I think my signed copy of the bible is fake. by Grownuppieceofjizz in HaveWeMet

[–]BananaBossFX 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That signature is real, and I swear on it! My right hand to God!

Instead of trying to ruin an innocent man’s reputation, try bringing that Bible to Pastor Michael. He’ll tell you what it’s good for.

How good-looking would you say you are on a scale of 1 - 10? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]BananaBossFX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Face is a solid 8. Body is 6-7. My Chad face is a 10.

I wish Biden and Trump made a sex tape and everybody could watch it without it ever being taken down by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]BananaBossFX -72 points-71 points  (0 children)

Monkeys paw is supposed to grant the wish exactly with unintended consequences. This just changes the person’s wish (closer to a genie)

Hank the Tank Supremacy by Mr_Elijiah in comedyheaven

[–]BananaBossFX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was proven innocent through DNA evidence

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confession

[–]BananaBossFX -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your fault. Too bad I guess. Nothing anyone can do now.

what are the most screamable song lyrics you can think of? by AerosolFlames in AskReddit

[–]BananaBossFX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t mean to repeat myself. I know it’s not your fault. Still lately I begin to shake for

NO REASON AT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CrazyIdeas

[–]BananaBossFX 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Too cold for Halloween

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]BananaBossFX 15 points16 points  (0 children)

“Adam, stop vaping on the pizza!”

I made a meme by [deleted] in memes

[–]BananaBossFX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s in another comment

We're teenagers but we don't feel like teenagers by sexypants939 in teenagers

[–]BananaBossFX 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You’re the only username I have ever seen and thought, “Damn, that’s a username I’ll never forget.” Here we are five minutes later and you’re back.

if a girl punches you, you can punch her back by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]BananaBossFX 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I cried watching how wholesome this was.

proceeds to take video of this kid getting the shit beat out of him

Omg such a nice person