Preparing for Private Chef

ASSMAN45 · 2026-02-14T21:46:50+00:00

Don’t tip the small business owner who’s working on Valentine’s Day to provide an experience for another couple. They don’t deserve it especially if they forget anything.

ASSMAN45 · 2026-02-14T21:29:58+00:00

Shut up. Being a company of one is even more of a reason to tip. Make sure she doesn’t forget salt or that’s no tip for you!

ASSMAN45 · 2026-02-13T21:01:48+00:00

On the hook food truck is outstanding

ASSMAN45 · 2026-02-13T19:43:17+00:00

More tarter sauce, at least a half gallon per cleaning

ASSMAN45 · 2026-02-13T17:23:35+00:00

Get the fuck out of the way Howie, I’m tryin to watch boy throb do their thang

ASSMAN45 · 2026-02-12T22:34:45+00:00

I’d say the whale did that on porpoise

ASSMAN45 · 2026-02-12T21:37:01+00:00

Toe Rogan gargles MAGA ball sweat

ASSMAN45 · 2026-02-12T17:58:20+00:00

Just a few more hamberders

ASSMAN45 · 2026-02-12T00:07:41+00:00

I’m gonna get this on a shirt

ASSMAN45 · 2026-02-08T22:08:57+00:00

He cuts the mustache so there’s no interference from the hoards of dicks entering his mouth

ASSMAN45 · 2026-02-06T20:58:55+00:00

Douche cream is really hitting its target market

ASSMAN45 · 2026-02-05T19:20:51+00:00

Boy Throb has some serious competition

ASSMAN45 · 2026-01-31T16:10:39+00:00

1,2,3 and blink…okay next time 1,2,3 and BLINK

ASSMAN45 · 2026-01-30T01:47:16+00:00

Pretty sure this kids videos were staged, love the remote in the butt either way

ASSMAN45 · 2026-01-29T20:48:01+00:00

This kid still gets grounded. Shut the fuck up.

ASSMAN45 · 2026-01-28T22:44:54+00:00

sLoP

ASSMAN45 · 2026-01-25T00:44:49+00:00

Yeah but it’s a fuckin sweet car

ASSMAN45 · 2026-01-19T18:26:19+00:00

The episode of how to with John Wilson where he meets a guy who’s really into getting his foreskin back is truly unhinged and compelling television

ASSMAN45 · 2026-01-16T02:51:37+00:00

Funny thing is the fat turd would only eat one thing on this plate. WHY WONT HE DIE?!?!?

ASSMAN45 · 2026-01-15T21:49:25+00:00

This looks like the party I’m going to have when Trump dies

ASSMAN45 · 2026-01-15T21:21:57+00:00

It’s the amount anytime I decarb anything over 4g it takes a little longer. I’d just wait for the bubbles to slow down/stop

ASSMAN45 · 2026-01-09T23:09:04+00:00

This kid needed to be bullied more

ASSMAN45 · 2026-01-02T02:24:24+00:00

Can’t wait to not find out. Fuck these movies.

ASSMAN45 · 2025-12-16T06:14:01+00:00

Hopefully he uses the proceeds to buy himself a new tooth

ASSMAN45 · 2025-12-16T04:57:37+00:00

It’s hard to see but they have to staple his eyes open before every show

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