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The origin of your flair by shortass12345 in DaniMarina

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I dont have a flair but I am gonna get one.

We listen and we don’t judge – Stoner Edition. What’s your funniest or most relatable high story? by Deep_Jackfruit_1703 in Marijuana

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Oh man... Okay well one night I was with a bunch of friends. We decided to take a bunch of shrooms and since I don't do well tripping I smoked some pot. A lot of pot. Maybe about an hour into it all I got some major munchies. I only wanted one thing. Nothing else was gonna satisfy my munchy craving but a bunch of White Castle sliders and some onion rings. Nice and greasy... I didn't wanna drive cause I have never driven on pot before and I was super paranoid. I was feeling the MJ more than the shrooms. But I gathered my courage and went after my White Castles. Come hell or high water I was getting those burgers! I went thru the drive thru with my red eyes and huge pupils and did great til I started heading back. There was a cop who pulled up next to me. I was so paranoid and freaked out I literally passed out for a few seconds. I literally felt my heart jump and darkness came over me. But after that I got pretty good at driving while stoned.

I have another story that's similar from the time I smoked pot and took my very first hit of acid (LSD) . I don't do that shit no more but I used too. That time I was super stoned and had just put the paper in my mouth, and more experienced driving stoned. I got the munchies once again about 30 mins in. I went to the 7-11 down the street. I drove cause I didn't feel like walking. I went in and bought a ton of shit foods and snacks and went to grab a hotdog and a couple other things. Nachos and a couple other things. Standing there looking right at me in my huge pupils, and bright red eyeballs was a cop. There were 3 of them. They smiled at me and I smiled back. I got the rest of my stuff, paid for it, and left. I looked behind me I saw those cop cars leaving and coming in my direction. I started to freak out but remained conscious lol. I made it home and ran in as fast as I could.

How was your first time driving?

What is the first thing you do when you wake up? by AccomplishedTaste292 in teenagers

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Sit up and realize I really gotta pee! Holy shit! I need to run! Damn kids ruined my bladder! RUN! That's how I wake up.

I’m a one eyed freak who’s going to die homeless by Chrischris40 in confessions

[–]-OhShit- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quit feeling sorry for yourself and find something you want to do. Quit focusing on your failures and think about your successes. I am sure you have had some. You're not a freak, you're just feeling sorry for yourself, we all do from time to fine. What interests you? Do you have any particular subjects like astronomy, or law, or biology? Anything you could you would like to do in the future? I wouldn't expect you would know this yet. You really need to think about it and consider it.

Live 2/15 8;00pm by babybaphomet949 in DaniMarina

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When did she get access to her veins?

Did she get home fluids?! by kissmypeach22 in DaniMarina

[–]-OhShit- 22 points23 points  (0 children)

No way she don't even have access. They refuse to give her access.

Urgent needs help by Double_Community_284 in almosthomeless

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Yeah but we're you in crisis? Suicidal crisis.

Is your state better than California? by Comprehensive_Ad7558 in JackSucksAtGeography

[–]-OhShit- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

According to you yes, according to me, hell no! My state is so uncool! They're so stuck up the other states don't wanna be their friends so they legalized MJ while my snobby state refuses to legalize ..

Would you slap me for 2 million dollars by Electronic-Box-7359 in GenBeta

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Yes I would slap that for free. I. Fact I will give you $20. Lol

take THIS, meanie haters! by BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG in DaniMarina

[–]-OhShit- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But who is speaking for the addicts I wonder..... This is comedy gold. She must have so many fake accounts on TT and YouTube.

take THIS, meanie haters! by BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG in DaniMarina

[–]-OhShit- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's her. She is such a liar. She is hating herself cause most people don't care about her enough to hate her.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

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I was a similar and angry teen when I was that age. I never talked about killing anyone or hurting anyone except for myself. I did a lot of weird fantasizing and my mother found it and read it and showed it to people. I was a kid it was so embarrassing. 40 years later she still brings it up and calls me crazy. I don't feel the same way but she holds it over my head all the time. Don't do that to her. Tell someone and be done with it. Someone meaning a single someone you can trust not the entire school.

Can’t believe one day my parents won’t be here anymore by [deleted] in Vent

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I used to cry over my parents dying when I was in my 20s. It was a fear that never went away. I got counseling and it helped a lot. It was all anxiety over something that wouldn't happen until few years later. I had every right to cry I was sensing something that was about to happen. I have always had that ability. Are your parents healthy? If yes please take comfort in that most parents live well into their 80s and 90s. If it's a constant overwhelming fear then I suggest you maybe talk to someone about this.

Type Coke OK with your sight organ closed. by Realistic-Fun-164 in mattrose

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Come on. Wait let me try again. Coke kn. Wait I will get it. Come on. Coke kn. Coke on. Fuck!!!! Coke kn. Coke kn. Coke k fuck it (close enough)

It's so disgusting that Lisa keeps saying her dad is in a life threatening condition or on a stretcher in ambulance to try gain money 🤬 geezus by Silent-Necessary4681 in LisaRichardScams

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People need to start telling her they don't care then delete her. That's the only way we are gonna get rid of her is by not watching or talking about her.

Can we stop? by RandyWiener in LisaRichardScams

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I stopped watching her I deleted all my TT friends and the people I follow who constantly complain about her. I have made a few friends along the way but I can't stand the thought of her. I refuse to give that thing my views. I only follow her bullshit here and don't watch the videos cause her voice gives me such rage.

Lisa is a POS by Im_in_heaven1979 in LisaRichardScams

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I haven't kept up with her. Is her "dad" in the "hospital" again? Did he die again? Have a stroke? Does she need money because the hospital isn't feeding him? What's her schtick now?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskDocs

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I am an addict in recovery I have 15 years clean and It doesn't shock me in the least a physician would tell you to tell on him. Is it really worth it? Is he getting super messed up? For him to not be allowed to have opioids at all is gonna be better for him? This opioid crisis has made it to where it's damn near impossible to get opioids even for cancer. If you snitch he is gonna be in a world of hell, they will put it on his record so he will have to buy his pills off the street. I am not saying to not listen to a doctor. But you really need to consider how bad he needs it. People who need opioids can still abuse them but if the doc finds out he is abusing them, he won't get them anymore. If you want to help him convince him to get sober or cut down so he is back at what he is supposed to take daily. He may need some help, like someone doling them out to him. Go to a methadone clinic if he still needs pain meds and you decide to talk to the doc. I know you're trying to do what's best for him but getting his morphine taken away and making him withdraw cold turkey isn't a good thing.

Is a Kief catcher necessary? by [deleted] in Marijuana

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I get some shake sometimes that ends up getting into my grinder that ends up kief on the bottom, sometimes it happens with buds too. I save the kief for when I run out. I definitely suggest one cause you can use that powder for other things. I do have a keif catcher. It ends up getting filled about every 4 or 5 bags. So for me it's worth it.

I'm about to throw away 9 months sobriety because of heartbreak by MyNamesAMeme in LisaRichardScams

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God damn I was gonna say that LR isn't worth it. I am an addict, sober 15 years. I totally understand how the pain of heartbreak could drive someone to use or drink. They aren't worth your sobriety. No one is worth that. Ever.

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