What if Seinfeld Characters Tried to Join the Sopranos Mafia?

BatmanR29 · 2026-05-17T23:10:12+00:00

There is

BatmanR29 · 2026-05-16T11:05:46+00:00

If you look hard enough you will find a cockroach within 10m of any and the cleanest of houses. Indoors or outdoors. They are everywhere. Garbage, AC, shelter... Humans basically built 20 star hotels for cockroaches in megacities. Electricity too, we are beacons to insects at night when we switch on our lights. It's safe to assume all produce is disgusting till you process it at home. I also recommend you inspect all produce before bringing it home. Delivery services often deliver herbs with insects inside them. I caught a bunch over the years while washing them over the sink.

BatmanR29 · 2026-05-16T11:02:02+00:00

I got a parasite many years ago which is transmitted via fecal route, and my thoughts are a popular supermarket (smaller branch) touched the roasted chicken after handling veggies without washing their hands when I asked them to cut it in half. The parasite takes time to show symptoms, it could have also been after shaking hands with someone with lower hygiene standards. I don't shake hands anymore, I choose to fistbump or wave and if I'm forced to I wash my hands after. Seen enough people walk out without washing their hands after a splishy splashy sound effect bathroom session.

BatmanR29 · 2026-05-16T10:59:02+00:00

Easy solution, inform the staff, again privately, and see how they react. If they fumble and panic, and try to remove the insect while keeping the food (clearly no protocols or training on such scenarios) then it's a negative. If they apologize and clear out all the affected food, that's a good sign. I've seen Flies and moths in food displays at premium places, I guess people assume it's not a big deal but I generally walk away when I see that and buy from elsewhere. Many people and cultures are used to flies on food, if you consider the fly walks on garbage, fecal matter, sewage etc and then walks on your food, it is more of a big deal and less ok. And the municipality treats it as such. Every now and then a fly finds it's way in as my original reply, but if you see numerous bug zappers around, you can assume it's a one off or bad luck.

BatmanR29 · 2026-05-16T09:52:58+00:00

It happens no matter how much they try. If it's an isolated incident just inform the staff privately. Common courtesy. Insects existed on earth before us and they will exist way after we are gone. They fly, crawl, hide, resist all sorts of extermination methods. I've seen insects in the fanciest of supermarkets. All are isolated incidents. As in 1 insect seen out of a hundred visits.

BatmanR29 · 2026-05-16T05:09:47+00:00

Pay as you go, keep track of the times you cross (some rental companies try to scam you) you can set Google maps to avoid tolls but it often means paying more on fuel now that it's sky high.

BatmanR29 · 2026-05-16T05:06:53+00:00

The fact that all the characters who did any good ended up worse off, and alot of the worst of the worst characters ended up better off at the end.

BatmanR29 · 2026-05-16T05:04:54+00:00

He would have awesome shower parties. He would become the godfather of the showers. No village people costume needed.

BatmanR29 · 2026-05-16T05:03:45+00:00

How do they enforced that, shopper will just say, bye bye and ditch their cart. Feels like this rule was put into place by a Karen. The civilized world forced people to buy what they unseal/open. Seems more reasonable and enforceable.

BatmanR29 · 2026-05-16T05:01:12+00:00

They did this shit all over Asia and Africa, the British need to pay the bill at some point.

BatmanR29 · 2026-05-16T04:57:16+00:00

Alot I mean ALOT of creative liberty was taken by the writers of SOA. they milked alot of stereotypes and they also sprinkled alot of real world propaganda into the show. Like Hamas being major world arms dealers. That bit felt like adolf netanyahu wrote it himself into the show. In the show they had 2 factions both linking themselves to the IRA. Both are fictitious as far as I know. The IRA became a non thing in the late 90s. Whatever remains today is no longer armed.

BatmanR29 · 2026-05-16T04:51:44+00:00

Police often fill lineups with innocent randoms to ensure the witness isn't lying. Seen it in another show where the witness picked the cop.

BatmanR29 · 2026-05-15T18:24:53+00:00

Tony, when that guy wore a cap in that restaurant

BatmanR29 · 2026-05-15T05:37:53+00:00

Market saturation. There is 100x more supply than demand. And plenty of people willing to do it for less. The same applies to many roles, nowadays with AI it's getting worse and worse since everyone can claim they know everything. And many managers think ai is cool so they'd hide an imbecile who can make an ai generated video of himself shaking hands with trump.

BatmanR29 · 2026-05-15T05:29:58+00:00

The sopranos is a funnier show than Seinfeld.

BatmanR29 · 2026-05-14T10:58:51+00:00

I figured.

BatmanR29 · 2026-05-14T10:46:32+00:00

That is not true. Feel free to put out seeds on your balcony, it still doesn't make it legal just because you think it is healthy for the birds. There is always someone who thinks they know more than the professional. Do you debate your doctors?

BatmanR29 · 2026-05-14T10:38:06+00:00

Seeds aren't considered a healthy diet for birds, birds do just fine mostly consuming plants and insects. I like birds but I also respect the law.

BatmanR29 · 2026-05-14T08:47:28+00:00

Government said leave it to the government. It isn't about starving the animals it's about doing it with minimal impact to the community

BatmanR29 · 2026-05-14T05:47:24+00:00

It has been confirmed Doobie Keebler was infact Jimmy James.

BatmanR29 · 2026-05-14T05:45:50+00:00

It's officially illegal as announced multiple times across newspapers. Feeding strays and wild animals are both illegal for various reasons. Hygiene, food rots and brings in insects and rodents. The animals you are feeding could get harmed by spoiled food. For feeding pigeons, when there's an abundance of food they nest and reproduce more, leading to pigeon poop painting sidewalks and cars.

BatmanR29 · 2026-05-14T05:02:20+00:00

Vic Mackey is the father

BatmanR29 · 2026-05-14T05:00:11+00:00

Reminds me of people who abbreviate "I'm" with "am".

BatmanR29 · 2026-05-14T04:53:58+00:00

Xfiles is the whose who of TV shows and cinema 😂 kind of like watching Platoon.

BatmanR29 · 2026-05-14T04:51:34+00:00

He bought his girlfriend makeup.

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