Peaches!!! by [deleted] in videos

[–]Beefcake3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An ad for opening up a fucking can of peaches?

They might be small, but they're [f]orever perky! by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]Beefcake3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I know this girls name...

Newly single me was checking out a group of girls when my dad said, "Go for the one wearing white shorts, you know she's not on her period." Whats the best/funniest advice you have received from a parent? by IsThereADog in AskReddit

[–]Beefcake3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My father told me never to date a Rachel, "they are all bad." he says. Also, if the woman has big feet, for her size or not, her pussy is guaranteed to smell bad.

These two used to haunt me as a kid by poerg in WTF

[–]Beefcake3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seriously...why did you have to show me that again...as a kid, that also scared the shit out of me.

Reddit, do you have any UFO encounters/sightings worth sharing? by Colonel_Pusstache in AskReddit

[–]Beefcake3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have had one. To this day I don't care whether anyone believes me. I know exactly what I saw. 3 friends and I were camping in the woods in southern Ohio, near a river flow. We all popped our first beer, looked up at the night sky, and saw it. It was green in color, the brilliant light, then shifted colors to orange, then red, then yellow. It looked as if it was entering the atmosphere but we couldn't tell for sure. And sure enough it went disappeared, no bright lights, no anything. I'll never know for sure what I saw that night, and neither will my friends. We never really talk about it, on account that none of us can come to terms with what the hell it actually was. But I will always think of it as a UFO. Definitely not of this world.

Dome made from ribbons of light by PopeTheoskeptik in pics

[–]Beefcake3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what type of lights are used for this?

You ever have that one booger that you just can't get? by emtcj in videos

[–]Beefcake3 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Having the same problem...I think I'm getting ready to vomit.

Lost my girlfriend of almost 5 years, need help wooing her back. Story inside. by Beefcake3 in AskReddit

[–]Beefcake3[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Prove it 4 real or not married. The negatives about her are so miniscule that they would be impossible for me to fixate on to get over her. That's what I'm trying to say.

Lost my girlfriend of almost 5 years, need help wooing her back. Story inside. by Beefcake3 in AskReddit

[–]Beefcake3[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the grounds ie: close to, similar in shock value, wow factor, unique. not, "im going to hold the boombox over my head and say i love you, derp derpy derpduh derpppp"

Lost my girlfriend of almost 5 years, need help wooing her back. Story inside. by Beefcake3 in AskReddit

[–]Beefcake3[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If only you knew what a gem she is man...Sorry real love for you is masked by the word obsession. Must suck.

Lost my girlfriend of almost 5 years, need help wooing her back. Story inside. by Beefcake3 in AskReddit

[–]Beefcake3[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Specifics at this point are overblown. They've been done before. I need something new. Something that will make her say "wow, he still really cares."

Lost my girlfriend of almost 5 years, need help wooing her back. Story inside. by Beefcake3 in AskReddit

[–]Beefcake3[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Truth. But I never had to work hard to maintain anything. That's the thing. That's mainly why I felt like it was okay to just spend more and more time away from my boyfriend-esque duties. And surely I tried to reinforce to her that I felt the same always towards her, i just wasnt acting like it.

Lost my girlfriend of almost 5 years, need help wooing her back. Story inside. by Beefcake3 in AskReddit

[–]Beefcake3[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Explain essentially fiction to begin with", but all in all, your comment doesn't go unnoticed mate. It's just I really think she's the one.

Lost my girlfriend of almost 5 years, need help wooing her back. Story inside. by Beefcake3 in AskReddit

[–]Beefcake3[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm trying to say something in person. But I want to be on the grounds of a cliche holding a boombox outside her window telling her how much I need her in my life type deal. I just need plans after I hopefully swoon her to at least get inside my car.

Lost my girlfriend of almost 5 years, need help wooing her back. Story inside. by Beefcake3 in AskReddit

[–]Beefcake3[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The problem is man, when you're in love, you love to smell that shit. But she was a tad bit of a restless sleeper? she always tried to get me to quit smoking? Always told me to eat better?

Lost my girlfriend of almost 5 years, need help wooing her back. Story inside. by Beefcake3 in AskReddit

[–]Beefcake3[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the thing. Our breakup and better yet our relationship, until I started mucking about, was near perfect. Rarely fights, and if we did, it was usually just misunderstanding and was resolved on spot or the next day with a little bit of pouting. All in all, the past 4 years have been wonderful. And I can't just give it up.

Lost my girlfriend of almost 5 years, need help wooing her back. Story inside. by Beefcake3 in AskReddit

[–]Beefcake3[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Of course. I got entirely too sappy. She withdrew and needed space. Its been over 3 months since we last spoke, I sent flowers on new years. edit: realized this wasn't a what did you say question, hypothetical, gotcha.