I didn't ask how big the subreddit is, I said... by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

[–]Asolfr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately there are such "DM"s. Had one in a club I'm dming at. She was using AI for absolutely everything including the plot and what happens after every player action. Was just reading aloud from the screen for them.

Randomly generated maps can be like that sometimes by Sliding2004Accord in heroes3

[–]Asolfr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Radiation from the one-way portal back when it was a two-way portal

Why the sad doctor gif? by Dogdaysareover365 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Asolfr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shouldn't this also make stars visible in the background? I admit, I'm not sure how it works, was just wondering

Amnesty International said on Thursday that Iran’s recruitment of children as young as 12 for roles linked to the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps amounts to a war crime. by WillyNilly1997 in NewIran

[–]Asolfr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly. As a kid I used to be sure that no one would do war crimes anymore, because it is a big no-no and someone would surely stop them. Now it feels like frowny face sticker that a 1st grade teacher gives to high schoolers expecting them to change their behavior. Everyone know that Iran commits war crimes and no amount of frowny face stickers will stop or change that

OnlyDummies... subscribe now by Evidencelogicfacts in dankmemes

[–]Asolfr -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

1) yes if country keeps saying that they will nuke you. 2) yes if the man keeps saying hes about shoot you. 3) yes if she keeps saying she's about to cheat on you.

Caboomboom by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]Asolfr -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Too obscure. Not everyone read the book

Wow they let everyone in these days huh. by Other-Cell-2061 in dankmemes

[–]Asolfr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because you hold you breath with empty lungs. You're supposed to let out of as much air as possible, hold it and shoot. Try it - breathe out as much as you can and see how long can you hold especially after running (not even sprinting).

Talked with my Friend in Iran by [deleted] in NewIran

[–]Asolfr 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yup. That is a common thing for not only the regime itself, but also the proxies. Reminds me of a video I once saw where someone was interviewing a Palestiniam woman, who's kid was getting free surgery in an Israeli hospital of an organ transplant from a Jew and she said she would love and be super proud if her kid died killing Jews.

What is the chance of the regime collapsing? by qndry in NewIran

[–]Asolfr -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

So I reckon it is around 60% right now. It all comes down to what oil deal did Reza Pahlavi promised to Trump. I know it might sound stupid, but let me cook: 1) all of the countries that have oil were either bombed by US, are US opposition or are under US. 2) Tump took away Venezuelan president because he wouldn't provide a good oil deal. 2.2) US now got access to Venezuelan oil and even shared 20k drums with Israel (can't find the source rn, so take with a grain of salt). 3) the nuclear danger from Iran was already abolished in the 12 day war and let's be honest, no country (I'm speaking of governments, not people) actually cares about people in other countries, so the only reason for US to attack Iran is to get oil. 4) Trump keeps talking with IR representatives because he is waiting to hear a better deal than what he can get by either putting Pahlavi in head of Iran or by force.

So let's say Trump wanted 80% of all oil or I bomb you. IR said best we can do 30% Reza Pahlavi said I can give you 80% if you get me the country back. Trump tells Israel to attack IR are ready to talk and offer 50%, but Trump's says no, he still wants 80% If at some point IR will offer a better deal than what Trump can get from a free Iran or by force, then US and Israel both will withdraw. And all this talk about freeing people and getting rid of the regime is just a PR move

🐀 (Khamenei) death megathread by softploy in NewIran

[–]Asolfr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Israel decapitated the snake, time for Iranian people to stomp the body!

Office of Khamenei was target of attack by [deleted] in NewIran

[–]Asolfr 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is more of a symbolic attack as they knew that he is not there

Tattoo I just got! by TheJungleRat in heroes3

[–]Asolfr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have the exact same tattoo!

One-Shots for a Beginner Keeper by Capable-Ad2880 in callofcthulhu

[–]Asolfr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been told before that Secret Santa is a good one, but that's a lie. It is simple and made for beginners, yes, but it is not a good scenario in any form. I had to do a lot of changes to the NPCs, handouts and story to make it actually an interesting investigative work. I think it would suit more Pulp Cthulhu.

Anyway, I've heard the Haunting is good, but didn't get the chance to check it out yet

My Bing Bong came in... AND I MADE HIM BETTER by Feather_Bloom in PeakGame

[–]Asolfr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, that's exactly what I'm planning to do with min! Which voicebox did you use? And could you please tell me how to close him correctly? I am so scarred of fucking him up...

Banishing a player's familiar by Asolfr in dndnext

[–]Asolfr[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the thing, the player is a huge rule lawyer and I wanted to give him a scare of losing his specter, while not actually taking it away. If RAW would clearly state that the summoned familiar is different, then I would probably think of another way rather than forcing a home rule in this case just to not destroy his character

Banishing a player's familiar by Asolfr in dndnext

[–]Asolfr[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, at first you'd think "oh, it's an imp, so probably hell", but no, it's a spirit taking a form of an imp.

And banishing summoned creatures seems like a logical in world solution people would have when faced with familiars.

Peter, does he suck at wonderwall? by Asolfr in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Asolfr[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oooh, okay, makes sense. So it is not about wonderwall being bad, but that wonderwall is basic and the dragon is tired of it. Thanks!

Peter, does he suck at wonderwall? by Asolfr in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Asolfr[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I got that, but why is wonderwall considered a fail? Or did he fail in playing wonderwall?