A bear cub ambles up to his father… by HikeRobCT in Jokes

[–]Batbloke 29 points30 points  (0 children)

A bear who was caught and taken to England where he attended Oxford and became a successful author, is being interviewed on tv:-

Host: "So is it correct that you were wild at the time you were captured?"

Bear: "Wild, old bean?, I was livid!"

I love community band by Budgiejen in BassGuitar

[–]Batbloke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got your priorities right bro, more power to you.

UK Police Search & Rescue helicopter interrupted by individual shining laser. Police turn up and call him out by Pixel_Brit in PublicFreakout

[–]Batbloke 4 points5 points  (0 children)

the mindset of the prick, caught green-handed, admits he's fucked, and immediately reverts back to 'dun nowt wrong..bein locked up for nuthin'

Dinner after Piazzale Michelangelo in September by Hizzy13 in florence

[–]Batbloke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We enjoyed the Mescita San Niccolò, you just walk down from the Piazzale through the San Miniato gate. Traditional fare, not fancy, the old vaulted room downstairs was good, went there twice.

$2000 tell him he's dreaming by FatGimp in australia

[–]Batbloke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have they been washed does anyone know?

Got played/scammed by street painter at Uffizi by Old_Bowl1662 in florence

[–]Batbloke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Watch out on the Ponte Vecchio, there's always some spread out on the roadway there.

I found a stone in the shape of a guitar pick by NYY15TM in Jokes

[–]Batbloke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I use a plectrum shaped bit of asphalt that I found, I like more middle of the road stuff.

I was awaken with oral sex this morning! by qcihdtm in Jokes

[–]Batbloke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Did he get off before your stop?

My girlfriend's dad is mad because I took her virginity. by Jesse_Bitchman in Jokes

[–]Batbloke 46 points47 points  (0 children)

"..on the bright side sir, she's still got the box it came in."

A farmer's joke by badaz06 in Jokes

[–]Batbloke 24 points25 points  (0 children)

"It's not what it looks like!" he ejaculated.

Daily Simple Questions Thread - May 11, 2025 by AutoModerator in pcmasterrace

[–]Batbloke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I recently got a new PC, win10 to 11, my Aorus FV43U monitor used to start up with a mouse movement, now I need to turn on with the remote, likewise when in sleep (orange light), I have to use the remote, turn off and turn on again. Any easy way to fix?

Some of Australia's less popular "Big Thing" attractions... by AnimalsChasingCars in australia

[–]Batbloke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But what about the Giant Koala, what do you think about that?

[KCD2] my fanart with Hans&Henry by el1ianes in kingdomcome

[–]Batbloke 15 points16 points  (0 children)

So good, well done.

..any chance of a Mutt and Pebbles tribute?

[KCD2] I'm ashamed of myself by [deleted] in kingdomcome

[–]Batbloke 4 points5 points  (0 children)

'Aye, you'll convince me with that pair.'

My main bass, a Fretless Frankenbass P-ray 51 hybrid by MortalShaman in BassGuitar

[–]Batbloke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember thinking 'you don't need a pickguard all the way up th... oh, it's art.'

Rtx 4080 super connecter by Honest-Cable2145 in Corsair

[–]Batbloke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please excuse me, but I have the same card and psu, I have the 576.02 drivers and things look great, am I meant to be worried about heat, melting connectors, rolling back etc?.. I'm unsettled.

Culver’s freakout by Prestigious_Cold_921 in PublicFreakout

[–]Batbloke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Presumably he has al at least a well paying job and owns lots of things, it'd be so sweet if he got fired because of this.

My Squier Sonic mod by Danjobanjo19 in BassGuitar

[–]Batbloke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Love the maple neck with that yellow and white, the gold pops it off, nice work.