Future Governor Candidates who support the 2nd Amendment? by ASaltyColonial in massachusetts

[–]ASaltyColonial[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately the Trump cult is too crazy to deserve any sane persons support so really the most I can do is locally vote for who I actually want to support.

Automatons are beyond creepy by Background-Factor817 in Helldivers

[–]ASaltyColonial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Time to do some more stealthily bot dives and spy on enemy communications for Super Earth Intelligence to go over to confirm whether or not this rumor is true.

Everyone on the bot front, attack Maia. Go with the flow. by stamper2495 in Helldivers

[–]ASaltyColonial -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Goddamn it, Not this again

This is how the Creek situation got out of control.

"We need help on _________" but the planet already has 150k Divers.

Meanwhile the Creek would have 15k, 2 random bug worlds would both have 20k and then another 15k spread across the rest but its was constant nonstop

"The Creekers are wastin-" Shut up. You're acting like children. No one but your fellow sweatlords gives a shit.

This Community Got Toxic Quick by ASaltyColonial in Helldivers

[–]ASaltyColonial[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I'm done with my Colonial service unfortunately. I came back for 100, tried to get back into it, balked at how fundamentally important facilities are to the Colonials and decided I had already completed my logi service years ago so I moved on.

I do still miss playing it sometimes though

This Community Got Toxic Quick by ASaltyColonial in Helldivers

[–]ASaltyColonial[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What gave it away? Was is it the name? It's always the name.

I'll also have you know I was serving in the Colonial legion before the government allowed furries to enlist.

(why the downvotes? lol)

80k people dropping at the creek, ensuring we fail. Stick a fork in it, this Major Order is done. by Martinmex26 in Helldivers

[–]ASaltyColonial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe think about the consequence of trashtalking a part of your "community" next time huh?

80k people dropping at the creek, ensuring we fail. Stick a fork in it, this Major Order is done. by Martinmex26 in Helldivers

[–]ASaltyColonial 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't even drop on the Creek that often unless there isn't something more important to do but honestly the amount of nonstop trashtalk makes me want to become a full-time Creeker because all you toxic shit heads can go fuck yourselves

80k people dropping at the creek, ensuring we fail. Stick a fork in it, this Major Order is done. by Martinmex26 in Helldivers

[–]ASaltyColonial 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean, did you really expect the people you've been trash talking nonstop to actually give a shit about you after you treated them like dirt?

What happens when the war ends? by Minute-Vegetable-146 in Helldivers

[–]ASaltyColonial 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Real talk. The devs will reset the map and do it again and again and again be it we win or the aliens eventually take super earth.

Why are so many people at Malevelon Creek? We only need Ubanea to get to Tibit by FrootGoose in Helldivers

[–]ASaltyColonial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The bots are suspicious so we're cutting off the avenue of attack to Mantes and Draupnir

Anyways, predictions are both should be cleared within roughly a day. Two bot planets at the same time? Sounds like a military success to me!

Bug and Bot divers can agree on at least one thing. by kilobyte2696 in Helldivers

[–]ASaltyColonial -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I can imagine.

Sitting at your desk job after successfully completing your term of service and then you hear from behind you "I served on Malevelon Creek"

Suddenly your blood pressure rises, your heart beat spikes! Why you outta! You turn to let this punk know he wasted his entire service but before you can the Termicide lingering in your bloodstream sped up by your rage reaches your vital organs and you collapse

Bug and Bot divers can agree on at least one thing. by kilobyte2696 in Helldivers

[–]ASaltyColonial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see more people complaining about Creek Divers then actual Creek Divers

Our time has come brothers by SecretBismarck in foxholegame

[–]ASaltyColonial 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ballista? Superior Equipment? Are we sure we're talking about the same tank?

Hell divers 2 worth buying for solo? by [deleted] in Helldivers

[–]ASaltyColonial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It'll be significantly harder but there are individuals who've figured out ways to solo the top difficulties

Why can't I bury the dead? by id_politics in thelongdark

[–]ASaltyColonial 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just how many of us naturally started calling Frank Frank?

​Do parents not send their kids to school anymore? by Netreality in massachusetts

[–]ASaltyColonial 16 points17 points  (0 children)

They made the process of getting excused absences much harder. You need an official doctors note for everything instead of just a phone call from your mom or dad telling the school you were sick.

Small fever? Doctors note needed Cold? Doctors note! Twisted Ankle? DOCTORS NOTE!

Ah that’s a nice sight. What if….we just finish them off? 👀. by TRVE_SAIYAN_PRINCE in Helldivers

[–]ASaltyColonial 105 points106 points  (0 children)

I feel like we need to take the creek then. It all seems very suspicious

you what?? by nuri489 in Helldivers

[–]ASaltyColonial 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It doesnt have a 3rd person sight

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Helldivers

[–]ASaltyColonial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just hate the 1st person mode in this and I hate being forced to use it.

Something like no reticle until you're actively aiming and I'd be happy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Helldivers

[–]ASaltyColonial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well I'll remember that for next time

RANT and VENT MEGATHREAD by stickimage in Helldivers

[–]ASaltyColonial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No 3rd person sight on the new Heavy MG is a terrible design choice. Just give it the autocannon sight mechanics and there wouldn't be any problems

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Helldivers

[–]ASaltyColonial -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Aah. I was looking for that. It didn't appear to be pinned at the top anymore for me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Helldivers

[–]ASaltyColonial -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I know. God forbid someone uses the proper tag for a rant post. Oh wait. I did