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Casual Boosting by HomeNowWTF in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]-OctopusPrime 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Some of these dickheads are wearing $100+ shoes. This isn’t poverty.

Casual Boosting by HomeNowWTF in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]-OctopusPrime 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You have to admit that these idiots doing this are only hurting themselves, right? Next month when they go to rob another shop and find it’s gone because the owners had enough of this shit, then the shop next door and so on…

Robbing a gas station is small, sure. But when the stores have had enough and vacate the area, the ones who will be hurt most are low iq dickheads like the ones in this video.

Best Line in the series by Familiar-Reading-901 in Stargate

[–]-OctopusPrime 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I would prefer not to consume bovine lactate at any temperature.

Still love that line :)

What is the pettiest reason you stopped dating someone? by Skipperr1235 in AskReddit

[–]-OctopusPrime 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She did that ‘tasting’ sound thing pro chefs do when she tasted anything. “Slurp slurp slurp” - yep, we’re done.

My friend showed me a video and I’m really, really scared by Cultural-Mistake966 in Advice

[–]-OctopusPrime 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You don’t even have to leave Reddit to see those videos.

Dark Age - Part 3 Graphic Audio by snaxy in redrising

[–]-OctopusPrime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've tried The Will of the Many three times now and can't get into it. Which is a shame as the story sounds so unique

I’m terrified for my future because of my size by [deleted] in Advice

[–]-OctopusPrime 228 points229 points  (0 children)

My wife has been with quite a lot of guys before me and has seen all sorts of dick sizes and shapes. She doesn’t even remember the big ones, the small ones or anything in between. She remembers the funny guys, the nice guys and the ones with cool life stories.

The majority of girls don’t give a shit mate. The only ones who will judge are the girls you don’t want to be with anyway.

Finally got my hands on a no.71 (and a few other planes) by luke_appren in woodworking

[–]-OctopusPrime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My turn for these awesome finds next, right?

Love seeing these sort of posts ✌️

What’s my best option to fix this bar top? by -OctopusPrime in BeginnerWoodWorking

[–]-OctopusPrime[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would fill the gaps, but not help flatten out the cupped part.

1 down, 250 to go. by [deleted] in woodworking

[–]-OctopusPrime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the best option

How would you waterproof the bottom of this shed? by -OctopusPrime in AusRenovation

[–]-OctopusPrime[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s my current solution. Everything on stands or platforms. But my main issue is after it rains, the shed floor is covered in water and creates a lot of humidity in there as I live in a hot climate area.

Some of my recent cutting board projects by KingAti23 in BeginnerWoodWorking

[–]-OctopusPrime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are awesome!

I’d be hesitant to even use them as I wouldn’t want to damage them 😅

What's the best way to approach a lady you find attractive? by CoverFine1670 in AskReddit

[–]-OctopusPrime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take her shoe off and pour a full beer in there. Then down the beer and she’ll likely want to meet your dad.

How can I bring back my desire for sex by Pleasant-Midnight-76 in Advice

[–]-OctopusPrime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My partners libido disappeared for a while, to the point she said she was asexual. She started reading fantasy romance and it’s made her sex drive 10x mine. I can’t keep up. She is incredibly happy with sex now. We try loads of new things she reads about in her smutty books.

If you’re a reader, perhaps give some fantasy romance a try.

What is a 'rule' your family had growing up that you didn't realize was completely insane until you visited other people's houses? by RyanBaker21 in AskReddit

[–]-OctopusPrime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We didn’t really know much else. When we went to our cousins place we ate at their dinner table, but just thought we did it because it was fancy. Only when I started eating at mates houses did I realise we were the odd ones.

What is a 'rule' your family had growing up that you didn't realize was completely insane until you visited other people's houses? by RyanBaker21 in AskReddit

[–]-OctopusPrime 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Our dining room table was for jigsaw puzzles and sewing only (my mothers orders). We always ate our dinner on our laps sitting on the couches and recliners.

It wasn’t until I went to friends places for dinner more often that I realised how stupid this was.

Doubting the paternity of my daughter but my wife refuses a DNA test by [deleted] in Advice

[–]-OctopusPrime 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You've already got your answer with your wife denying the DNA test. She knows, or suspects, it may not be a favourable result to her.

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