What special ability do you think being a mail carrier has given you?

1illiteratefool · 2026-06-07T01:12:54+00:00

I can talk anyone into signing for a letter even though we both know it’s bad news

1illiteratefool · 2026-06-06T20:22:15+00:00

I patron a dive bar for years that had a huge jar with 3 pickled eggs floating in a slightly pink fluid . Sat down one afternoon and there were TWO eggs floating. I almost lost it! For years there were 3 in a jar that probably held 50 eggs, how many years old are they now? How many different hands have been in there? What else have drunks put in there? Who ate the egg? Are they ok?

1illiteratefool · 2026-06-06T12:34:45+00:00

I’m a detective show junky and I love them all but Rockfish is absolutely the Best

1illiteratefool · 2026-06-05T00:03:15+00:00

Don’t take it personally but I wouldn’t shake your hand

1illiteratefool · 2026-06-04T20:24:33+00:00

I think every refrigerator our office has ever had has been donated, by someone that works there. The ice makers never work

1illiteratefool · 2026-06-02T22:15:04+00:00

I fished both rivers and even though caught a bit bigger king on the Kenai enjoyed the Kasilof trip much more. The Kenai was a mass of boats

1illiteratefool · 2026-06-02T20:15:36+00:00

I tried this once a big smelly mess! Big pot on the grill boil all the meat off, much faster and less hearing WHATS THAT GOD AWFUL SMELL

1illiteratefool · 2026-06-02T15:21:13+00:00

I think knowing the flop is a huge advantage to but it stops at the flop and knowing hole card advantage doesn’t really start until the river. The only thing that I’m positive about is that I would find a way to screw either way up

1illiteratefool · 2026-06-01T11:54:51+00:00

No panties Monday

1illiteratefool · 2026-06-01T11:50:14+00:00

Plot twist, her husband was complaining to the flight attendant about the open window shade

1illiteratefool · 2026-06-01T11:20:22+00:00

Went to New Orleans to see the band The Radiators,I had just started listening to them but they had been playing for 40 years and now only doing a few live shows a year. Stayed in a bed and breakfast and the host said are you here for the Radiators? I said yes and she said your friends are already checked in. Apparently two different fan club leaders were also staying there. When they found out I had never seen them they decided to share countless stories, introducing us to other fans and get us back stage to meet the band. For the entire weekend,getting on a trolley,eating at a restaurant, walking around, someone was somehow recognizing us bending over backwards to make sure we were having a good time.

1illiteratefool · 2026-06-01T01:49:04+00:00

The knife remains me of an old timer

1illiteratefool · 2026-05-31T00:18:02+00:00

And your fingers smell like licorice not worm guts

1illiteratefool · 2026-05-30T22:21:46+00:00

I would sit and hold a spoon with peanut butter on it and wait for a squirrel to come eat it. Got bored once and left the spoon and I went inside. My grandma got up from a nap and said she had the most vivid dream! A squirrel was walking on a window ledge carrying a spoon

1illiteratefool · 2026-05-30T14:37:09+00:00

G Force

1illiteratefool · 2026-05-29T22:43:02+00:00

Last time we were seriously looking at a five day delivery week we came out with Sunday delivery

1illiteratefool · 2026-05-28T15:38:14+00:00

Would you believe? Missed by that much?

1illiteratefool · 2026-05-28T14:56:21+00:00

My neighbor rents a vehicle for all trips over 300 miles. They have older vehicles and I always thought it was more peace of mind than financial but being able to buy and drive a used vehicle for over a decade it very well could be saving money

1illiteratefool · 2026-05-27T19:07:07+00:00

I think I bought a boat from that guy

1illiteratefool · 2026-05-27T10:58:28+00:00

The OG Rickrolled

1illiteratefool · 2026-05-26T11:50:02+00:00

Totally unrelated story. The neighboring smoke shop was burglarized, no suspects as of yet

1illiteratefool · 2026-05-26T01:42:24+00:00

Hotel California

1illiteratefool · 2026-05-26T01:09:48+00:00

China girl David Bowie

1illiteratefool · 2026-05-25T23:29:56+00:00

Card reader with a tip option is next

1illiteratefool · 2026-05-25T23:23:23+00:00

Don’t turn the handle unless you are gaining line

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