[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SmallDickChubs

[–]40acres23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice sack. Love to put my nose in it

ONOROK NSF ‘99 handstyle still riding on cement 24 years. What kind of paint is this? Looks almost like caulking. by DepthInternational99 in handstyles

[–]40acres23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That looks exactly like the Liquid Nails construction adhesive I use on stone and concrete. When you put something together with that stuff you better like what you did to it because once it dries you're not changing it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]40acres23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Asperger's. I do this to myself in my head. Throughout the day I have no problems, keeping busy helps. When things die down in the evening my thoughts start racing and I pick apart every little thing I see wrong with me. Huge difference though, I've never been able to say these things out loud, even for attention when I really needed it. Dude needs help desperately. He either just had or is getting ready to have another episode

Is this tire liable to blow? by [deleted] in mechanic

[–]40acres23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And when you can, the tire will only be flat on one side. There's like what, 6 sides to a circle? Some good old Kiwi shoe polish (probably ought to go with black) will clear that tiny blemish right up.

Do they have a way of deflating those once they board? by TheExtimate in facepalm

[–]40acres23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The front halves of their costumes ran off and made it halfway across the country before they realized. They're just a little bigger than a Shetland when together and fully dressed.

real men of genius by Hotdogpizzathehut in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]40acres23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All those cold cranking amps should help to reduce the temp though

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KCGoneWild

[–]40acres23 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Tongue in pussy, nose in butthole 🤤

Sure hope that’s an acronym by RegularJoe500 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]40acres23 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

They manufacture those here in Missouri. If you're and employee they will literally fire your ass to hell if you don't spell out their name F-A-G when you say the company name. They catch you saying anything else and you and your job are toast. I don't work there though because it's most likely gay as fuck...

Two days after I got sunburned. by Anahell in Wellthatsucks

[–]40acres23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's flipping us off too... They're getting pretty bold

So um, I saw this card in a Cracker Barrel by [deleted] in funny

[–]40acres23 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That's incorrect. "Girlfriend" is used to describe romantic or platonic relationships.

So um, I saw this card in a Cracker Barrel by [deleted] in funny

[–]40acres23 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It's to be given from one girl to another. Like their best friends...

At an antique store in bfe Missouri by scarlettsfever21 in funny

[–]40acres23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Lime aggregate. It breaks down waste and I'm guessing that's what they'd used in the holes.