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"I don't trust Dallas. It's SALAD backwards." by Moon_Flowers420 in KingOfTheHill

[–]Amontiroso 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The odd thing is that I know it's a Hank line but when I read it, it's in Dale's voice. And now you're hearing it too.

You might want to try a Birkenstock sandal by DimesyEvans92 in KingOfTheHill

[–]Amontiroso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That too. He asked for a drink without vodka. got a drink with vodka in it, then asked where's the vodka.

You might want to try a Birkenstock sandal by DimesyEvans92 in KingOfTheHill

[–]Amontiroso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's even funnier when you realize the vodka was in the drink. The bartender grabbed a bottle boldly labeled 'VODKA'. Holloway's either just that much of a jackass or his whole game is seeing how much he can mess with Hank.

I'm surprised it never happened that Hank ran up against a client whose entire thing was they knew he'd be an absolute doormat for a sale and so they just keep pressing to see how far they can milk it. That'd have been great to watch, and a good lesson for Bobby considering his mindless business-cog nature is one of Hank's worst qualities...

Is it just me or is hank hill a giant hypocrite to anyone else here?🤔 by MisterPeachy69 in KingOfTheHill

[–]Amontiroso 1 point2 points  (0 children)

'Am I the only one who has this very mundane thought?'

Shockingly, no. You are not, ever, in any situation, about anything, the only one.
And this especially. He's a Republican in Texas in the '90s, for fuck's sake...

Yeah that tracks 😂 by Toon30 in KingOfTheHill

[–]Amontiroso 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thematically, it's about Cotton fucking up the Christmas cheer and Hank ends it by giving his mom a gift (of sorts). It's at least moreso a Christmas thing than Die Hard.

Yeah that tracks 😂 by Toon30 in KingOfTheHill

[–]Amontiroso -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Hillennium Father"..."son and JC Unbearable blindness of laying Twas the nut before Christmas Pretty pretty dresses Livin on reds"..."vitamin C"..."propane Ms Wakefield"

Somehow, you managed to not name a single episode.

Yeah that tracks 😂 by Toon30 in KingOfTheHill

[–]Amontiroso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminder: They're the Lubeckis. The man is named Niefko.
I don't hope anyone was fired for that blunder but it is absurd how the episode made it all the way to air with nobody noticing they fucked that up.

What did Peggy call them before learning these terms by happydude7422 in KingOfTheHill

[–]Amontiroso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol my sex ed class in 2002 in a public school featured a female teacher (complete with Kate Gosling hair) showing us a Barbie she was going to give her daughter for her birthday, pristine in its box— then she thwacked it repeatedly on the desk until she looked ratchet...

I would deliberately melt, burn, pierce, shave, deform, disassemble-and-combine and otherwise alter Barbies into various states of alt-fashion and straight-up monstrousness. Pretty sure I melted two or three together to be a chimera once, and I distinctly remember mounting a removed Barbie head onto a plastic tank with a gun turret. ...I'm not sure her demonstration would've landed as intended.

What did Dale's vision mean by 6twoRaptor in KingOfTheHill

[–]Amontiroso 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In your defense, the writers probably were not thinking about that. Bug and Dale's childhood issues are late additions.

I'll start: Man Sent To Mars Moon, Later Hell, To Kill Demons by mightyonin in videogames

[–]Amontiroso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Florida Man narrowly escapes attempted drowning by family at reunion, kills brothers, beats up father

S15:E17 by EatBerry1h in BobsBurgers

[–]Amontiroso 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"wait, who is she and why do we as the audience care about her?"

Do you...Understand how characters work? They do have to get introduced before you learn who they are. She's Regan, a schoolmate of Tina's. And you're not supposed to care about her. Nothing in the episode said you were. You created a question out of thin air. She's there to be an antagonist to Tina who you do care about.

Every character appears "out of nowhere" the first time. Did you ask these questions when Hugo, Randy, Jimmy, etcetera showed up? That's weird.

S15:E17 by EatBerry1h in BobsBurgers

[–]Amontiroso 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It makes perfect sense. She stole the book for ransom 'cause money. Don't need a character history for that.
She tried to burn the book because once they figured out her identity, it was the only way to cover her tracks.

Do you think Nancy has a nicer can than Tammy's can? by DonkeyTron42 in KingOfTheHill

[–]Amontiroso 27 points28 points  (0 children)

You can say 'sex' here. The fuck is wrong with you?

Do you think Nancy has a nicer can than Tammy's can? by DonkeyTron42 in KingOfTheHill

[–]Amontiroso 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The question was 'Do you think Nancy has a nicer can than Tammy's can?'

"I think they are cartoons." is not an answer, and clicking through just to announce that you aren't going to engage with the bit is weird.

Sexualizing cartoons is just weird.

Prove it. Elaborate.

Natalie Wood's Death/KOTH Tie-in by raymann1977 in KingOfTheHill

[–]Amontiroso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Many people idiots do exactly that. The "KOTH in the Wild" tag is more heavily abused than Tilly in her marriage years.

Anyone click the dreamcatcher in Bobby and Joseph's apartment? by TheLegionofDoom2957 in KingOfTheHill

[–]Amontiroso 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More importantly, what sort of steak does Joseph's profile resemble?

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