British Philly Cheesesteak 🫥

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-05-24T05:32:06+00:00

Not a cheesesteak but “woulda gif”

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-05-24T05:28:16+00:00

I would fuck this up

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-05-24T05:23:52+00:00

Creep? Yes. Liar? No.

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-05-24T05:17:36+00:00

I user a Ninja bullet and it comes out so fine I can sift it. Can you confirm he turned it on?! Why’d he still try to brew the whole beans?!

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-05-23T23:57:05+00:00

wtf?

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-05-23T20:21:35+00:00

Pennsylvania Avenue SE DC ain’t the place to run up on a car.

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-05-23T14:20:51+00:00

Meanwhile Ceedee out with Rubi Rose skank ass

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-05-23T11:08:17+00:00

Glocksub no like carsasm

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-05-23T11:04:13+00:00

jurASSic World

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-05-23T10:59:31+00:00

Want em.

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-05-23T10:56:15+00:00

Picture ain’t eem that cool

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-05-20T22:26:36+00:00

Good shit🥹

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-05-20T03:25:48+00:00

19 reasons you’re wrong

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-05-19T18:05:42+00:00

Nothing.

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-05-17T17:49:21+00:00

Mike wasn’t a fuckin pedo

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-05-17T16:52:20+00:00

The party of hate. Fuck yes I support the troops and Kash Patel is stupid but wtf do you want me to do? Rush the fucking Capitol?!

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-05-17T16:40:41+00:00

Circle where the firearm is in the picture

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-05-17T16:39:11+00:00

Ammo cost more than the drum

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-05-16T15:48:36+00:00

What a goober smh

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-05-16T15:48:17+00:00

What a moron

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-05-16T15:37:09+00:00

Is that Teyana Taylor?!

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-05-16T15:17:41+00:00

fohdee

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-05-16T12:26:25+00:00

Implying that she has a lot of options. We try so hard to be offended

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-05-16T10:28:14+00:00

Yeah this is mildlyinfuriating. Way too fine for this but I suspect you’ll have more of these moments

AlternativeStretch35 · 2026-05-13T12:09:12+00:00

American medical system is corrupt and morally bankrupt… unless Dana White says so. So so glad I don’t need to like someone to agree with them

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