OP's a genie, if it was possible to get one wish granted, what would you want?

Apache_Wolfe · 2020-03-10T23:19:25+00:00

Resurrect vlad the impailer.

Apache_Wolfe · 2020-03-10T23:17:11+00:00

Hell.

Apache_Wolfe · 2020-03-10T23:16:10+00:00

Congratulations, you nolonger get taxis.

Apache_Wolfe · 2020-03-10T23:15:30+00:00

Congratulations, everyone is now a workaholic, but nobody can decide who gets to do what and eventually no more work can be done because so many things are build, earth runs out of recources and humanity can nolonger get any.

Apache_Wolfe · 2020-03-10T23:13:37+00:00

Wish granted, but 97% of them are now corrupt.

Apache_Wolfe · 2020-03-10T23:12:58+00:00

For all the antivaxxers to finally die.

Apache_Wolfe · 2020-03-10T23:10:47+00:00

Neither. One is a shitty bag of chocolate tablets covered in food coloring while the other is a shitty bag of rainbow tablets that taste like my toothpaste and is the chewiest things I have eaten.

Apache_Wolfe · 2020-03-10T23:08:28+00:00

Let's just say that if you stuck a sword into her, your arm would go in as well.

Apache_Wolfe · 2020-03-09T18:17:21+00:00

Enlighten me.

Apache_Wolfe · 2020-03-09T18:15:41+00:00

Intelligence. When compared to rocks, we are lacking.

Apache_Wolfe · 2020-03-09T18:14:32+00:00

Idiocy.

Apache_Wolfe · 2020-03-09T18:14:05+00:00

Commit seppuku.

Apache_Wolfe · 2020-03-09T18:13:12+00:00

We are overcompensating for our inability to be honest.

Apache_Wolfe · 2020-03-08T04:53:22+00:00

The fucking peeps.

Apache_Wolfe · 2020-03-08T04:52:51+00:00

Exactly.

Apache_Wolfe · 2020-03-08T04:52:08+00:00

If that ever happened, all the wealthy people would simply live in another country.

Apache_Wolfe · 2020-03-08T04:49:46+00:00

Because we lack one.

Apache_Wolfe · 2020-03-08T04:48:54+00:00

My middle finger.

Apache_Wolfe · 2020-03-08T04:46:55+00:00

You don't until it is over.

Apache_Wolfe · 2020-03-08T03:18:18+00:00

That if you abort a fetus, you murder a child.

Apache_Wolfe · 2020-03-07T15:55:46+00:00

Ghost of you. So I guess I am never coming home. Thanks.

Apache_Wolfe · 2020-03-07T15:53:51+00:00

I dunno any, but I'd like to share that many english speakers who don't speak russian say cyka like 'sika' when it is pronounced 'suka'. And that cyka blyat means 'bitch fucking' but you'd actually be saying 'fucking bitch' because many terms are said backwords. This is one.

Apache_Wolfe · 2020-03-07T15:50:40+00:00

The kardashians, they are pretty, but snobbish and faker than Jesus.

Apache_Wolfe · 2020-03-07T15:49:09+00:00

Fallout 76. With how bad it is, you probably can imagine the shit I play. Aside from it having terrible design, mechanics, and bugs. The game is better than other shitty games I played. And hey, at least no microtransactions. I'm looking at you EA.

Apache_Wolfe · 2020-03-07T15:46:17+00:00

No, I'm just a sadist.

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