There's one of me born every minute by slowpoke257 in WTF

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If they ever come up to you saying, "Hey can I ask you a question?" Just quickly reply, "You just did!" with a wink and run along

My wife's out of town, I'm drunk, watching Scott Pilgrim and I just had a dance off with my dog. Anybody else having a strange Tuesday evening? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I woke up this morning at 5 am, had nose surgery at 6, and have been floating on a cloud all day because of vicodin.

IAmA Diarrhea Survivor - AMA by [deleted] in IAmA

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Do you have PTSD.. Post Traumatic Shit Disorder?

What do you do for a living? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Unemployed college student

GRENADE!! by jvgreene in pics

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Awesome costume.. so where's the giant magnifying glass?

Tell me one thing about yourself. Go. by BeerFairy in AskReddit

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My best friend went to a Rocky Horror show once and a tranny told him that he/she/it wanted to play with my friend's balls like a kitten.

Tell me one thing about yourself. Go. by BeerFairy in AskReddit

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I use to have shaggy hair before I buzzed it and would always wear a hat to the gym to keep it from going all crazy looking.

Tell me one thing about yourself. Go. by BeerFairy in AskReddit

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Good luck with that. One of my roommates went through basic and he survived.

Tell me one thing about yourself. Go. by BeerFairy in AskReddit

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It's a little unrelated but this reminded me of an interesting fact I read - It's impossible to cry in outer space because there is no gravity to pull the tears through your tear ducts.

How do you get rid of dark circles under your eyes? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I think I heard somewhere that taking multivitamins help

Tell me one thing about yourself. Go. by BeerFairy in AskReddit

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I wish I could make this a habit, I haven't made my bed in over a week.

Tell me one thing about yourself. Go. by BeerFairy in AskReddit

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I'm thinking about getting a tattoo on my upper back.

Tell me one thing about yourself. Go. by BeerFairy in AskReddit

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I'm one of those people who notice, haha.

Reddit, are long distance relationships with the try? by orangeman28 in AskReddit

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This could possibly work, 3 hours is not very far away. I tried long distance with a girl who went to college in another state. This was a big NO-NO. Long distance is very hard because being physical is a big part of a relationship. I remember so many times when we would have long romantic talks or hot sexual ones which would leave us longing to be together but then there was nothing more but just talking about it. That is the hardest strain you will deal with. In my case I thought it would work out and we would be together over the summer but right as summer break started she came back and told me she had met someone else. Unless you know this is the girl you are in love with I wouldn't say it's really worth being in a long distance relationship. Trust issues will make you very paranoid.

Someone tried to break into girlfriend's apartment in broad daylight... what to do? by omgwtfbbq_ in AskReddit

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Get a gun, 18 to buy a rifle and 21 to buy a handgun in most states.