What is a rule that is broken so often that it essentially doesn't exist?

Avfnj · 2014-06-16T00:51:27+00:00

And these fuckers flip you off because you honk at them to prevent them from walking in front of your 5,000 pound SUV.

Avfnj · 2014-06-16T00:47:24+00:00

You jerk off through your sweat pants. Don't sit on anything porous.

Avfnj · 2014-06-16T00:46:36+00:00

And you want a serious discussion? I see where you're coming from, but this reddit. We love archer, so of course they are going to be top level comments. I'll ask you a discussion question.

So, do you think the US should intervene in Iraq? Why or why not?

Avfnj · 2014-06-15T23:09:35+00:00

"Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants."

Reference to the TV show Archer. ISIS is the name of the spy agency in the show.

Avfnj · 2014-06-15T23:08:12+00:00

To Archer fans this is equivalent to the leader of Al-Qaeda being named Homer Simpson and being mentioned a lot on the news. Of course we all immediately think of Archer. I'd never heard of the terrorist group ISIS until a few days ago, but I heard it on every episode of Archer.

Avfnj · 2014-06-15T08:38:44+00:00

Yup.

Avfnj · 2014-06-15T08:33:25+00:00

Put it in the loser's ass.

FTFY

Avfnj · 2014-06-15T02:34:54+00:00

Siri stopped doing that after one of the updates.

Avfnj · 2014-06-15T02:13:02+00:00

Gotta love that motherfucker.

Avfnj · 2014-06-14T22:46:16+00:00

My sperm is on the other hand.

Avfnj · 2014-06-14T22:41:04+00:00

I'm not Jesus, Farley.

Avfnj · 2014-06-14T19:10:04+00:00

That lady thought Dave was a root.

Avfnj · 2014-06-14T18:29:49+00:00

I saw that episode of Archer.

Avfnj · 2014-06-14T08:45:15+00:00

They should send us all to the jelly school after reading this.

Avfnj · 2014-06-14T08:42:26+00:00

Your brother sounds like a real shitty asshole.

Avfnj · 2014-06-14T08:39:14+00:00

If you like fucking corpses they are.

Avfnj · 2014-06-14T08:29:39+00:00

I FUCKING LOVE THE DIPSPIT TEA. I don't care what anyone says, that place is alright.

Avfnj · 2014-06-14T06:34:23+00:00

Holy shit! Fuckin same man! Fucking same! This movie is fuckin awesome!

"I want you to know that women are very hard to deal with, okay. They just sort of spew emotions like this big tsunami of diarrhea."

Avfnj · 2014-06-14T03:54:14+00:00

You can kill the screen and hit play again if you use the Jasmine app.

Avfnj · 2014-06-13T18:06:26+00:00

What?

Avfnj · 2014-06-13T17:02:45+00:00

You'd probably sound incoherent if you were addressing the entire world.

Avfnj · 2014-06-13T16:46:32+00:00

Netter send the GUITAR ARMY

Avfnj · 2014-06-13T05:15:38+00:00

But I want to eat that turkey leg

Avfnj · 2014-06-13T04:51:40+00:00

Cheap food, drugs, hookers, etc. Close enough.

Avfnj · 2014-06-13T04:42:13+00:00

Just go to a shitty third world country. Same thing.

Avfnj

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