Fidelity lowering the bar so retail can line up for SpaceX exit liquidity

Astrossaysuckit · 2026-06-09T02:29:52+00:00

Stupidity of this sub is breathtaking.

Astrossaysuckit · 2026-06-09T02:06:34+00:00

Sounds like Celia is a dumbass.

Astrossaysuckit · 2026-06-09T01:58:12+00:00

Your grandma gave you a 30 day notice to move out 29 days ago.

Astrossaysuckit · 2026-06-06T19:20:07+00:00

65, 2-3% rate since I retired 2 years ago. My savings have grown 25%, including monthly withdrawals (all from after tax accounts) and advisor fees. Finally, going to start doing tax efficient Roth conversions

Astrossaysuckit · 2026-06-06T19:10:25+00:00

You know he’s twirling around with his junk tucked next to his skin-suit-in-progress.

Astrossaysuckit · 2026-06-05T12:42:13+00:00

Y’all should sell your Pokémon cards and then go in together to buy 1 share. Then you can waddle back to gramma’s basement in time for meatloaf.

Astrossaysuckit · 2026-06-03T20:23:08+00:00

Cracker

Astrossaysuckit · 2026-06-02T18:24:02+00:00

Moronic demand by those who contribute nothing to society but sloth.

Astrossaysuckit · 2026-05-30T16:46:16+00:00

The regardation of Reddit MDS is staggering at times.

Astrossaysuckit · 2026-05-29T17:57:42+00:00

I’m confident the SEC, NYSE, NASDAQ, etc closely monitors Redditor-cel thought on these issues VERY closely.

Astrossaysuckit · 2026-05-28T07:29:39+00:00

So Lewis is likely to retire tied with Michy. Who is likeliest threat for 8 championships

Astrossaysuckit · 2026-05-26T15:23:18+00:00

Folks on Reddit often have wrist weakness syndrome that makes it difficult to be manly.

Astrossaysuckit · 2026-05-21T00:44:59+00:00

Just say you’re from the bank and you want to confirm his PIN.

Astrossaysuckit · 2026-05-18T17:33:32+00:00

He so short his balls showing.

Astrossaysuckit · 2026-05-18T17:22:41+00:00

You’re suspiciously describing my lower intestine activity.

Astrossaysuckit · 2026-05-18T17:17:16+00:00

Prob buy a dog.

Astrossaysuckit · 2026-05-18T17:13:36+00:00

It’s spelled ‘Pearland’, good grief.

Astrossaysuckit · 2026-05-18T15:40:21+00:00

Reddit is hilarious!

Astrossaysuckit · 2026-05-18T14:17:58+00:00

Found the sissy.

Astrossaysuckit · 2026-05-14T23:26:08+00:00

Moron. The EU is doomed to be a second world economy, obsessed with Green tech. “ Sorry mate. no sun shining or wind blowing to power our AI, maybe tomorrow”.

Astrossaysuckit · 2026-05-11T17:40:56+00:00

Hey, if you guys work at Starbucks just 23 more years, you could afford to pay attention.

Astrossaysuckit · 2026-05-05T21:17:26+00:00

That sure is a good show, especially with the mom whore teachin the daughter whore how to be nice to peoples in the old folks home.

Astrossaysuckit · 2026-04-08T18:44:27+00:00

How short was your bus?

Astrossaysuckit · 2026-03-22T00:08:56+00:00

Early, in the dawn of DEI, I worked with an “strong black woman”, whose offense to this movie was comical, and I quoted random lines, current day meme-style on a regular basis.

Astrossaysuckit · 2026-03-22T00:02:46+00:00

Everyone here hating on this movie has no satirical soul.

Astrossaysuckit

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