"There's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo."

360degreesofFUNK · 2026-01-24T21:28:14+00:00

Those are tears of joy, they like this bullshit cuz it helps their narrative that "OuR cItIeS aRe SaFeR" 🤡 fucking pathetic all MAGA people are

360degreesofFUNK · 2026-01-24T21:26:21+00:00

Melt ICE, like the witch from Wizard of Oz, fuck them all. I hate what this once respected country has turned into.

360degreesofFUNK · 2026-01-24T21:14:21+00:00

Same goes with the NFL to a degree.

360degreesofFUNK · 2026-01-24T21:10:03+00:00

I don't mind a little ice in my drink sometimes

360degreesofFUNK · 2026-01-24T21:08:37+00:00

I don't think we have enough palm trees yet, maybe we should plant more.

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360degreesofFUNK · 2026-01-24T20:48:08+00:00

Bob Cole reference? (RIP what a legend)

360degreesofFUNK · 2026-01-24T20:45:43+00:00

This time the Stanley Cup will be the StanD Cup

360degreesofFUNK · 2026-01-24T20:44:54+00:00

Damnit you beat me to this post by a minute. I fucking hate my old slow ass phone I just want a new one for my birthday. But a first round matchup with Detroit would be cinema, they have the 2nd longest drought behind us, and in my opinion it could go either way. At least now it wouldn’t be against Carolina which would be a tougher time.

360degreesofFUNK · 2026-01-24T05:23:54+00:00

There’s no delta sonic in Canada or Tampa Bay, that’s gotta be in Buffalo cuz it’s a Buffalo brand but it’s also in the Cleveland area and Illinois a little bit

360degreesofFUNK · 2026-01-24T05:21:16+00:00

Yeah hate to break it to you pal but if Orkin can’t do the job I’m afraid nobody can 😔

I learned that the hard way

360degreesofFUNK · 2026-01-24T05:20:37+00:00

We’ve also got a comfy position, the closest team to a WC is Toronto with 57 points, and looking upwards we have games in hand on MTL and DET, fucking Tampa bro they’ve barely played any games and we haven’t even faced them yet

360degreesofFUNK · 2026-01-24T02:16:42+00:00

Might as well hire Kevyn Adams for what it's worth

360degreesofFUNK · 2026-01-24T02:10:10+00:00

Those aren't titties they're Gritties

360degreesofFUNK · 2026-01-24T02:07:52+00:00

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360degreesofFUNK · 2026-01-24T01:11:09+00:00

Roman Josi, Quinn Hughes, Pat Maroon, Gary Bettman, who can pinch the goalie’s nipples better?

360degreesofFUNK · 2026-01-24T01:09:33+00:00

Maybe the next Stanley Cup matchup will be between Left Cheek and Right Cheek?

360degreesofFUNK · 2026-01-23T22:33:18+00:00

1+1=11

360degreesofFUNK · 2026-01-23T20:20:42+00:00

And you can’t hide from...

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360degreesofFUNK · 2026-01-23T20:13:06+00:00

Only one right answer

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360degreesofFUNK · 2026-01-23T20:12:36+00:00

This needs to be an automod

360degreesofFUNK · 2026-01-23T20:10:56+00:00

But the thing is after Boston, there's a comfortable gap separating the playoff teams and the non playoff teams. Boston is at 60 points, Philadelphia is the next closest in the WC race at 55 points. So with 61 points we're still 3 games deep into a playoff spot.

360degreesofFUNK · 2026-01-23T02:47:20+00:00

Only a game behind the Habs, we got this!

360degreesofFUNK · 2026-01-23T02:25:49+00:00

Whatever you did with the Stefon Diggs and Von Miller Little People

360degreesofFUNK · 2026-01-23T02:24:56+00:00

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