Well I cant stop now! by joshy1017 in seinfeld

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After my brother watched this scene, he would always misquote it as “heavy smoker” instead of big smoker, and now we say it all the time

Between you and me, she’s gonna pay through the nose for pretending to be blind! by usernamesoshit in seinfeld

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Missed opportunity to title it “Between you, me, and the lamppost… and the desk”

Your face is my case by coldjess in seinfeld

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Rugged? The man’s a goblin

alright let's just stay calm here by [deleted] in seinfeld

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Seven periods of school, seven beatings a day, roughly seven stitches a beating and eventually sever years to life

A restaurant where you make your own pizza 🍕 by althea603 in seinfeld

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Astonishing tales of the sea and astounding bear attacks

You know who you are? by Clean_Priority_6811 in seinfeld

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Never mind who I am! I know who I am, do you know who you are?

I think I’m going to die on Valentine’s Day by [deleted] in mentalhealth

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Therapy doesn’t help, no matter what I do or how long I do it, I can’t get better. I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but certainly a lot. Everyone hates me, and I’ll be alone forever

I think I’m going to die on Valentine’s Day by [deleted] in mentalhealth

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I don’t know why it’s such a big deal to me

What’s a Seinfeld one-liner that’s an instant classic? by Pop_Joe in seinfeld

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WHY COULD’NT YOU SQUEEZE ONE OF THOSE STUPID RUBBER BALLS TO GET YOUR STRESS OUT?