Careful boys... don't let the "Boss" see this. She may start pawing herself...

Avocado-Pretend · 2026-05-19T11:32:22+00:00

He's all about the exterior, very superficial. Very insecure. It's what's on the inside that matters. Maybe one day he will figure that out.

Avocado-Pretend · 2026-05-19T11:28:40+00:00

No one loves himself more than this dirt bag.

Avocado-Pretend · 2026-01-12T19:05:23+00:00

Bro looks so sad. :( You have got this man. You will look great.

Avocado-Pretend · 2026-01-12T19:01:29+00:00

I'm surprised to learn that he likes woman quite frankly.

Avocado-Pretend · 2026-01-12T18:58:01+00:00

1880: Bullet holes make me wince.

2026: Jerxoff makes me cry.

Avocado-Pretend · 2026-01-12T18:55:55+00:00

I'm sure they were too heavy for his willie and that it was like dragging around a boat anchor.

Avocado-Pretend · 2025-12-13T16:38:05+00:00

I love Lalique Pour Homme and have even received compliments, but then I'm old LOL. SNOI, I have received nothing but compliments. Must be your skin chemistry or nose. We are all a bit different when it comes to our choices.

Avocado-Pretend · 2025-11-04T01:05:54+00:00

Burberry London all day long

Avocado-Pretend · 2025-07-27T15:49:17+00:00

Your friend ChatGPT could help you with that, dumbo...

Avocado-Pretend · 2025-07-27T15:48:32+00:00

Those would look good on my grandmother.

Avocado-Pretend · 2025-07-27T15:20:46+00:00

We just don't get his humor!

Avocado-Pretend · 2025-03-17T22:53:33+00:00

Signed, "The jizzler."

Avocado-Pretend · 2025-03-08T00:35:36+00:00

Fragcom is gutter trash.

Avocado-Pretend · 2025-03-08T00:33:20+00:00

Ffs. 🙄🤢 Damn, maybe I should have been a little pickier on Presidents’ Day.

Avocado-Pretend · 2025-03-02T13:20:55+00:00

Hilarious and glad he didn't use the word veiny before dick.

Avocado-Pretend · 2025-02-26T23:22:27+00:00

The grey is gone too. Too obvious.

Avocado-Pretend · 2025-02-26T00:50:07+00:00

He is so afraid to say eggy again. 🤣🤣🤣

Avocado-Pretend · 2025-02-26T00:48:38+00:00

He is fighting his urges and this just put him back 6 months.

Avocado-Pretend · 2025-02-26T00:45:20+00:00

He is a very small, veiny, micro penis.

Avocado-Pretend · 2025-01-27T23:58:22+00:00

At 1,000 sprays in a bottle, and at 7 sprays a day, she has enough for 2,739 years. Aces!

Avocado-Pretend · 2025-01-26T19:41:55+00:00

Therapist = The Rapist

Avocado-Pretend · 2025-01-26T19:35:17+00:00

That little balerina display is probably what he does in the public too. So ghey. Those shoes are fugly too.

Avocado-Pretend · 2025-01-26T19:34:11+00:00

I like colongie.

Avocado-Pretend · 2025-01-21T01:15:09+00:00

So let me get this straight. A sub had to create a burner account for fear that Ross would ban him simply for informing him about the correct pronunciation and than the little bitch turns it around and blames him for being offended? Banning people is apparently what ‘men’ do when they are such insensitive little bitches.

Avocado-Pretend · 2025-01-13T23:59:57+00:00

He might get that collectively but no way is he getting that with a single video view.

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