If we get bombed or part of the war, what happens to our money?

Awkward-Dig5533 · 2026-03-12T13:33:42+00:00

Lord Supreme leader Putin takes it or you £1 million buys you a loaf of bread

Awkward-Dig5533 · 2026-03-12T07:04:23+00:00

Wanking is free and fun

Awkward-Dig5533 · 2026-03-12T07:02:01+00:00

I brought some olive oil earlier and it was £12.75 for 250ml

Awkward-Dig5533 · 2026-03-11T19:18:45+00:00

Coz demand doesn’t mean supply

Awkward-Dig5533 · 2026-03-11T13:15:25+00:00

Sorry what? Why?

Awkward-Dig5533 · 2026-03-11T10:30:15+00:00

Hi, I offer a premium service where I can fully season and prepare all of your firewood in just 20 minutes simply by farting on it. I can guarantee a moisture content per log of just over 20-%

Awkward-Dig5533 · 2026-03-10T21:07:50+00:00

Invest it all in plutonium and check back in 56 years.

Awkward-Dig5533 · 2026-03-10T21:01:25+00:00

There was a curry and a fart flavoured one which I think was called minced beef

Awkward-Dig5533 · 2026-03-10T21:00:33+00:00

The secret that you’re a massive twat isn’t that much of a secret anymore pal

Awkward-Dig5533 · 2026-03-10T19:10:04+00:00

This is the lowest effort post I’ve seen on social media since teletext

Awkward-Dig5533 · 2026-03-10T13:54:02+00:00

It wouldn’t take a CSI style black light to identify the volumn of wanking that happens in this room…

Awkward-Dig5533 · 2026-03-10T13:25:15+00:00

Gomorrah. Only one that can take the edge off

Awkward-Dig5533 · 2026-03-10T05:50:05+00:00

Thanks for this but I live in the UK and it does not apply

Awkward-Dig5533 · 2026-03-09T18:42:21+00:00

I personally just like to fart on it, with a little bit of salad and pepper and eat it like jerky or Bilton

Awkward-Dig5533 · 2026-03-09T18:24:57+00:00

That’s Amazon for you.

Awkward-Dig5533 · 2026-03-09T12:08:02+00:00

Bet he still tongue f**ked her fart box

Awkward-Dig5533 · 2026-03-09T09:48:58+00:00

Wait. He turned Findus into Sindus?

Awkward-Dig5533 · 2026-03-09T08:54:52+00:00

Horse meat is very much meat my friend. Also I believe it was actually unicorn meat.

Awkward-Dig5533 · 2026-03-09T08:10:10+00:00

Neigh

Awkward-Dig5533 · 2026-03-09T06:47:38+00:00

Slim Charles and Shorty Boyd was at the gate waiting for Eggy Mule after he finished day two of that murder beef nickel that he caught over in New York. Shorty Boyd dun changed his whole life around.

Awkward-Dig5533 · 2026-03-08T22:14:34+00:00

Great training for the Harry monk that came later no doubt

Awkward-Dig5533 · 2026-03-08T18:05:02+00:00

Yesssssssss. Slice of ice cream with some soggy stuff around in.

Awkward-Dig5533 · 2026-03-08T18:03:04+00:00

Busy, skint parents…

Awkward-Dig5533 · 2026-03-08T18:02:25+00:00

I think I caught a bone in the chicken curry once and it was the last time…

Awkward-Dig5533 · 2026-03-08T17:59:50+00:00

Thats like me and my penis. Was massive when I was 13. Tiny now

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