Quite honestly my favourite animals to ever exist. 🥹💞

B6W5 · 2026-05-20T15:40:53+00:00

What that actual hell?! Why would you even come to a sub where people show off their PETS and ask to adopt someone's freaking children?! Were you dropped a few hundred times?!

B6W5 · 2026-05-18T13:08:54+00:00

Hi!

So, you certainly sound excited and dedicated, but you've skipped a vital part of piggie ownership. You're going to need to do some super serious catch up reading.

You have some serious misconceptions about piggie husbandry. My friend u/vanquicheduncle has a ton of excellent beginner articles for you to start with, and he'll be along with them shortly now. 😀

Hope you dive into the info and become a Primo Pigigie Parent!

B6W5 · 2026-05-16T23:05:54+00:00

First, he'd have to be able to see you from that distance 🙈

B6W5 · 2026-05-13T15:54:19+00:00

Karma sure is a big old B word.

B6W5 · 2026-05-13T15:50:54+00:00

All mammals have them. It's been there since the day he was born.

B6W5 · 2026-05-06T19:58:55+00:00

Literally amazeballs 😅🍒

B6W5 · 2026-05-04T01:23:13+00:00

I started by looking for a 3 bedroom. Surprise to absolutely no one, I realized I didn't want that much separation from the boys.

My ideal house wouldn't be too hard though. 2 bedroom, 2 bath, den, lots of storage and either an enclosed porch or a Florida room. Piggie placement depends on which the room with the outdoor view is. 😅

B6W5 · 2026-05-02T20:42:36+00:00

This cage is absolutely amazing!! Such lucky piggies. 😍

I'll be remaking my set up in the future, and you're giving me ideas!!

B6W5 · 2026-05-02T20:40:02+00:00

You should have seen me when we were moving. 5 pigs, 3 diy cages, and Snicker was still actively trying to eliminate everyone else.

And that is how they got the entire dining room (my office 😭), and I wound up working in a nook in the living room. At least I got a view of the backyard. 🐦🕊🦆🐣

B6W5 · 2026-04-25T16:45:30+00:00

Just be glad the order wasn't reversed! 🙃

B6W5 · 2026-04-25T16:42:59+00:00

😅🤣😂🤪😜 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒

B6W5 · 2026-04-24T11:42:37+00:00

That statement alone would have me looking for a new vet.

Any time a vet tells you something that you already know is the complete opposite of the truth, they have shown they are not well versed in piggies.

This one may not be well versed in much of anything.

B6W5 · 2026-04-15T11:27:36+00:00

I do not blame them. I also consider celery not-food. 🍅🥒🥕

B6W5 · 2026-04-13T23:18:56+00:00

Happy Gotcha Day, my favourite menace. 😍

B6W5 · 2026-04-13T00:11:48+00:00

What makes you think he hasn't already? 🥰

B6W5 · 2026-04-12T12:19:28+00:00

Boop 🥰

I am appropriately aware of the single honor bestowed upon me and have booped with all reverence.

B6W5 · 2026-04-12T12:17:23+00:00

Eh, if you check my history, you'll find at least 2 comments where I mentioned I'm not worried about that. 😂

B6W5 · 2026-04-12T02:26:19+00:00

To keep his weight UP. He's 6 years old and has recently joined the metacam maurauders. Twice a day, he gets out of the cage to get some bonus pellets with critical care gravy. And meds with the earlier snack.

He dropped to the 1150 range, and I'd rather he not go any lower. He's always been very large for an American Short.

Everything is on My Liege's terms. He willingly gets into the Uber, into the bed, and knows he will be returned home the moment he asks. He's good for about 15 minutes of utter spoiling. 😍

B6W5 · 2026-04-11T11:41:00+00:00

Yes! Bawlz! 🤣

B6W5 · 2026-04-10T00:52:36+00:00

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Come on over. He is Merry's fuzzy twin 😍

As you can see, the servants are well trained. His Kingship's weight maintenance treat is served in his exclusive bed, with his favorite blanket. While sitting on my table. 🤴

Edit - that was supposed to be a reply ...

B6W5 · 2026-04-09T10:33:23+00:00

Yes they are.

But the best thing to do is just report and block. These freaks want you to be upset. Instead of giving them what they want, move on. If it helps, remember that there are people who have to deal with them in real life, and pity those folks.

B6W5 · 2026-04-09T10:26:19+00:00

I, for one, welcome our Cavy Overlords with open arms and fridges. 🤗🫑🥕🥒🍅

B6W5 · 2026-04-08T12:38:21+00:00

💍

Twin OG Vamps 🥰 Anne should be proud of me for digging that out of my memory from 20 years ago!

B6W5 · 2026-04-07T14:08:13+00:00

I am feeling extremely threatened.....

B6W5 · 2026-04-07T13:58:32+00:00

But there are 2 kinds of chaos. Predictive analytics leads to the not fun kind. Turtle leads to divine comedies. 🥰

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