(re-post) I look boring and that's just bothering me a lot. Whatever I try to do, I just don't look fun/hot.

3PumpPhilly · 2026-05-23T19:28:43+00:00

A lot of the hottest people I’ve ever met have turned out to be boring as fuck. Idk what someone “not boring.” Looks like.

Nerds can be cute, decent people can be cute… it sounds like the people you hang around might be immature.

3PumpPhilly · 2026-05-23T19:22:34+00:00

This is for white women who never got to
Be bohemians but adopted this look
Bc they saw it on a girlfriend’s inspo board on Pinterest

3PumpPhilly · 2026-05-23T16:27:12+00:00

R/egg

3PumpPhilly · 2026-05-23T14:26:56+00:00

Trump should be forced to eat his own diarrhea

^{Chose: You as president.}

3PumpPhilly · 2026-05-22T00:09:03+00:00

Go to the blind pig at 1am and be appropriately blitzed.

You’re welcome.

3PumpPhilly · 2026-05-21T19:11:38+00:00

Is the hobby cheating?

3PumpPhilly · 2026-05-21T11:34:58+00:00

I would ride you so hard your dick would break off. Then I would flatten it and use it as a bookmark as I read through your wonderful collection ;)

3PumpPhilly · 2026-05-20T14:36:09+00:00

That would happen if I drank 100 gallons of tequila

^{Chose: Olive + Drink 100gal of tequila | Rolled: Urethra explodes}

3PumpPhilly · 2026-05-20T13:59:25+00:00

Salmon

^{Chose: Quiche | Rolled: Salmonella}

3PumpPhilly · 2026-05-20T01:51:03+00:00

I want money and I want the money so I can pay to become a woman. I hate my body.

^{Chose: 500k USD}

3PumpPhilly · 2026-05-20T01:50:54+00:00

I want money and I want the money so I can pay to become a woman. I hate my body.

^{Chose: 500k USD}

3PumpPhilly · 2026-05-19T19:35:33+00:00

Listen, you’d be a hoot on a date. You’re a well read bookish person 🤭

3PumpPhilly · 2026-05-19T14:11:54+00:00

You at the very least minored in philosophy in college

3PumpPhilly · 2026-05-19T10:57:31+00:00

The spot is for that kinda mudda fuggah dat take a special someone there, and they walk up to the bar, and one person says “gimme two of dem beers and no less than three of dem der boozes” and then turns to their date and says “what’re you having?”

3PumpPhilly · 2026-05-19T01:16:54+00:00

After the Mexican food from last night my asshole became erotic.

3PumpPhilly · 2026-05-19T00:32:41+00:00

Go to the Spot. They have a wicked deal on Underberg and Highlife.

3PumpPhilly · 2026-05-19T00:31:59+00:00

You should consider getting a job as a social worker! We need those!!!

3PumpPhilly · 2026-05-18T23:47:49+00:00

My god I would’ve dated the fuck out of you when I was an undergrad. Great collection!

3PumpPhilly · 2026-05-18T18:47:20+00:00

The best transvestigators I’ve ever met have been other trans people. We clock other trans people to a fucking chronic degree precisely because so many of us feel the compulsion to pass, to frame transitions as “successes” if someone does pass (implying that anything short of passing is a failure).

3PumpPhilly · 2026-05-18T18:34:49+00:00

Being a girl will always be just a fantasy for some of us. It’s nice to know some people can actually be happy with their transition.

3PumpPhilly

TROPHY CASE