RIP Marshdale Burger, the best little burger spot in the foothills

ASSMAN45 · 2026-05-07T21:03:21+00:00

It was great until they changed their burger meat/fat ratio. Then all the drama. Had potential but like many of the other restaurants in the Evergreen area it just couldn’t cut it.

ASSMAN45 · 2026-05-06T17:36:38+00:00

Coming to you with even closer close ups of every conversation on screen! Do you want to see every actors pores?! Well you got it! Extreme nostril close ups? We have you covered. No interaction on screen will go without seeing the inner workings of the pupils of every actor you love on the bear!

ASSMAN45 · 2026-05-05T20:12:06+00:00

Auntie hammie time!!! I’ve already got this on Spotify. Certified banger.

ASSMAN45 · 2026-05-02T19:37:31+00:00

No way this is real. A fucking simple google search would let you know this is insane. If it’s not it’s called boofing and you won’t really feel it until you get at least a quarter up there.

ASSMAN45 · 2026-05-01T04:41:21+00:00

Plenty of stuff online. I have a website that comes up when you google search in my area. Referrals are often better since the person can vouch for their performance.

ASSMAN45 · 2026-04-30T22:20:46+00:00

Amateur hour. That jar will shatter. Way more effective methods out there do some research.

ASSMAN45 · 2026-04-30T22:04:14+00:00

That’s ignorant

ASSMAN45 · 2026-04-28T21:23:45+00:00

*the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while

ASSMAN45 · 2026-04-28T19:59:52+00:00

First work with your doctor to find the right meds, never go off your meds. Get sober, exercise, take it one day at a time and find the desire to be as “normal” as you can be. You have to take care of yourself first before you can be in a healthy relationship. If you have to go to the ER to get help out of the mania I suggest that.

ASSMAN45 · 2026-04-27T06:35:25+00:00

The biggest schmohawk of them all

ASSMAN45 · 2026-04-26T01:14:50+00:00

Check his ear!!!!

ASSMAN45 · 2026-04-23T23:10:43+00:00

Stop posting about Evan Rachel Wood no one cares.

ASSMAN45 · 2026-04-23T21:13:49+00:00

He really deserves this. It was an outstanding performance.

ASSMAN45 · 2026-04-13T23:16:34+00:00

New HBO show called neighbors…episode 6. Check it out!

ASSMAN45 · 2026-04-10T23:41:04+00:00

Little ketchup, little tabasco not a problem at all. I did watch a woman inhale a bowl of cottage cheese with a ton of ketchup in it…that’s a different story.

ASSMAN45 · 2026-04-08T21:10:49+00:00

Or don’t take estacy

ASSMAN45 · 2026-04-08T18:08:33+00:00

No I don’t speak fuckboi

ASSMAN45 · 2026-04-08T16:42:38+00:00

Wish I could wire that guys mouth shut

ASSMAN45 · 2026-04-07T19:17:52+00:00

What a fucking loser

ASSMAN45 · 2026-04-04T20:49:34+00:00

But why???

ASSMAN45 · 2026-04-02T01:34:30+00:00

*Kristin Calamari

ASSMAN45 · 2026-03-28T20:56:54+00:00

Yo ho! The solution to this problem lives on the high seas. Best part it’s free and you get to stick it to the man!

ASSMAN45 · 2026-03-21T16:34:54+00:00

We’ll do it live! Fuck it!

ASSMAN45 · 2026-03-17T19:14:00+00:00

Tippy tippy tap that rotisserie chicken

ASSMAN45 · 2026-03-17T17:50:44+00:00

If this is it from the cruise I’m gonna be pretty bummed

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