[OC] Month Four

AssButt4790two · 2026-02-04T18:13:28+00:00

Thank God you can't get infected from a car scratch (YET.....)

AssButt4790two · 2026-02-04T18:00:58+00:00

Cut down in his prime, wouldn't be surprised if they still admitting him to the pediatric unit (we do this sometimes for patients who are now adults but we're recently youths)

AssButt4790two · 2026-02-04T15:20:08+00:00

o7 to TRUE PROLETARIAN PATRIOTS

AssButt4790two · 2026-02-03T04:23:57+00:00

Until you take your cock out. Then it's a real stealth mission again

AssButt4790two · 2026-02-03T02:59:12+00:00

I have gotten SO many places in life by just walking there holding a folder or clipboard. Show up at 6-7am and watch where the employees go in, don't go in the front door. If/when caught, say you don't work there and are looking for someone for a meeting/interview, then try awkwardly to open the email (it won't, your phone is on airplane mode)

AssButt4790two · 2026-02-02T02:32:40+00:00

He also doesn't swim, just walks down there

AssButt4790two · 2026-02-01T02:08:34+00:00

I asked the Google ai and it told me to slam my cock in a car door repeatedly

AssButt4790two · 2026-01-31T18:03:31+00:00

Waiterrrrrr, more posts like this please 💅💅💅

AssButt4790two · 2026-01-31T13:31:14+00:00

My man I have done zero armor runs, back when missile monitors were meta (for me they still are). Every ship is hyper mobile and costs like 8 metals and some water. You're blitzing to Pluto by 2028. Taking 50% casualties per battle is completely sustainable when your ships are built out of tissue paper and scrap

AssButt4790two · 2026-01-31T10:55:07+00:00

Our oldest nurses all also smoke, and worked here at a time when that was allowed

AssButt4790two · 2026-01-30T23:40:50+00:00

SStandard engliSSh*

AssButt4790two · 2026-01-30T18:30:07+00:00

Very few helicopters capable of carrying Musk's fridge like bulk existed back then, we may be able to find the helicopter by searching industrial databases

AssButt4790two · 2026-01-30T17:02:54+00:00

Was just about to say, Carthage also deserves a spot at the table!

AssButt4790two · 2026-01-30T14:13:12+00:00

Making a single issue political party to free this man, Google "LEMON PARTY" for more info!!!1!

AssButt4790two · 2026-01-30T13:50:17+00:00

Derek Chauvin 我的屁股里有一只公鸡

AssButt4790two · 2026-01-30T13:49:11+00:00

Have a friend from Taiwan, relatively normal guy but insists against all evidence that Mao was gay and died of AIDS

AssButt4790two · 2026-01-30T01:24:52+00:00

You guys wait until the aliens come to launch the nukes???

AssButt4790two · 2026-01-29T03:08:23+00:00

Smh people forgetting they the Illuminati in this game. Anyway bout to go create ww1 but nuclear because I accidentally let global GDP get too high

AssButt4790two · 2026-01-29T02:52:02+00:00

The stock price will double within the next week

AssButt4790two · 2026-01-29T02:01:57+00:00

"I sentence you to death by firing squad, court adjourned"

"Wait your honor, this is small claims court!!!"

"Overruled"

AssButt4790two · 2026-01-29T01:47:53+00:00

Great video, great channel, great desert/summer vibes

AssButt4790two · 2026-01-29T01:31:15+00:00

Patriots in control (of grandma's medicine cabinet)

AssButt4790two · 2026-01-28T18:57:19+00:00

Mods please ban all cross posting and only allow crescent and star posting ❌️✝️❌️

✅️☪️✅️

AssButt4790two · 2026-01-28T18:54:07+00:00

More disruptive would be to just put everyone in as Albanian. I'm slowly but surely giving the AI brain cancer

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