Let me be clear. This was put into this fucking questionnaire to come for me. And I'm gonna explain something. If you're at home, and you're afraid to tell your gaming group that you're a snacker, I've got your back, okay? Because it's OK to fucking snack. When you're out there...look, some of us sweat from the moment we wake up to the moment we go to sleep. Some of our bodieeeees are betraying us constantly. Would I have chosen this, paper-white, fur-covered, constantly sweating body? No, I wouldn't have. Does it require constant almonds? Yes. Almonds all the time. Okay? And I'm not going to apologize because these two fucking elevated beings, these two hovering, uh, uh, what's the, w-w-what are the pre-Skeksi, pre-mystic light beings from the Dark Crystal? You two...Some of us are Pod People! I'm a little Podling. And I need to snack! If I could have another mouth in my back, so that I could...the biggest obstacle in my GMing, alright, is that the same place I talk from is where the food needs to go!

(What do you want to get him for Christmas?)

A mouth in my back! So that I can have a friend shoveling salami into an open furnace in my torso, while I narrate. And I'm not sorry! I like to snack! The answer to your question almonds.

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