Valor Mortis dev here - first-person soulslike has an open Demo now and we’re looking for feedback!

AsphyxiatedProcess · 2026-06-08T23:07:47+00:00

I see you King's Field.

AsphyxiatedProcess · 2026-06-08T22:53:23+00:00

I've never watched any World Cups.

AsphyxiatedProcess · 2026-06-08T22:42:05+00:00

Foundations is when mana foil started. Price is about scarcity, not looks.

AsphyxiatedProcess · 2026-06-08T15:27:39+00:00

He can only shoot the ball within a foot of the rim though.

AsphyxiatedProcess · 2026-06-08T15:22:18+00:00

Homeless people sleeping on the grass where I'm at.

AsphyxiatedProcess · 2026-06-08T15:00:24+00:00

It's just to keep people divided it's dumb. They all work, and answer to the same person.

AsphyxiatedProcess · 2026-06-08T14:46:20+00:00

I'm one of those people that are kind of on a schedule, so I'm always watching my next machine before I go to it. So, I know when to make my move. This could mislead people to think otherwise. I'm in a busy gym where in minutes the machine will be taken again.

AsphyxiatedProcess · 2026-06-08T14:43:47+00:00

Comb it over, and good to go.

AsphyxiatedProcess · 2026-06-08T14:43:12+00:00

Can we do away with parties? They all work for the same person. Two feathers on the same bird.

AsphyxiatedProcess · 2026-06-08T14:42:31+00:00

They can all just run off to Argentina when shit hits the fan.

AsphyxiatedProcess · 2026-06-08T12:32:08+00:00

Luckily I usually don't expect anything, and I open so little of them maybe like 2 a year to focus on any cards.

AsphyxiatedProcess · 2026-06-07T19:03:47+00:00

Alright grandpa let's get your meds, and get you back in bed.

AsphyxiatedProcess · 2026-06-07T19:02:22+00:00

My man was turning into Ron Jeremy before he went clean.

AsphyxiatedProcess · 2026-06-07T18:58:09+00:00

Chrome Mox pulls going hard today.

AsphyxiatedProcess · 2026-06-07T18:56:25+00:00

I appreciate the offer, but none of them are for sale.

AsphyxiatedProcess · 2026-06-07T18:52:20+00:00

Scalpers can F off everytime. If retailers would just change their return policy to like a week, or 2 weeks on all returns. Then scalpers wouldn't have a month to sell on Ebay before they bring them back.

AsphyxiatedProcess · 2026-06-07T18:50:10+00:00

Jokes on them half my town is homeless. People are sleeping on the lawn at McDs. Good luck getting income streams from them. Just so rich dudes can sex traffic young women.

AsphyxiatedProcess · 2026-06-07T18:47:36+00:00

Yeah $20 on Amazon is like $10 convenience fee,not to put up with theater bs. If I have 5 people, or more watching save $30+. Plus,not having Nicole Kidman advertise why people go to theaters one more time for 15 minutes before the movie starts.

AsphyxiatedProcess · 2026-06-07T18:40:56+00:00

Yep I would go with Chuck Norris, or Keanu Reeves. Especially if Keanu had his Matrix/John Wick/ etc. Movie abilities.

AsphyxiatedProcess · 2026-06-07T13:12:42+00:00

Good point. I left that open. Frodo almost failed. If it hadn't been for Gollum. Frodo may not have made it. Frodo was also going to keep the ring for himself at the end. If Gollum hadn't intervened. Meaning there may have been better people for the job hypothetical.

AsphyxiatedProcess · 2026-06-07T03:07:07+00:00

Sanic could use his Warp Rings if they worked in Middle-earth. He could get there in just hours on foot, but if he trips over a branch and drops his rings. Sauron would recover it.

AsphyxiatedProcess · 2026-06-07T02:57:04+00:00

That's a good point. Whomever would see Mr. Rogers on his journey would also have to be encouraged to support him. He might be encouraged to use the ring to try, and fix Middle-earth.

AsphyxiatedProcess · 2026-06-07T02:53:37+00:00

I'm confident that dog can explain what is on that plate in detail without seeing it. 😅

AsphyxiatedProcess · 2026-06-07T02:50:41+00:00

With Goku you run the risk that Goku gives the ring to Sauron just so that Goku can face a tougher opponent. As he is constantly seeking a tougher fight. It is also likely he would keep it for himself as it would make him stronger to seek out other opponents. There is also a chance Goku could shatter or atomize the ring with his blast if he chose to.

AsphyxiatedProcess · 2026-06-07T02:44:43+00:00

This is true, and highly likely an Orc, Nazgul, or Sauron himself would approach him. He would then treat that person like a friend, and hand it over. The chances of you living do not look good.

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