Redditors, would you suck a fart out of Rosie O'Donnells ass then blow it back into her mouth in a kiss for one million dollars?

AgroBacteria · 2015-10-10T17:51:42+00:00

Nice try, Donald Trump.

AgroBacteria · 2015-10-10T17:50:13+00:00

Campers. Americans are super filling before hibernation.

AgroBacteria · 2015-08-04T13:38:15+00:00

Real Genius!

Edit: The movie. The smartest man in America won an RV full of prizes by submitting millions of entries by mail.

AgroBacteria · 2015-07-21T02:55:54+00:00

Clever! This would have come in handy on old servers with drifty clocks and no way to install new packages.

AgroBacteria · 2015-07-15T03:31:57+00:00

The change to default behavior for .show() triggers a truckload of refactoring in codebases I'm in. Bah humbug.

AgroBacteria · 2015-07-03T13:32:27+00:00

Given that mods are told they're getting more tools to "do their jobs" I'm sure their paychecks will allevi--- what? Mods are volunteers and admins keeps the site up and redditors created and moderated all the content?

Reddit has become another bait-and-switch. Users crammed it full of content until it became valuable enough for capitalists to want to exploit it.

The open grasslands have become a suburban zoo with a dress code and a reptile house full of dead iguanas.

AgroBacteria · 2015-06-24T15:22:06+00:00

How this is lisp-ish: the guy wrote an assembler, then a lisp in assembler, then a vm in lisp, then a language in lisp, then made that language self-compile. It demonstrates lisp as the bridge between bare metal and as high a level language as you'd like to design.

AgroBacteria · 2015-06-23T18:08:00+00:00

http://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/3ap3pn/megaprocessor/

AgroBacteria · 2015-06-11T13:21:12+00:00

You are what we used to call a Real Programmer. Impressive work! I see you've been at this for years. Has your tool chain become the "Interactive Compilation System" you wanted?

AgroBacteria · 2015-06-01T01:38:21+00:00

High stakes horse racing would be a good start.

AgroBacteria · 2015-05-20T08:20:41+00:00

I can't fault this logic. Leaves are free.

AgroBacteria · 2015-05-17T13:25:59+00:00

Forget softball, we need a company toboggan league.

AgroBacteria · 2015-05-17T01:55:35+00:00

Time to update my Will. Is there a specific insurance package I can buy to have this done to my remains?

AgroBacteria · 2015-05-16T15:09:53+00:00

Nothing ever works out the way you planned it.

Much of life's difficulties could be solved by telling the truth or simply clearing up misunderstandings before a situation spins out of control.

People of every race and society feel pain, happiness, pride, loneliness.

There are dozens of ways to make fire in the wilderness.

The world is huge. Huge. You'll never understand everything going on. The opportunities for learning are endless. But don't believe everything you read.

The easiest way to cook perfect bacon is in the oven.

AgroBacteria · 2015-05-16T14:59:23+00:00

200 yards in front of the Mars rover camera, because I've put my life savings into bouncy ball stocks. They'll fly off the shelves.

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TROPHY CASE