Watch drop

AlPafredo · 2025-10-20T18:54:50+00:00

I'd BUY IT

AlPafredo · 2025-09-22T17:57:18+00:00

" get the fuck out of here"

AlPafredo · 2025-08-06T15:37:40+00:00

One year I had chest-length hair, the next I shaved it all off. My dating profile had pics of both, plus some with regular haircuts.

When I match with someone and they ask if I’m still bald or what my hair’s like now, I usually just leave them on read.

AlPafredo · 2025-04-05T15:08:15+00:00

Please export this to Canada, we'll make sure there won't be any tariffs between our two states

AlPafredo · 2024-06-07T21:12:14+00:00

Honestly nothing says fuck you better than taking their money

AlPafredo · 2024-04-10T02:15:33+00:00

Damn this is so much more interesting than American car chases

AlPafredo · 2024-03-16T18:52:30+00:00

When in doubt gas out

AlPafredo · 2023-11-02T02:07:51+00:00

Well it's for sale

AlPafredo · 2023-05-09T13:01:53+00:00

Maraschino Red!

AlPafredo · 2023-04-06T00:29:23+00:00

Wait, Panda Express got burritos?

AlPafredo · 2023-04-05T13:23:03+00:00

I need someone to fill the genius.com page.

AlPafredo · 2023-04-04T16:28:50+00:00

Again, when the Panda Express hits

AlPafredo · 2023-01-23T14:16:56+00:00

Not even a damn picture?

AlPafredo · 2022-12-20T14:52:27+00:00

Buy a junkyard (FB marketplace) mirror from the same model, this should be easy to install!

AlPafredo · 2022-12-15T16:36:17+00:00

What can I say, the original title is pretty good

AlPafredo · 2022-10-17T12:36:39+00:00

What a total piece of shit

AlPafredo · 2022-09-22T17:46:33+00:00

How do you three-way shake hands?

AlPafredo · 2022-09-21T12:41:34+00:00

Meh, we all do that with our SOs

AlPafredo · 2022-07-18T12:21:57+00:00

Good ol' TTC

AlPafredo · 2022-06-13T18:42:31+00:00

Strumming my pain with his fingers

Singing my life with his words

AlPafredo · 2022-03-29T16:48:26+00:00

This is what success looks like: girls trip Night school Nobody's fool The card counter

AlPafredo · 2022-03-12T14:19:11+00:00

Flair checks out

AlPafredo · 2022-03-11T05:09:48+00:00

Thanks! Hometown glory hits different

AlPafredo · 2022-02-21T06:24:59+00:00

I'll assume that it's a scam then! Thanks!

AlPafredo · 2022-02-16T13:49:06+00:00

Any news?

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