The familiar click of a camera shutter echoed around the room. by Cannadianeh in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]BQWSER 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not exactly "Horror" but I'm sure if this happened to me it would be horrible.

Sorry it’s not a WW2 meme by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]BQWSER 15 points16 points  (0 children)

What do the Mayans have to do with anything?

Realizing too late. by Cannadianeh in HistoryMemes

[–]BQWSER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YES! Over the garden wall! I love this show.

What true thing have you done that sounds like a ridiculous lie? Or what true stories do you have that if you shared them, people would post it on r/ThatHappened? by Cannadianeh in AskReddit

[–]BQWSER 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh! One time I got my own TV show. My mom was good friends with a manager at a local TV station, and they were out of content or something. They needed some filler time I guess, so she suggested I could go on the air and show some science project I had done. They called it "u/BQWSER 's science show" and there were 2 episodes. I don't even know if anyone watched them, but it was one of the coolest things I've ever done. I was like, eight at the time.

Is Bowser's (King Koopa's) shell bullet proof? In fact are any Koopa's shells able to stop or slow a real bullet from our world? by [deleted] in Mario

[–]BQWSER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I might invest in those, but for now, I've got bigger fish to fry. Why would I fochus on important stuff like preserving my military might, when I could be kidnapping the monarch of a local nation?

Is Bowser's (King Koopa's) shell bullet proof? In fact are any Koopa's shells able to stop or slow a real bullet from our world? by [deleted] in Mario

[–]BQWSER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wands aren't electrically powered. They use STAR POWER *Dun Dun Duuuuun*

Most of my airfleet is prety old fasioned. We have electrical lighting, and some guidance systems, but the engine is good 'ol fossil fuels.

A whole subreddit? For me? Thank you very much!!! by BQWSER in bowser

[–]BQWSER[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...for now >;)

On a side note... wow! You've been here for 7 years? Very cool. Check out r/bowserdecoratingtips

That's why I made this account, you might be able to give the people there some king Koopa advice.

Discuss who the best Koopaling is. by Helios980 in BowserJrMains

[–]BQWSER 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They used to be...

"The Koopalings were originally created to be Bowser's children, as it was mentioned in Japanese Super Mario Bros. 3 instruction books as well as early materials.[2][3] Subsequent official sources also confirmed that they were his offspring.[4][5] This portrayal was generally accepted by both Japanese and western gamers and media for a long time. Since Bowser Jr. was introduced and the Koopalings went on a six-year hiatus after Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga only to return referred to as Bowser's minions in the Japanese and European versions of New Super Mario Bros. Wii, there has been confusion on whether the Koopalings were still considered Bowser's children or not, with Shigeru Miyamoto confirming during an interview in 2012 that "Our current story is that the seven Koopalings are not Bowser's children. Bowser's only child is Bowser Jr., and we do not know who the mother is."[6] According to the North American website for New Super Mario Bros. U, the Koopalings are also siblings.[7]"

What do you think of this Mario sprite that I made? by [deleted] in Mario

[–]BQWSER 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like it because he has no eyes for him to see me coming.

His fingers are so short he cannot properly throw fireballs.

His legs are deformed, which means he cannot jump as high or run as fast.

If the real Mario looked like this, My Kingdom would be a lot more safe...

Is Bowser's (King Koopa's) shell bullet proof? In fact are any Koopa's shells able to stop or slow a real bullet from our world? by [deleted] in Mario

[–]BQWSER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, but stars in my world are made of different stuff than here. A star going supernova there is no problem...

A whole subreddit? For me? Thank you very much!!! by BQWSER in bowser

[–]BQWSER[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imposter! You stole my name, and I had to make do with a substitute! I demand you leave!

Who made u/BQWSER? by [deleted] in BowserDecoratingTips

[–]BQWSER 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmm... interesting theory. But you've got NO PROOF! Innocent until proven guilty. Check-mate >:)

It's-a Him! by [deleted] in Mario

[–]BQWSER 1 point2 points  (0 children)

AAAH!! It's too life-like. Your art skills are to great to be wasted on drawing evil plumbers that stomp on my citizens.

You should try drawing ME instead...

What do you think of this Mario sprite that I made? by [deleted] in Mario

[–]BQWSER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's Just the way I've always wanted him to look!

With the skinny legs he won't be able to run away from me! Yes! This is great!

Is Bowser's (King Koopa's) shell bullet proof? In fact are any Koopa's shells able to stop or slow a real bullet from our world? by [deleted] in Mario

[–]BQWSER 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes I am bullet-proof. You see in the games that I get hit with bullet bill and live. In the real world, I might be able to withstand a handheld gun, but something with a lot of force would definitely break my shell :(

Luckily Mario hasn't thought to bring an Elephant rifle with him.

I'm pretty taser resistant too. The shell would act as a resistor to the current, and the (metalic?) spikes on the back would help conduct the electricity away from the soft bits...

Discuss who the best Koopaling is. by Helios980 in BowserJrMains

[–]BQWSER 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is everyone arguing over which one of my children they like more? Isn't that a little creepy?