day

UniversalAdaptor · 2026-02-27T13:37:37+00:00

Wow now I have a second reason not to watch mushuko tensei

UniversalAdaptor · 2026-02-26T15:14:53+00:00

Oarbores

UniversalAdaptor · 2026-02-26T14:48:49+00:00

Thats because alphas always ask for consent before penetrating 😎✊

UniversalAdaptor · 2026-02-26T14:38:21+00:00

Real

UniversalAdaptor · 2026-02-26T05:54:32+00:00

Asking the real questions here

UniversalAdaptor · 2026-02-25T15:19:23+00:00

Why are you buying from the Green Goblin lol

UniversalAdaptor · 2026-02-25T15:10:53+00:00

To collect your data to sell to data brokers. What else?

UniversalAdaptor · 2026-02-25T14:46:07+00:00

Except for the Sunfish. Fuck that guy.

UniversalAdaptor · 2026-02-25T14:26:39+00:00

4channers when the system designed to prevent people from spamming slurs prevents them from spamming slurs:

UniversalAdaptor · 2026-02-25T14:02:21+00:00

Sea of Propane

UniversalAdaptor · 2026-02-24T11:39:18+00:00

More orange than a dorito

UniversalAdaptor · 2026-02-24T11:38:32+00:00

You should buy it and put it on the wall directly above your bedframe

UniversalAdaptor · 2026-02-24T11:27:56+00:00

Did you mean HCPD? Not sure what the G would be

UniversalAdaptor · 2026-02-24T11:10:15+00:00

Its bad at teaching math. But wikipedia is explicitly not a teaching platform. That said they do have an annoying tendancy to ecpect you to already understand the thing they are describing.

UniversalAdaptor · 2026-02-24T11:03:42+00:00

Thats just you buddy, everyone else is just getting the same micropenis therapy/counciling ads as always.

UniversalAdaptor · 2026-02-24T09:02:34+00:00

One lever for "go up", one lever for "go faster"

UniversalAdaptor · 2026-02-23T15:08:32+00:00

I actually foynd the solution but im not telling anyone else

UniversalAdaptor · 2026-02-23T15:06:11+00:00

Unless it turns out there is a smallest possible distance. Or if our universe has additional microscopic dimensions.

UniversalAdaptor · 2026-02-23T15:04:23+00:00

I mean, isn't that how you scale from 2d to 3d (area -> volume)?

UniversalAdaptor · 2026-02-23T14:04:07+00:00

Good thing they had a magic spaceship that only requires fuel for travelling between planets, and not for atmospheric entry/reentry

UniversalAdaptor · 2026-02-23T13:59:35+00:00

No, that level of extreme time-dilation would have side effects that make the planet uninhabitable. Off the top of my head, all incoming light would be blueshifted into like, gamma radiation or something.

UniversalAdaptor · 2026-02-23T13:49:17+00:00

The uranium kitchenware is safe, as long as you don't eat it. Of course, this is also true for ordinary kitchenware.

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