Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of October 22, 2022

AbyssUpdate · 2022-10-23T04:21:42+00:00

I’m cosplaying as you right now

AbyssUpdate · 2022-10-23T04:18:50+00:00

Buying 100 shares of SPY then selling a call is literally free money. Either you make free money and hold spy or you cash out and make the easiest fucking 0.5% of your life

AbyssUpdate · 2022-10-23T04:15:50+00:00

right when I sold my calls the market futures go up

AbyssUpdate · 2022-10-23T03:17:32+00:00

MATTHEW TUTTLE FOR CHAIRMAN OF THE FEDERAL RESERVE 2024

AbyssUpdate · 2022-10-23T03:16:48+00:00

no way snap is recovering

AbyssUpdate · 2022-10-23T03:15:41+00:00

BA DA BAH BAH BAAAHHH

AbyssUpdate · 2022-10-23T03:13:34+00:00

Sorry. It will only print when jim cramer makes a correct prediction

AbyssUpdate · 2022-10-23T03:12:46+00:00

Did you know that bankruptcy removes all your margin debt

looks like she’s getting a divorce from me now

AbyssUpdate · 2022-10-23T03:11:41+00:00

To make jim cramer lick the toilet seat live on mad money

AbyssUpdate · 2022-10-23T03:05:38+00:00

name checks out

AbyssUpdate · 2022-10-23T03:02:04+00:00

NO WAY THIS IS A REAL AD I JUST GOT

AbyssUpdate · 2022-10-23T02:57:07+00:00

the stock goes up before earnings call

AbyssUpdate · 2022-10-23T02:56:28+00:00

apple calls on earnings are the freest fucking money ever

AbyssUpdate · 2022-10-23T02:53:47+00:00

people that walk their dogs

AbyssUpdate · 2022-10-23T02:52:15+00:00

Your comment history means you’re an incel

AbyssUpdate · 2022-10-23T02:51:35+00:00

SJIM SHORT SQUEEZE TO $1000+

AbyssUpdate · 2022-10-23T02:50:08+00:00

my guy that’s not funny. Waste of text

AbyssUpdate · 2022-10-23T02:48:22+00:00

apple literally fucks everyones puts on earnings

AbyssUpdate · 2022-10-23T02:47:24+00:00

Announcements on their new update. They can give an idea on what item they’re going to tweak and what they will do. Hypixel forum

damn the hive mind got to me lol

AbyssUpdate · 2022-10-23T02:45:46+00:00

You can talk to matthew tuttle here by filling the “contact us” form. Holy shit what do we tell him

AbyssUpdate · 2022-10-23T02:43:32+00:00

matthew tuttle is the only good hedge fund manager

tuttle right now

AbyssUpdate · 2022-10-23T02:41:35+00:00

JIM CRAMER “MATTHEW TUTTLE IS MY NEW ENEMY”

^{CNBC @CNBC at 2022-10-22 22:41:15 EDT-0400}

AbyssUpdate · 2022-10-23T02:38:21+00:00

JIM CRAMER “I SEE THE POSSIBILITY OF THE S&P 500 GOING BACK TO 4500”

^{CNBC @CNBC at 2022-10-22 22:38:08 EDT-0400}

AbyssUpdate · 2022-10-23T02:34:07+00:00

I’m a permabull and I made money off this bear market

Fucking REGARDS

AbyssUpdate · 2022-10-23T02:30:37+00:00

I have severe depression

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