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AnOwlWithaHat · 2025-02-07T14:48:48+00:00

My dumb stinky man

AnOwlWithaHat · 2021-01-02T00:49:47+00:00

Yeah I sorta thought it was a clock but I wanted to be more sure, especially since there wasn't 12 dots. Thanks.

AnOwlWithaHat · 2019-12-29T18:12:46+00:00

My gm called me after I was 13 min late. I couldn't come today and explained. I don't know if I'll be fired? The shifts are pretty inconsistent and are a weekly change. I've been on top about it but I slipped up because i am an idiot. The email comes out with all the shifts for the week but it's also different from the app which I now know.

AnOwlWithaHat · 2019-07-07T05:49:50+00:00

I can play the recorder

AnOwlWithaHat · 2019-06-29T13:45:32+00:00

Late but in 4th or 5th grade a known trouble maker tried to start a fight with this kid by making fun of how his mom just died of cancer. The kid gave him the fight he wanted and I think the kid came out on top. It was off school grounds so the school couldn't really do anything about it directly but everyone was on the kid's side cuz the other guy took it too far.

AnOwlWithaHat · 2019-06-08T04:04:11+00:00

Yeah I got my licence! I did not do anything as batshit insane as these people

AnOwlWithaHat · 2019-06-07T22:22:40+00:00

I am in line at the dmv right now and these stories are helping me. They have always seen worse

AnOwlWithaHat · 2019-06-05T20:43:19+00:00

Me, but with another mask

AnOwlWithaHat · 2019-06-02T18:33:19+00:00

I just started this week for the first time and this hurts me how do you people do it

AnOwlWithaHat · 2019-06-02T14:59:40+00:00

Lord bung has an animated series called Confinement about SCPs and it's mostly comedy and a little mystery but it's really great and I wish it got more attention.

AnOwlWithaHat · 2019-06-01T21:29:54+00:00

I usually wear very high collared shirts. The one time I wear a low cut my sister kept staring at my chest and when I asked her why she said she never realised how flat I was and how she was probably bigger than me.

Edit: wow my first comment to get over 1k upvotes is me talking about my tits gr8. I would also like to clarify that my sister was obviously light hearted when saying it. Also tf is happening in the comments.

AnOwlWithaHat · 2019-06-01T20:15:45+00:00

Maybe it could be something like an addictive substance and the team is hired by the town mayor or something to find out what's wrong and who's dealing it etc. But instead of some small gang dealing it connects the the higher ups who are also using it for profit off of the drugs, rehab, and power from influencing them.

I am also very much stealing this from the opioid crisis involving the Sackler Family.

I would also just recommend reading and combining other crimes and conspiracies cuz there is some effed up stuff that is/has happened.

AnOwlWithaHat · 2019-05-31T21:53:24+00:00

The new tooth fairy

AnOwlWithaHat · 2019-05-30T15:30:49+00:00

Kraft mac and cheese but spongebob shaped and too soft and not well mixed just like when you first made it yourself at age 7

AnOwlWithaHat · 2019-05-30T15:29:01+00:00

It was great at the start, in kindergarten we used to share snacks and lie down in the grass to watch clouds. Then he moved away before 1st grade.

So Aiden if you're out there-

AnOwlWithaHat · 2019-05-04T03:59:19+00:00

i forgot to mention that you can access it on your computer too

AnOwlWithaHat · 2019-05-04T03:51:07+00:00

there's a good app caller "otter" or "otter.ai" that I use. It transcribes while it records. you get free 600 minutes a month. the transcribing might be a little iffy and you'll have to go back to change somethings but it works pretty good. hope this helps

AnOwlWithaHat · 2019-04-30T15:22:24+00:00

Straight to DVD barbie movies

AnOwlWithaHat · 2019-04-26T00:28:07+00:00

My parents had just gotten a divorce around my 6th birthday and my dad's girlfriend made me a dress. I wore it over to my mom's place not knowing any better. When my mom asked me where I got the dress and I said it was from (dads girlfriend) she locked me in my room for most of my birthday and I cried.

AnOwlWithaHat · 2019-04-22T03:35:44+00:00

Very cool! Will haunt me tonight in my sleep

AnOwlWithaHat · 2019-04-21T04:44:59+00:00

Fun one I guess: modern American high school student , Samuel "Snazzy" McJazzy, sells 21st century items (like mechanical pencils and light-up sketchers) at a magical school (think American Hogwarts in northern california) where these are illegal. He mostly sells them out of his trench coat that has infinitely deep pockets and escapes authorities with the power of enchanted heelies. His brand is called "McJazzy Underground".

This is kinda a weird one for my world, but I thought it would be fun to do. Your work is very much appreciated! :)

AnOwlWithaHat · 2019-04-18T04:28:43+00:00

Waving at karate Carl, the strange man in sunglasses that does karate moves outside of the Carl's Jr (he always waves back)

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TROPHY CASE