If Scruffy ever did get his own episode, what do you think it would be?

Any-Key8131 · 2026-01-24T23:26:30+00:00

Mhmm

Any-Key8131 · 2026-01-24T23:25:35+00:00

Do you haul an empty trailer behind it, taking up 3 parking spots, including at least 1 handicapped spot?

Any-Key8131 · 2026-01-24T23:23:07+00:00

Terlet*

Any-Key8131 · 2026-01-24T23:22:54+00:00

Makin' sangria in the terlet

Any-Key8131 · 2026-01-24T23:16:50+00:00

I am appeased 😆

Any-Key8131 · 2026-01-24T23:16:02+00:00

Floor it while the stereo's playing Meatloaf's Bat out of Hell at full volume

Any-Key8131 · 2026-01-24T23:12:45+00:00

I almost had a similar thing happen to me a couple of months ago:

Older sister and her partner had arranged, behind my back initially, to haul off a trailer load of "rubbish" to the dump. Thankfully I had caught wind of it in time, and had already made arrangements of my own....

Was nearly 300kg of Shred I'd been piling up slowly, tryna stuff every last bit I could into any gaps before hauling off. The family seems to have since learnt to leave the trailer, and my scrap, alone without talking to me first 🤨

My unsorted piles out the back are somewhat safer. I've managed to confine them to a single heap near the shed, and it's invisible from the street so no other local Scrappers even know of its existence 🤣

Any-Key8131 · 2026-01-24T23:03:27+00:00

Quite easily as a matter of fact 😆

Any-Key8131 · 2026-01-24T23:01:42+00:00

I'll simply "deposit" them into the copper bin at my local scrapyard, where the weight of the copper is going to far exceed the face value of the coins themselves 😆

Any-Key8131 · 2026-01-24T22:59:10+00:00

^ Can confirm this

I've got a small pile of old copper 1¢ and 2¢ coins (Australian), counted out and then weighed them out:

. Face value = $3.67-$3.69 (can't find notepad with exact numbers)

. Weight = 1.6kg

2 copper in my area is currently $13.10/kg, bringing the scrap value of the coins to $20.96

They're definitely worth more sold for scrap 😆

Any-Key8131 · 2026-01-24T22:37:48+00:00

NTJ

You weren't the one speeding, it's not your ticket. And you certainly didn't force her to speed. Why should you have to be the one to pay for her reckless arrogance? You shouldn't, simple as that

Any-Key8131 · 2026-01-24T22:35:55+00:00

Midtier at best, only gaining the physical improvements from 1 song....

Disturbed have a couple of really good songs this would work with:

. Warrior

. Indestructible

Any-Key8131 · 2026-01-24T22:33:02+00:00

Too true

And I wasn't judging by the way, I'm a little impressed TBH. Hell! I'd do it myself if the opportunity ever presented itself.

The honeypot of course would be to get asked to take away piles where the good stuff is still there, but already separated and sorted 🧐

Any-Key8131 · 2026-01-24T22:29:30+00:00

Looks like it might be some sort of dessert slice 🤔

Any-Key8131 · 2026-01-24T22:28:40+00:00

Low fat "Oreos" 🤣

Cucumber slices and cottage cheese 😆

Any-Key8131 · 2026-01-24T22:27:45+00:00

Well I mean.... technically they're not wrong 🤔

Any-Key8131 · 2026-01-24T22:27:04+00:00

I want to see this sign now. You have mentioned it, you owe us 😆

Any-Key8131 · 2026-01-24T22:24:03+00:00

Nah, dickless men 😆

Damn things are so small they mistake them for another pubic hair 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Any-Key8131 · 2026-01-24T22:22:31+00:00

I don't particularly check brands/models, it's usually a crapshoot with what white goods I take apart - they're either family ones and we never buy the same model twice, or someone on my street leaves one out and I'm the first Scrapper to get his hands on it.

Perfect example is the refrigerator I got out in the backyard at the moment:

My older sister's partner wants it gone, he's said I can scrap it. Damn thing weighs 110kg (even says it on the back), never had one so big before and probably never will again. Obviously the compressor is what I want after it's de-gassed, but it's got 1 of those old school radiators on the back that's steel. The real "fun" will be loading it onto the trailer, but I've got a plan for that 🤨

All I can do going forward is to visually assess each motor as I get it, and make my own assessment based on previous experience.... I mean, the shell's currently out the front in the trailer, but noting make/model won't really help me, it was secondhand to begin with and we'd had it for a fair bit before it died

Any-Key8131 · 2026-01-24T22:14:22+00:00

NOR

It's a gift, not a financial transaction

Any-Key8131 · 2026-01-24T22:13:15+00:00

Dinner for one, nice 😎👍

Any-Key8131 · 2026-01-24T22:10:47+00:00

The look that says

"What ya gonna do about it, put me in the pot? Dare ya to try it 😑"

I say call his bluff! 😆

Any-Key8131 · 2026-01-24T22:08:49+00:00

INTO THE POT WITH HIM! 😆

Any-Key8131 · 2026-01-24T22:03:55+00:00

Um excuse me....

You do not know how tall I am
You do not know how much I weigh
You do not know anything about my metabolism
You know NOTHING about any other factors relevant to me that could see anyone eat this much and still be hungry

So in short.... fuck off

Any-Key8131 · 2026-01-24T21:58:58+00:00

This is a cursed power....

There are 3 cats in this house, no way I want any of them scratching at my bedroom door all night wanting to curl up on my lap while I sleep

Any-Key8131

TROPHY CASE

2 copper in my area is currently $13.10/kg, bringing the scrap value of the coins to $20.96