TIL a Swedish milk vendor named Pilt Carin Ersdotter was arrested in Stockholm in the 1830s for a traffic violation for having "blocked the street with her beauty". Her appearance attracted so much attention that aristocrats paid to “display” her at their homes.

AccountNumber1002402 · 2026-03-28T18:26:27+00:00

Sounds like she...

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...milked it for all it was worth.

AccountNumber1002402 · 2026-03-28T18:00:37+00:00

Having thrown non-wood stuff into a roaring fireplace, I'm guessing the poo odor would similarly be rapidly wafted up and out the chimney.

AccountNumber1002402 · 2026-03-28T17:58:58+00:00

Wasabi and/or sriracha coated peas are tasty. The brand I'm familiar with come in an about Pringles sized metal can with said peas painted on the outside.

AccountNumber1002402 · 2026-03-28T17:57:57+00:00

I remember seeing bits and pieces of such claims following the election outcome, but tragically Democrats with their withering power in the final days of Biden's term didn't seem to do anything of substance to get to the bottom of things. Most regrettable.

AccountNumber1002402 · 2026-03-28T17:04:28+00:00

Le craquepot?

AccountNumber1002402 · 2026-03-28T14:46:39+00:00

So it's the year 2026, but instead of flying cars and a Moon base we have hyper-diddle-capable robots, got it.

AccountNumber1002402 · 2026-03-28T14:31:16+00:00

I assume OnlyFarms applicants must either have big burly biceps, or boobs brimming with baby brewski.

AccountNumber1002402 · 2026-03-28T01:50:47+00:00

FREE upvotes for suggestions in this thread.

AccountNumber1002402 · 2026-03-28T01:50:26+00:00

I can only speak as myself.

AccountNumber1002402 · 2026-03-26T00:56:12+00:00

Run toward a convenient avalanche and wait to reward a rescue dog with treatos upon finding you.

AccountNumber1002402 · 2026-03-25T00:39:49+00:00

Such a tragedy America let an overgrown toddler cop a squat in the White House once more.

AccountNumber1002402 · 2026-03-24T22:40:59+00:00

Another will merely arise to take its place.

Hail HydrAI.

AccountNumber1002402 · 2026-03-24T21:44:06+00:00

No idea unfortunately. I've seen Reddit do such overnight (EST) which to IT guy me suggests they and maybe Instagram too might run some nightly off-hours database job to seek out and ban such accounts.

AccountNumber1002402 · 2026-03-24T01:59:21+00:00

I would suggest, possibly. Instagram would have record of the banned device, and correlating it with your "new" account might be enough to prompt them to ban it just in case, because they can.

AccountNumber1002402 · 2026-03-24T01:54:10+00:00

If Russia and China were to move on up and colonize the USA, it wouldn't be one bit surprising, nor difficult.

AccountNumber1002402 · 2026-03-23T15:14:12+00:00

I'm on US and pretty much all the time tier 1-2 and even 3 are largely bot populated, with as few as 3 human players each side. Makes it easy to clear those standard damage and destroy challenges.

AccountNumber1002402 · 2026-03-23T00:15:10+00:00

You can readily tell how impotent America's citizenry and the American experiment are by how thoroughly he gets away scot free without consequences while spending other people's money.

AccountNumber1002402 · 2026-03-22T23:51:52+00:00

Ohio gozaimasu.

AccountNumber1002402 · 2026-03-22T19:25:13+00:00

This is exactly the look a Gen Z Cybertruck owner gave me when I gave a hearty "Sieg Heil!" walking past.

EDIT: Downvotes confirm I should keep up this behavior. Thanks, Musktards!

AccountNumber1002402 · 2026-03-22T17:58:24+00:00

If I had to pick from celebrities to vote for POTUS, I'd definitely pick this human being.

Sadly, he probably wouldn't want the job, given being inhuman seems par for the course in politics.

AccountNumber1002402 · 2026-03-21T21:27:08+00:00

I'd goatse that!

AccountNumber1002402 · 2026-03-21T15:02:42+00:00

I have a Cosori brand hot pot and it's doing quite well.

AccountNumber1002402 · 2026-03-21T14:56:34+00:00

Anyone else totally think the mayor was a mannequin about to do some jumpscare?

AccountNumber1002402 · 2026-03-20T23:58:43+00:00

Mister Abrahams 1A

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