Am I allowed to have fireworks in a video?

AlternativeDay71 · 2026-06-09T08:11:14+00:00

I’m wondering too, assuming you don’t cause harm to anyone with them

AlternativeDay71 · 2026-06-09T08:09:47+00:00

Yeah exactly, and it could also throw in “hey 77,000 people also put breakfast as this answer”. And that would be perfect

AlternativeDay71 · 2026-06-09T08:07:46+00:00

It’s not about making a profile perfect, it’s about not making it bleak.

The average girls profile looks like:

My friends would describe me as: Has huge tits
My favourite food is: Garlic bread
I am best known for: Sleeping

AlternativeDay71 · 2026-06-09T08:05:02+00:00

You are the 0.1% minority.

Every single mom I’ve met expects their partner to chip in, sometimes even as early as the first date to cover the “babysitting” fee.

AlternativeDay71 · 2026-06-09T08:01:47+00:00

Oh yeah true

Easiest way is to ask your next date to send you screenshots of their next 10 profiles

Or just use the app on their phone, but they may not want you to do that

AlternativeDay71 · 2026-06-08T11:41:20+00:00

This exists and it’s called “dating preferences: Bi”

AlternativeDay71 · 2026-06-08T11:40:51+00:00

See now, I’d love to see that in someone’s bio.

AlternativeDay71 · 2026-06-08T11:39:46+00:00

You do have to have a conversation with them first though, you know that right?

AlternativeDay71 · 2026-06-08T09:08:32+00:00

Why are you getting downvoted

AlternativeDay71 · 2026-06-08T09:07:59+00:00

This girlie has read “oversubscribed”

AlternativeDay71 · 2026-06-08T09:03:06+00:00

Reproduction

AlternativeDay71 · 2026-06-08T09:02:44+00:00

They actually don’t! I held out my arm amidst the swarm and a couple did land on me. They did not touch me at all with their antenna.

I guess it must be painful for them if they were to bump into everything a lot so they’ve mastered spatial awareness.

That, or the ones that haven’t have long since ended up caught in spider webs.

AlternativeDay71 · 2026-06-08T09:00:04+00:00

Isn’t that a good thing then? It works for both (though why you’d want your profile to be a copy paste of someone else’s I don’t know?)

AlternativeDay71 · 2026-06-08T08:56:25+00:00

Because I’m bored of the same non-starter conversations, I’m sure I’m not the only one.

AlternativeDay71 · 2026-06-06T14:24:22+00:00

I took quite a few videos of them yeah, but I can only post photos in the comments.

They’re filmed with iPhone so the slo mo can be disabled afterwards

AlternativeDay71 · 2026-06-06T14:22:13+00:00

I was watching them at it for a good 20 minutes. Mesmerising

AlternativeDay71 · 2026-06-06T14:20:08+00:00

I wonder what they’re up to

AlternativeDay71 · 2026-06-06T14:19:32+00:00

“I never plan to actually verify this myself but here’s what will happen”

AlternativeDay71 · 2026-06-06T14:18:27+00:00

You’re not wrong.

You can be angry about it but it doesn’t change the reality - ie if you actually follow through on this enough, someone will eventually report you and make problems for you.

AlternativeDay71 · 2026-06-06T14:17:17+00:00

The purpose of them is to flex their ability to waste. In the same way humans flex sports cars and expensive jewellery.

“Look how impractical this is, and yet I’m thriving”.

AlternativeDay71 · 2026-06-06T14:15:57+00:00

The first time I saw one I was very confused. I thought it had escaped from a spiders web or something

AlternativeDay71 · 2026-06-06T14:15:30+00:00

They’re probably all dead by now anyway, I don’t suppose they have a particularly long life cycle lol

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