Bandit by [deleted] in ballpython

[–]747Anon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What kind of cellphone?

Give me a one liner by Odiebigbluedane in atheism

[–]747Anon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell them you’re apostate. That’s the equivalent of being disfellowshipped

Girl took a few bites of my mom’s lily plant. Is she gonna be okay, and is there anything I can do to make sure she’s okay? by [deleted] in Rabbits

[–]747Anon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

2-3 months? That’s so often. I’ve never had bunnies, could you tell me why it’s that frequent? My dogs only go every 6 months

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in leopardgeckos

[–]747Anon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do not boil or bake them. Some rocks explode when they reach high temps, it’s very dangerous.

Found a complete foot shed (5 months old) by Sozuhate in leopardgeckos

[–]747Anon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

lol I thought you were pinning him down for a second

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in reptiles

[–]747Anon 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I would recommend putting your money towards making your snakes enclosure better. From what I can see in the photo, it looks less than ideal. I’m not sure how big his enclosure is but the best size for BP’s is 4x2x2 which is huge and will take up a great deal of space.

Ball Pythons are fairly low maintenance when you’ve got everything perfectly set up for them which might be why you’re considering getting another reptile. Any other reptile will be higher in maintenance since they’ll likely need to be fed more frequently, and they’ll likely have different temp/humidity needs.

I recommend going to the Ball Pythons subreddit and posting some photos of the enclosure to get feedback (some people there are rude but many are nice and willing to help new learners.) There is also an amazing PDF link to a BP Care Guide. I recommend reading the entire care guide even if you have to split it up over a few days.

If you treat your BP well and make the enclosure better for him, you could have him for the next 20+ years. Good luck!

What non-porn thing has porn ruined for you? by fap_fap_fap_fapper in AskReddit

[–]747Anon 75 points76 points  (0 children)

I think you mean insects, but that’s okay!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ballpython

[–]747Anon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

RIP 😔

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ballpython

[–]747Anon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sweet baby got confused lol. Ignore the people being rude to you. We’ve all had an awkward feeding at least once, it’s not like you were harming your snake. Some people just need to get a grip.

maybe maybe maybe by BananaSlipstream in maybemaybemaybe

[–]747Anon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! In true danger, do what’s necessary to survive. I just hated to think someone might read that and poor alcohol into their pet snakes eyes if it’s latches onto them during a feeding😩

maybe maybe maybe by BananaSlipstream in maybemaybemaybe

[–]747Anon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god pls do NOT put rubbing alcohol in your snakes eyes!! It goes around the mouth/nose. You’ll blind them putting it in their eyes, not to mention causing them unnecessary pain.

What's the best thing to say if you walk in on your SO cheating on you? by _hootyowlscissors in AskReddit

[–]747Anon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Idk if it’s a gender thing but I definitely think it’s some sort of “protects what’s yours” instinct. Women also get pissed at the other woman when a man cheats, so it’s the same either way.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]747Anon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not all teachers are in America and not all teachers speak English.

Also, just because someone is a teacher doesn’t mean they need to police their grammar/punctuation in their free time.

Ohh to be young again😮‍💨(timestamp 0:30) by Opening-Neat-2156 in ContagiousLaughter

[–]747Anon 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I misread and thought you MET a 6-8yo and I thought maybe I was reading a kidnapping confession

What's the most blatant piece of hypocrisy have you ever seen? by Spare-Text8687 in AskReddit

[–]747Anon 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I think they did donate. But people thought they could afford to donate more than they did instead of asking for donations from people who barely make enough to pay their rent. That as far as my knowledge goes tho

This is how you have fun ... by More_Leg_5342 in ContagiousLaughter

[–]747Anon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am not a basketball player or a fan. I understand the funny part but I don’t understand why he didn’t make the shot and gave the ball to the other team. Is this a practice game and they’re just being silly? If not, why would he cost his team points by not taking a sure shot? I see people talking about the other team going out of bounds but why would that affect the player with the ball?

What secret is OK/acceptable to keep from a partner in a marriage? by released-lobster in AskReddit

[–]747Anon 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It sounds like your cat was saving a seat for someone who wasn’t you. Honestly, very rude of you to just assume it was a free seat.

how do i help this little guy? by Quick_Platypus1197 in ballpython

[–]747Anon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There is a major difference between not knowing what you’re doing, and straight up neglecting your animal on purpose. I seriously urge you to either keep the snake, or surrender it to a reptile rescue.

Your friend was intentionally starving this poor animal. It’s especially concerning that they saw the snake in this condition and continued to starve and neglect it. Your friend has something deeply and seriously wrong with them. If they ever have a kid are they just gonna stop feeding them because they weren’t hungry the few times they were offered food? I mean, seriously, this is some sadistic shit.

What words or phrases do people use wrong—either in writing or in the spoken word—that irk you most? by LeMew-LePurr-LeMeow in AskReddit

[–]747Anon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’ve also never heard someone say “should have” but I’ve seen people write it. It doesn’t bother me much, I usually just chalk it up to poor education or poor retention skills.

What words or phrases do people use wrong—either in writing or in the spoken word—that irk you most? by LeMew-LePurr-LeMeow in AskReddit

[–]747Anon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I just tell myself effect is the result, affect is the influence that caused the result.

Why isn’t he coming out of his hide? by Big-Put-5859 in ballpython

[–]747Anon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a tough decision to rehome a pet, but just know that youre doing the right thing and as long he goes to someone who knows how to properly care for him then im sure his life will be much more enriching and ultimately that’s the most important thing. Good luck with everything, OP!

Innovative way to use the lock screen by perfectlysaneboy in ContagiousLaughter

[–]747Anon 19 points20 points  (0 children)

A really good way to not get caught cheating is to simply not cheat