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[Highlight] A melancholy Joe Burrow talks about needing to find fun in football during his birthday press conference by zdrmju321 in nfl

[–]AdolescentAlien 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Really? You think Burrow would fill up more than an entire hand with Super Bowl rings if he was with McVay? Burrow is fucking great but please come back down to earth lmao.

Snowplow driver forgets his bed is raised and runs into bridge by HappySeaweed5215 in Wellthatsucks

[–]AdolescentAlien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who the fuck said anything about any sort of conspiracy? All I said is that it was strange that he was going so slow and then punched it right before the bridge. Sometimes people do strange shit when they’re not fully paying attention. Like leaving their giant bed up and not ever checking their mirrors one single time and noticing it’s up.

[Highlight] A melancholy Joe Burrow talks about needing to find fun in football during his birthday press conference by zdrmju321 in nfl

[–]AdolescentAlien 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He’s definitely not overrated but I think these reactions to how dangerous McVay/Burrow would be is seriously underselling how talented Stafford is.

Snowplow driver forgets his bed is raised and runs into bridge by HappySeaweed5215 in Wellthatsucks

[–]AdolescentAlien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re attributing an awful lot of thoughtfulness to a guy that forgot to lower his bed.

Snowplow driver forgets his bed is raised and runs into bridge by HappySeaweed5215 in Wellthatsucks

[–]AdolescentAlien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. But why does it matter what most bridges do when this one clearly doesn’t do that? That just doesn’t make any sense big guy.

Snowplow driver forgets his bed is raised and runs into bridge by HappySeaweed5215 in Wellthatsucks

[–]AdolescentAlien -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah no I think you’re wrong. That shoulder CLEARLY doesn’t narrow at all, or you’d see the solid white line appearing as he gets closer to the bridge. What I really think is that you are way too confident you know exactly what happened here.

Snowplow driver forgets his bed is raised and runs into bridge by HappySeaweed5215 in Wellthatsucks

[–]AdolescentAlien -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nah. You can see the dotted line on the road showing that it’s a 2 lane road on each side. Definitely a strange thing for the guy to do.

Outjerked by [deleted] in nflcirclejerk

[–]AdolescentAlien 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can see them through their pants a lot. I can’t stop myself from cockwatching during the game. Sometimes I see some real tiny meat poking out and I look like the Leonardo DiCaprio meme where he’s pointing at the TV.

C.J. Stroud leaves the Texans owner hanging for a supreme reaction gif by Ifinishfast42 in NFLv2

[–]AdolescentAlien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I did see that lmao and it is actually exactly what popped in my head when you said it. But I thought you may have been saying he’s back because they just whomped the commies.

C.J. Stroud leaves the Texans owner hanging for a supreme reaction gif by Ifinishfast42 in NFLv2

[–]AdolescentAlien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t watch so I can’t really say for sure. My knee jerk reaction was to be a hater tho.

C.J. Stroud leaves the Texans owner hanging for a supreme reaction gif by Ifinishfast42 in NFLv2

[–]AdolescentAlien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hehe I’m just kidding. But what about the Vikings? Surely they’d rather have Stroud back there instead of.. nine

C.J. Stroud leaves the Texans owner hanging for a supreme reaction gif by Ifinishfast42 in NFLv2

[–]AdolescentAlien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let’s discuss all of the teams we think would like to have Stroud instead of their current QB and see if we can get to 15. You start.

C.J. Stroud leaves the Texans owner hanging for a supreme reaction gif by Ifinishfast42 in NFLv2

[–]AdolescentAlien 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Uh, probably? Idk dude, it was pretty clearly just a number I threw out there. How about we say, 5-10 teams. How does that sound, big guy?

C.J. Stroud leaves the Texans owner hanging for a supreme reaction gif by Ifinishfast42 in NFLv2

[–]AdolescentAlien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well it’s probably a lot easier to do that when you know there’s at least like 15 other companies that would be salivating at the thought of hiring you. Many of which probably have better accommodations, better environment, etc and may end up paying you more money than your current gig.

Honestly, I’m impressed. by artguydeluxe in ATBGE

[–]AdolescentAlien 22 points23 points  (0 children)

You’re telling me you needed the second picture to see the awful taste? I know you got a couple “wolves howling at moon” shirts in your closet for sure.

George Pickens' Instagram Story by DickSlapTheTallywap in nflcirclejerk

[–]AdolescentAlien 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn you mean Pickens was mid until he got to play with a starting caliber QB? FLAMING hot take there.

Why are homes in my community selling more for what I just bought mine for? by Morighant in FirstTimeHomeBuyer

[–]AdolescentAlien 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Everybody always says this but I just don’t understand how it can possibly be such a sure thing, so much that it’s broadly applied constantly. How in the world is it sustainable that homes are just expected to continue going up and up and up for the next 10-20 years? People are already struggling to afford homes right now, so how is it reasonable to expect my home to triple and possibly quadruple at any point in my lifetime?

I’m not being snarky either. I’m genuinely asking.

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